Jezebel: Ed Hardy

12-Year-Old Designer Is Proof Our Culture Has Gone Very, Very Wrong

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 11:35:00 EST

Precocious-in-the-bad-way tween "designer" Cecilia Cassini, who sells $500 dresses, says she took "like, three" sewing classes, but quit because her teacher was "like, rude." We have a feeling one day soon Cassini will be horribly embarrassed of all this.

Victim Of The Situation's Bed-Rejection Strategy Speaks Out

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 12:59:34 EDT

Annabelle DeSisto—who appeared on an episode of season two of Jersey Shore in which The Situation booted her from the house after refusing his advances—is speaking out, painting an unflattering portrait of the infamous guido's behind-the-scenes creepiness. More »

Angelina's Lack Of Glamour Triggers Mag Meltdown

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:30:00 EDT

WWD writes that Angelina Jolie needs to up her style game because Salt had boring clothes. Jolie is failing in her duty to all womankind because, "fashion needs aspirational icons; it always has. Michelle Obama can't do it alone." [WWD]

Swimwear Week's Most Brilliant And Unfortunate Styles

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:15:00 EDT

Miami's annual festival of spray-tan and spandex, otherwise known as swimwear fashion week, packed up its bronzers and stiletto sandals yesterday. While there were some pretty suits, there was also a whole lotta fug. More »

Lindsay Banned From Borrowing Clothes; Marc's Ex Writing Tell-All

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:30:00 EDT

Lindsay Lohan is apparently no longer welcome publicity for designers. The ankle-braceleted starlet has been — horrors! — banned from borrowing clothing by most fashion houses, according to one tipster. Lohan has been clothing herself by buying things. [E!]

Crystal Renn's Weight Covered On People; Tavi On Style And Musical Theater

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 28 May 2010 12:00:00 EDT

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Crystal Renn is either too big or too small, say some folks who evidently take an interest in other people's weight. "She is not trying to lose weight at all," says Gary Dakin, her agent. "She fluctuates." [People]

Ed Hardy Condoms, For The Man You Love To Hate

Jessica Coen — Tue, 25 May 2010 19:20:00 EDT

There are numerous Jersey Shore jokes to be made here, but I'll go with this one: If you find yourself faced with one of these, you're definitely got a Situation on your hands. [The Gloss] More »

Posh Poses; Tara Wants To Design Again; Erin Wasson Has Style Tips For Britney

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:30:00 EDT

Victoria Beckham got an 18-page spread in the new German Vogue. [FGR]
Tara Subkoff, now recovered from her brain tumor, says, "I've decided to bring back Imitation Of Christ in its most basic incarnation: easy-to-wear staples with an edge." [Harper'sBazaar]

Designer Thinks Size 10 Is "Unhealthy"; Marc Jacobs Talks About Terry Richardson

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 11:30:00 EDT

An Australian designer told the press that she will not extend her size range beyond an Australian 14 — roughly a U.S. 8 — because to do so would "endorse unhealthy living." Said Rosemary Masic, of label Nevenka:

Lindsay To Collaborate With Ed Hardy; Boy George Believes In Comfy Shoes

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 11:30:00 EDT

To pursue her goal of creating the world's ugliest clothing in every design category known to man, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly in talks to launch a line of handbags with Ed Hardy. [E]

Posh Says Most Models Healthy, "Naturally Thin"; Kim Kardashian Rips Off Another Designer's Logo

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:30:00 EST

David Beckham got Victoria something truly special for Valentine's Day: a pair of flat shoes, albeit from Lanvin. "I have discovered I can walk very quickly when I'm not wearing silly shoes," she said. [WWD]

Lindsay Gets Snubbed By Designer; Madonna Considers "Material Girl" Clothing Line

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:40:00 EST

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly not invited to the Jill Stuart show: she's considered a "brand damager." [NYDN]
Bjork and "people have posted an online tribute to Alexander McQueen: "i can't stop thinking how both fierce and feeble you are." [Bjork.com]

Christian Audigier Sued By Marc Jacobs; Lindsay Poses As Jesus Christ

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:30:00 EST

Marc Jacobs is suing Christian Audigier for trademark and trade dress infringements. The company says Ed Hardy's Extra Large Quilted Jana Tote Bag, right, is too similar to its own Marc by Marc Jacobs Pretty Nylon Tote. [IPTrademarkAttorney.com]

Annie & Mikhail Pose For Louis Vuitton; Snooki Loves Ed Hardy And Armani

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:30:00 EST

Louis Vuitton proposed Annie Leibovitz do an ad as a solution to her financial problems. Leibovitz instead offered her fee to Mikhail Baryshnikov; Louis Vuitton wouldn't hear of it, and ended up paying them both. Rich people: so lucky. [WWD]

Government Officials Stop Donating Unworn Clothes, Start Burning Them Instead

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:40:00 EST

The City of New York has quietly been paying to shred and incinerate tons of unworn clothing seized in counterfeiting raids. Knockoffs used to be donated to charities; since last April, the charities kept calling, but city officials ignored them. More »

Eva Models For Calvin Again; Is Lara Stone Going To Be In A Lady Gaga Video?

