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Elvis is a 16-foot saltwater crocodile who lives at the Australian Reptile Park outside Sydney. He apparently does not like lawnmowers. Above, we see what happens when one gets too close. Park operations manager Tim Faulkner tells the BBC that after Elvis "drowned" the offending machine, he guarded it for over an hour: ''It was his prize, his trophy. If it moved, then he would attack it again.'' Luckily, Faulkner and others were able to distract Elvis with meat and fish out the lawnmower (and the teeth Elvis lost in the battle). However, it will never mow lawns again. More »
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Trust me on this one — you need to see this. Recommended for: skateboarding, air-guitaring, air-saxophoning, air-drumming, views of Milanese and Parisian street scenes, dancing, high-kicking, soccer-playing, and really attractive men. Also recommended for a glimpse of Thiago Santos, a Brazilian model we've noticed before. More »
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• What is your reaction to the news that Brittany Murphy's mom and Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack slept in the same bed after Brittany died?

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Jacqueline Feilich is the world's foremost female Elvis impersonator tribute artist. Says the Aussie, "The first time I showed up as a female tribute artist dressed in a bright pink jumpsuit nobody knew what to make of me." [Salon] More »
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Mr. Potato Head will soon become one of the 15,000 Elvis-licensed products. The Elvis Presley estate has signed a deal to release an Elvis-head this August, just in time for Tribute Week. [AP] More »
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Some 33 years after Elvis's death, his personal doctor has continued the search for insight into the King's untimely demise. And he's found answers...in Elvis's colon. Let what follows serve as a warning to us all. More »
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Let's cut the crap and talk exclusively about Elvis' sex life: More »
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Perfume made from the DNA of dead celebrities? Yes. It's kind of sad, in a way. More »
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• Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:

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Even though Fall doesn't officially begin until next week, the Christmas catalogs have already begun to arrive. While I get that Christmas trees aren't necessarily "Christian" — they can be a fun way to celebrate the otherwise cold and dark winter season with light and color — there are some extremely odd ornaments for sale in the new catalog from Bronner's. Oh, I'm not talking about the usual wacky stuff: Snowmen, moose, birds, dolphins, vintage cars, Santa drinking wine, Betty Boop, frogs getting married, pirate ships, Hello Kitty, unicorns. I'm talking about seriously crazy items that will make even the most traditional among you say, well, Christ. What is this holiday really all about? Gadgets, pop icons, food products and mythic beasts, after the jump. More »
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Behold: The Roman Elvis. [NY Post] More »
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• Ashlee Simpson, 23, is engaged to Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz, 28. He got down on one knee; she said yes. Flat-iron-filled wedding to come! [In Touch Weekly]

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