Former Survivor contestant and The View panelist Elisabeth Hasselbeck was absolutely pleased as punch to be joining Fox & Friends bright and early on Monday morning, especially given that the show is NOW COMPLETE WITH NEW COUCH. She giggled as she brought Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade new mugs (sorry boys, no coffee), bubbled when Sean Hannity invited her to be on his show later that evening and got super into Day One of a week long "team building exercise" in which she and her co-hosts are competing against each other for a yet-to-be-determined prize, in boys vs. girls teams.

Spoiler: the "girls" team won Day One of this showdown, as Hasselbeck and Maria Molina plowed through a blow up obstacle course like it was the patriarchy they're surrounded with on daily basis. Unfortunately for Elisabeth, Doocy and Kilmeade were not to be outdone; the quote of the day goes to these "boys":

Doocy: The good news is that tomorrow is jousting!

Kilmeade: That's right, I'm going to be poking everyone I can until tomorrow for practice.

Doocy: That's right, just like the old days Brian.

Hasselbeck: [giggles]

Guys, this is a morning show. Think of the children.