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				Behold <strong>Blue Ivy Carter</strong>! She is so beautiful and perfect, and it's sort of hard to believe it's actually her. The photos surfaced on <a href="http://helloblueivycarter.tumblr.com/">Tumblr</a> a little while ago, and they sure do look genuine&mdash;there's even a hand-written note signed by the Carter Family. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884207/are-these-the-first-pictures-of-blue-ivy-carter" title="Click here to read more about Are These the First Pictures of Blue Ivy Carter?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cassie Murdoch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan Is Back In Jail]]></title>
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				While Judge Stephanie Sautner has <a href=http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/22/lindsay-lohan-charged-reduced-felony-grand-theft-misdemeanor-preliminary-hearing-court-necklace-shawn-holley-judge-stephanie-sautner-jewelry-store/ ">ruled</a> that <b>Lindsay Lohan</b>'s record "did not support a felony charge," that victory rings hollow, seeing as that same judge then <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b238102_lindsay_lohan_sentenced_120_days_in.html">sentenced</a> Ms. Lohan to 120 days in the slammer, plus 480 hours of community service. Our young protagonist was immediately taken into custody. <a href="http://www.armchairnews.com/losounds/misc/boink.wav">Chung-chung</a>, Linds. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b238102_lindsay_lohan_sentenced_120_days_in.html target=new">E!</a>] <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5794956/judge-reduces-lindsay-lohans-charges-to-a-misdemeanor" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan Is Back In Jail">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Apr 2011 20:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Gabriel Aubry Caught Halle Berry's &quot;Rages&quot; On Tape]]></title>
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				<ul><li>A source (who's clearly <strong>Team Gabriel</strong> in the increasingly nasty <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #halleberry" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #halleberry" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/halleberry/">Halle Berry</a></strong> custody battle) claims Aubry has emails, texts, and voicemails which document her "angry and jealous rages." Gabe's such a good guy that he isn't releasing them &mdash; yet.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5750391/gabriel-aubry-caught-halle-berrys-rages-on-tape" title="Click here to read more about Gabriel Aubry Caught Halle Berry's &quot;Rages&quot; On Tape">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Elton John Is Very Sorry For Saying The Following On Live Radio]]></title>
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				"Oh fucking hell!"				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5746696/elton-john-is-very-sorry-for-saying-the-following-on-live-radio" title="Click here to read more about Elton John Is Very Sorry For Saying The Following On Live Radio">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 29 Jan 2011 13:41:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Charlie Sheen</strong> was hospitalized this morning after an alleged 36-hour drug and booze bender.  He reportedly had a "briefcase full of cocaine" delivered yesterday, and had to be removed from his home on a stretcher.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5745308/charlie-sheen-hospitalized-had-briefcase-full-of-cocaine" title="Click here to read more about Charlie Sheen Hospitalized, Had &quot;Briefcase Full Of Cocaine&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Reese Witherspoon's Career Highlight Involves An Elephant]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Though she has acted alongside respected thespians such as Joaquin Phoenix, James Purefoy and Luke Wilson, working with a pachyderm for <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #waterforelephants" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #waterforelephants" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/waterforelephants/">Water For Elephants</a></em> was "one of the best experiences of my career," says <strong>Reese Witherspoon</strong>.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5744746/reese-witherspoons-career-highlight-involves-an-elephant" title="Click here to read more about Reese Witherspoon's Career Highlight Involves An Elephant">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Grocery Store Censors Elton John's Icky Gay Parenting]]></title>
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				Harps, with 60 locations in Oklahoma, Missouri, and Arkansas (where this photo was <a href="http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2011/01/grocery-store-finds-gay-parenting.html">taken</a>) would like to spare the children from gay sinner <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #eltonjohn" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #eltonjohn" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/eltonjohn/">Elton John</a> in business casual holding his baby. Must they shove the babies in our faces?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5743835/grocery-store-censors-elton-johns-icky-gay-parenting" title="Click here to read more about Grocery Store Censors Elton John's Icky Gay Parenting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Jan 2011 11:03:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>An upcoming book,<em> Low Down Dirty Shame</em>, alleges that <strong>Rihanna</strong> likes sexytimes with women.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5742712/writer-suggests-she-had-lesbian-fling-with-rihanna" title="Click here to read more about Writer Suggests She Had Lesbian Fling With Rihanna">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Am I the only one excited about <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #gnomeoandjuliet" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #gnomeoandjuliet" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/gnomeoandjuliet/">Gnomeo and Juliet</a></em>? Yes? Okay, moving on. But we can all agree that a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jamesmcavoy" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jamesmcavoy" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jamesmcavoy/">James McAvoy</a>/Emily Blunt/Sir Elton red carpet is something worth watching.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5741680/course-of-sartorial-love-does-not-run-smooth-at-gnomeo-and-juliet/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At Gnomeo and Juliet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Jan 2011 10:38:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> told friends she's "completely over the club scene" and won't even party sober because it puts her at risk for a relapse. Hopefully this isn't like that time <strong>Michael Lohan</strong> vowed he'd never speak to the media again.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5741641/lindsay-lohan-vows-her-clubbing-days-are-over" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan Vows Her Clubbing Days Are Over">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup. This week, Justin Timberlake continues to text Olivia Munn; Taylor Swift's been stabbed in the heart, figuratively; and Katie Holmes has become a glassy-eyed junkie.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5737853/this-week-in-tabloids-katie-holmes-is-an-addict" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Katie Holmes Is An Addict">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Jan 2011 15:54:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>For years, <strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong> had an extremely famous haircut, which she didn't like one bit.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5736522/jennifer-aniston-hated-her-famous-haircut" title="Click here to read more about Jennifer Aniston Hated Her Famous Haircut">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Will Not Tolerate Being Laughed At]]></title>