Jenna Sauers — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:40:00 EST

Why mess with a good thing? Longtime Calvin Klein Jeans face Eva Mendes is back, again with model Jamie Dornan, for spring. And Calvin Klein Collection has again booked 15-year-old Polish model Monika Jagaciak for its spring ads. [WWD]

LiLo Does Not Go Gentle Into That Fashion Goodnight; Sales Improve; A Feathered Dandy

Sadie Stein — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:30:00 EST

In "Bad Ideas": Lindsay Lohan tweets about "my 6126 full collection COMING OUT! all clothing." [New York]
Finally, some good news: holiday sales, especially at department stores, were strong. [WWD]
And the fabled "consumer confidence" is back, baby! [WWD]

Discrimination Against Douchebags Continues

Anna North — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:20:00 EST

An Australian club night has banned "metrosexuals" in an attempt to reduce fighting. But a look at the dress code — no Ed Hardy shirts, no popped collars — suggests they're actually banning douchebags. [News.com.au] More »

Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:20:00 EST

In a new clip for Funny or Die, Jon Gosselin pokes fun at himself, deciding to return to his old image by removing his earrings, deleting Michael Lohan from his phone, and packing up his Ed Hardy wardrobe. More »

The Villain Wore An Affliction T-Shirt

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:20:00 EDT

Imagine if douchey guys in Ed Hardy were all members of a secret crime-fighting network. Imagine if Christian Audigier were training a paramilitary movement interested in vodka and hitting on girls. Imagine the Ed Hardy Boyz. More »

Emma Conjures Clothes, Versace Tweets, Jackass Kickboxes

Sadie Stein — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:30:00 EDT

"It has been the most incredible gap-year project," says Emma Watson on her new ethical fashion line. What happened to Habitat for Humanity? [WWD]

Everyone Wants A Piece Of Michael; Christina Hendricks Will Wear Herrera At Wedding

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:40:00 EDT

Two weeks after adding Nicolas Cage's home to his sheaf of L.A. properties, Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier has announced he's moving into Michael Jackson's last residence. Audigier will rent the $38 million home from his C.E.O., Hubert Guez. [E!]

Want Your Hands To Smell Like Jon Gosselin?

Anna North — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:30:00 EDT

Just use this Ed Hardy hand sanitizer! Why, what were you thinking? [BuzzFeed] More »

Model Confronts Online Enemy; Is Simon Doonan Redecorating The White House?

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:30:00 EDT

Model Liskula Cohen has confronted the woman revealed as the author of a hate-blog directed against her. Cohen told the woman that she forgave her, but the blogger did not apologize — probably because a defamation suit is pending. [P6]

TLC Is As Sick Of Jon Gosselin's Stupid Shirts As You Are

Hortense Smith — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 15:45:00 EDT

While Jon Gosselin may be showing off his tiger-laden Ed Hardy gear at every opportunity, TLC has decided that they've had just about enough of his hideous wardrobe, and, according to RadarOnline, enough of his "bad boy" behavior, as well. More »

Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:30:00 EDT

Barneys' Simon Doonan: "Criticizing Ed Hardy for being cheesy is like saying that Elvis was 'flashy' or that Liberace was 'tacky.' It's a giant case of DUH! Of course it's cheesy! That's the whole point, you doo-doo heads." [NY Observer]

Sophie Dahl Gets A Cooking Show; Tilda Swinton To Be Face of Pringle

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:30:00 EDT

Model turned cookbook author Sophie Dahl is getting her own cooking show on BBC 2. Dahl says her show will cover on the "emotional" side of food. "It's cooking with an anecdotal thread, irreverent, unpredictable and not without flaw." [Sun]

9 Things About Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 14:00:00 EDT

Jon Gosselin has another new girlfriend, 22-year-old Hailey Glassman. They just spent the weekend in St. Tropez, and are apparently designing a children's clothing line together for Ed Hardy. Here's a quick primer on Glassman... which includes her mugshot, natch. More »

Kate's Balmain Copied; Punky Brewster Does Kids' Clothes

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:30:00 EDT

The UK supermarket chain Asda has knocked off the Fall '09 Balmain dress that Kate Moss wore out dancing — and burst the seams of — two months ago. Asda's version costs just £16. [Telegraph]

Jon Gosselin Ensures That Ed Hardy Will Forever Be Known As The Axe Body Spray Of Clothing

Hortense Smith — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:30:00 EDT

I am not a fashionable person. I have worn the same black t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers outfit since 1995. But I think I'm still qualified to declare that Ed Hardy gear has become the Axe body spray of clothing. More »

New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:30:00 EDT

Posh and Becks are in an underwear ad, together! David seems to be deep in thought, perhaps pondering the wisdom of letting Armani give him hair that belongs on a Lego newscaster. Narrate Victoria's inner monologue in the comments! [Telegraph]

David Beckham: Designer; Madonna Has Marc Save Her Man

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 11:30:00 EDT

It had to happen eventually. David Beckham has dipped a toe in the choppy waters of retail, becoming a Celebrity Designer. You can buy his clothes for Adidas Originals starting this fall. [WWD]