Ellen Shops Al Roker Into Bondage Gear; God Help Us

Hey, it’s the sequel to the Matt Lauer photoshop nobody asked for! Look, do you; if you’ve got a whole closet full of expensive bondage gear I’m just happy you’ve found your bliss. But I’ve only got one thing to say about Ellen Degeneres ‘shopping various Today show cast members into BDSM attire and that’s RED RED RED RED RED to this whole damn cultural phenomenon.