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				So these <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0408081texas1.html">polygamists</a>: how did they pull it off? How did Warren Jeffs find time time to impregnate 70 women <em>and</em> run from the law? When your spiritual leader is on the <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/08/30/jeffs.arrest/index.html">FBI's 10 Most Wanted List</a> and you've been chased out of two states and your creepy molestation cult is the subject of a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Under-Banner-Heaven-Story-Violent/dp/0385509510/ref=si3_rdr_bb_product">Jon Krakauer</a> book, just how <em>do</em> you go about finding the proper plot in West Texas on which to build your theme park-sized compound and commence bilking the government? Don't these people have a problem with birth defects? What of all the excess dudes? 100 years we've been putting up with this? What, is there some formidable pro-polygamy lobby keeping authorities from charging all these creepy old men marrying 13-year-olds because it will "break up families? (A: <a href="http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2007-10-04/news/persecution-complex/">yes</a>!) Didn't homeowners in El Dorado fear the whole "Waco" stigma? (<a href="http://www.texasmonthly.com/2004-11-01/reporter.php">Also yes!</a>) Why was a sixteen-year-old who didn't even know how to spell her name the proverbial smoking gun here? And what's with the macro diet? Does it make up for all the inbreeding? <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy">Glamocracy's</a> Megan Carpentier and I yearn to know more about Yearning For Zion, and we do all the morbid internet research so you don't have to, after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/377740/your-nagging-ancient-mormon-underage-sex-cult-questions-answered-at-last" title="Click here to read more about Your Nagging Ancient Mormon Underage Sex Cult Questions, Answered At Last!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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