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Putting "Cock" In Cocktail: The 14 Most Pervy Vodka Ads

Yesterday we posted this dickcentric ad, which informs us that Skyy Vodka sucks balls. One commenter joked that instead of a phallic reference, "The message I'm getting here is one of racial harmony based on a universal love of cherries and quality, mid-priced vodka." If only!

Questions: Who is this ad for? Women who want to get drunk, have a threesome and suck balls with a friend? Or is it for men, who are suppose to believe that drinking cherry-flavored vodka will make women of all races drop to their knees? And what ever happened to non-sleazy yet visually interesting vodka ads?

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