Ed Sheeran, the devil incarnate, pulled exactly the stunt that I suspected. Turns out that an awful children’s drawing of lion is actually permanently tattooed on his chest. He only had it covered up earlier because he’s shooting a TV show.
Can’t say that I didn’t see this coming and many of you suggested the same thing earlier.
I now hope to never again speak of this man’s chest. Let this also stand as the permanent and final answer as to why I find Ed Sheeran to be one of the most grating people to ever walk this planet.
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