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				<ln><strong>Tom Cruise</strong> and <strong>Katie Holmes</strong> are skipping the Oscars this year because <strong>Anne Hathaway's</strong> hosting.   Like a humorless Wu Tang Clan for the next generation, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ain't nothin' to fuck with.</ln>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5728748/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-will-not-tolerate-being-laughed-at" title="Click here to read more about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Will Not Tolerate Being Laughed At">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 09 Jan 2011 10:30:07 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life]]></title>
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				The singer/choreographer/former American Idol Judge/<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xweiQukBM_k">cartoon beastiality enthusiast</a> has never been drunk in her life, not a once.  No siree.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5722652/paula-abdul-has-never-been-drunk-in-her-life" title="Click here to read more about Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 02 Jan 2011 10:31:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Is Meg Ryan Dating Newly Separated John Mellencamp?]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Reportedly, <strong>John Mellencamp</strong> (nee Cougar) has "struck up a friendship" with the actress, who has apparently "dropped in" on his tour. Mellencamp and his supermodel wife of 18 years, <strong>Elaine Mellencamp </strong>(nee Irwin), just announced they're splitting up. Oooh!</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5722259/is-meg-ryan-dating-newly-separated-john-mellencamp" title="Click here to read more about Is Meg Ryan Dating Newly Separated John Mellencamp?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 01 Jan 2011 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauri Apple]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Hef proposed to Crystal Harris with a ring in a Little Mermaid music box.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5721574/a-proposal-any-little-girl-would-love" title="Click here to read more about A Proposal Any Little Girl Would Love.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Dec 2010 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kimkardashian" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kimkardashian" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kimkardashian/">Kim Kardashian</a></strong>'s music career is chugging along, and she shot the video for her first single yesterday in Los Angeles… With <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kanyewest" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kanyewest" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kanyewest/">Kanye West</a></strong>.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5721216/kim--kanye-make-a-sexy-video" title="Click here to read more about Kim & Kanye Make A Sexy Video">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 30 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Chanel</strong> is apparently turning the <strong>Musée D'Orsay</strong> in Paris into a giant, sparkly, 2,890 square foot billboard for No. 5 perfume. We hope the museum is being rewarded handsomely for its services as a host for corporate messaging. [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/chanels-product-placement-club-fendi-buckler-boom-3409352?navSection=issues&navId=3409269#">WWD</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5719675/the-world-is-chanels-billboard" title="Click here to read more about The World Is Chanel's Billboard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Dec 2010 12:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenna Sauers]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Elton John & David Furnish Welcome A Baby Boy]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Sir <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #eltonjohn" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #eltonjohn" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/eltonjohn/">Elton John</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidfurnish" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidfurnish" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/davidfurnish/">David Furnish</a></strong> &mdash; seen here at Elton's 40th birthday party in 1987 &mdash; are now parents! A child born unto them of wigs and glitter! </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5719588/elton--david-welcome-a-baby-boy" title="Click here to read more about Elton John & David Furnish Welcome A Baby Boy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<i>LONDON, November 25 &mdash; <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #eltonjohn" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #eltonjohn" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/eltonjohn/">Elton John</a> lost a bet yesterday. Image via Bauer-Griffin.</i>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5699808/goodbye-green-brick-road" title="Click here to read more about Goodbye Green Brick Road">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Nov 2010 17:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenna Sauers]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Madonna Launching Global Chain Of Gyms]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Madonna</strong> is opening Hard Candy fitness centers around the world.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5673492/madonna-launching-global-chain-of-gyms" title="Click here to read more about Madonna Launching Global Chain Of Gyms">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Christina Aguilera & Sam Ronson &quot;Spent The Night&quot; Together]]></title>
