What happens when a Disney princess is shipped off to a minimum-security women's prison? That's the question cartoonist Leigh Lahav asks in Frozen Is the New Black, for which Gaston is perfectly cast as an asshole prison guard.

Also featured are a lesbian Mulan, a psychotic Merida, a realist Ariel, Elsa's sister Anna (who gets jealous at the idea that Elsa might be building a snowman with other women) and Cruella de Vil in a non-speaking part as another prison guard.