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- This week we learned about poor 13-year-old Megan Meier, who committed suicide after being harassed on myspace by pretty much the worst people on the planet masquerading as parents and members of a civilized society.
- Also, some other misguided teenagers posted pro-ana messages on Teen Vogue's website.
- You know who else is proud of themselves for not eating? Models! Shocker!
- Earlier, Kanye West's Kanye West's mom died and it made us all want to sob like little, tired children.
- Then an ass-faced rapist won Big Brother: Africa and it made us stabby.
- But look on the bright side! We'll always have adorable Project Runway hippie Elisa and her pooing fabric.
- And the comment that covers pretty much all the bases we missed award goes to some brand-new person named Durgalicious. Welcome! And get procrastinating!
- [Obligatory invitation to turn to binge drinking]
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