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				<ul><li>The night <strong>Christina Aguilera</strong> announced her split from<strong> Jordan Bratman</strong>,<strong> Sam Ronson </strong>came over at 7am and left at 2am.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5670640/christina-aguilera--sam-ronson-spent-the-night-together" title="Click here to read more about Christina Aguilera & Sam Ronson &quot;Spent The Night&quot; Together">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Oct 2010 19:02:38 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Oct 2010 19:32:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Some dude in Atlanta was threatening to jump from a 22-story building, and <strong>T.I.</strong>, who heard about the situation on the radio, drove over to the building to see if he could help. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5663704/ti-saves-suicidal-man" title="Click here to read more about T.I. Saves Suicidal Man">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Oct 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jenniferlopez" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jenniferlopez" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jenniferlopez/">Jennifer Lopez</a></strong> will not, repeat will not, be a judge on <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #americanidol" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #americanidol" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/americanidol/">American Idol</a></em>. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5611093/jennifer-lopez-wont-judge-american-idol" title="Click here to read more about Jennifer Lopez Won't Judge American Idol">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Aug 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Set To Star In Her Own Film]]></title>
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				<ul><li>A source claims that <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ladygaga" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ladygaga" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ladygaga/">Lady Gaga</a></strong> is preparing to launch her film career by staring in a film that "will be a mix between <em>Moonwalker</em> and <em>Dreamgirls.</em>"  <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bryansinger" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #bryansinger" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/bryansinger/">Bryan Singer</a> </strong> is reportedly in talks to direct.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5607310/lady-gaga-set-to-star-in-her-own-film" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Set To Star In Her Own Film">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 08 Aug 2010 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>After only one season, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ellendegeneres" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ellendegeneres" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ellendegeneres/">Ellen DeGeneres</a></strong> is stepping down as an <i><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #americanidol" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #americanidol" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/americanidol/">American Idol</a></i> judge:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5600418/ellen-and-kara-out-j+lo-and-steven-tyler-possibly-in-at-idol" title="Click here to read more about Ellen And Kara Out, J-Lo And Steven Tyler Possibly In At Idol">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Staff at the hotel where <strong>Orlando Bloom</strong> and <strong>Miranda Kerr</strong> spent their honeymoon claim that Orlando openly talked about his wife's pregnancy:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5599436/orlando-spills-the-beans-about-mirandas-pregnancy" title="Click here to read more about Orlando Spills The Beans About Miranda's Pregnancy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Rumors are swirling that <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katyperry" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katyperry" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/katyperry/">Katy Perry</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #russellbrand" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #russellbrand" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/russellbrand/">Russell Brand</a></strong> might already be married:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5573409/katy-and-russell-might-already-be-married-lady-gaga-is-terrified-of-babies" title="Click here to read more about Katy And Russell Might Already Be Married; Lady Gaga Is &quot;Terrified Of Babies&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 26 Jun 2010 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>When <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kristenstewart" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kristenstewart" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kristenstewart/">Kristen Stewart</a></strong>'s controversial rape analogy, which she apologized for, came up in an interview, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #robertpattinson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #robertpattinson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/robertpattinson/">Robert Pattinson</a></strong> launched into a rant, saying, "That whole system of Internet journalists, where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5571247/rpatz-attacks-medias-treatment-of-kstew-is-shia-cheating-on-carey" title="Click here to read more about Robert Defends Kristen, Dings Bloggers; Is Shia Cheating On Carey?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Jun 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Earlier this week, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #meganfox" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #meganfox" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/meganfox/">Megan Fox</a></strong>'s rep confirmed that she got re-engaged to <strong>Brian Austin Green</strong>. Last night she said, "We've been engaged for four years, so I don't know why the story is breaking now like it's new."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5567437/megan-fox-didnt-get-engaged-again-la-reimbursed-1-million-for-michael-jackson-funeral" title="Click here to read more about Megan Fox Didn't Get Engaged Again; L.A. Reimbursed $1 Million For Jackson Funeral">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Jun 2010 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong>Cameron Diaz</strong>: Wants sex. Will travel.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5566904/cameron-will-travel-for-cock-lindsays-pee-is-clean" title="Click here to read more about Cameron Will Travel &quot;For Cock&quot;; Lindsay's Pee Is Clean">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Jun 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Jun 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Winehouse Is Back In Rehab; Marilyn's Sex Parties With The Kennedys]]></title>
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				<ul><li>After a drinking binge,<strong> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amywinehouse/">Amy Winehouse</a></strong> reportedly reentered rehab on Friday at the request of her new boyfriend<strong> Reg Traviss</strong>. "Reg has told her to quit the booze, otherwise he'll be off, and she hit it hard last week," says a source.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5563396/winehouse-is-back-in-rehab-marilyns-sex-parties-with-the-kennedys" title="Click here to read more about Winehouse Is Back In Rehab; Marilyn's Sex Parties With The Kennedys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kristen Stewart's Gay Rumor; Tila Tequila's Suicide Stunt]]></title>
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