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Yes, it's true: Kristen Wiig, Jon Hamm, Maya Rudolph, Adam Scott, Jennifer Westfeldt, Chris O'Dowd. (Vulture calls it "Bridesmaids Revisited.") If Westfeldt — who wrote and directed — had added Betty White and Mindy Kaling, none of us would be alive because brains would have exploded all over the place. Anywhoozle: The trailer gives a lot away. BFFs Jason and Julie decide to have a kid and co-parent without the messy relationship/marriage stuff. Their friends think it's a crazy idea, but it actually seems to work… Until Julie meets Ed Burns and Jason meets Megan Fox. That bitch ruins everything. More »
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• Betty White has some rules about appearing on Saturday Night Live on May 8:

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• Michael Lohan claims that Lindsay Lohan's apartment was a "mess" when he stormed in yesterday. As for Lindsay, she "looked like she was hit by a truck..." her eyes were allegedly "pale and bloodshot, and her hair was a mess."

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Gwyneth Paltrow (pictured) was honored at the fifth annual Can-Do Awards dinner given by Food Bank For New York City. She told a reporter, "I grew up in this city, and I worked in soup kitchens throughout high school, so being back here is like a full circle. I'm just thrilled to be here and to help in any way I can." Yeah, yeah, but what about the outfits? Gwynnie looked divine in a graphic patterned wrap dress, and Helena Christensen — who was also honored — looked gorgeous in a sugary pink dress. But not every star was good enough to eat. Stanley Tucci, Lorraine Bracco, Christy Turlington, Petra Nemcova, Rachael Ray and more in the Good, the Bad and the Ugly, after the jump. More »
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Last night in New York, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inducted its latest members — and Madonna officially became a legend, bitches! But some of our other all-time favorite musicians were there last night, as both honorees and performers: Iggy Pop, Patti LaBelle, Leonard Cohen, John Mellencamp, Lou Reed, Joan Jett, Ben Harper — seriously, this is like half of my iTunes, no joke. Hollywooders — Tom Hanks, Chevy Chase, Michael J. Fox, Ed Burns — were also there, and on the whole, everyone rocked the red carpet. Except for Madonna. (Oy.) The full Good, Bad, and Ugly of the 2008 Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Awards, after the jump. More »
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The Chanel Night of Diamonds dinner held last night at The Plaza Hotel in New York (which, btw, is no longer a hotel, but a bunch of really expensive condos) was yet another excuse for Chanel to toot its own horn. Seriously, is there any other way to rationalize a black-tie dinner in honor of a jewelry collection? One thing's for sure, we're damn thankful that the stars who turned out for the event know how to dress themselves! (Sure - they didn't really dress themselves — most all of them were in loaners handpicked by Chanel PR, but who has time to nitpick when there's an opportunity to drool over the gown modeled by Gossip Girl star Blake Lively. [Moe disagrees, saying "it looks like Nightmare On Goth Prom Street". -Ed.]) Then, of course, there was Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo. Seriously, we haven't seen a red carpet disaster this bad in ages. See for yourself with the full good, bad, and ugly, after the jump. More »
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• Katherine Heigl got married! The Grey's star wed singer Josh Kelley in a tent at the Stein Eriksen Lodge decorated with white flowers and white candles in snow-covered Park City, Utah. It was "incredible and beautiful," says costar T.R. Knight. [People]

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The sight of Christy Turlington's adorable daughter Grace both brings a smile to our faces and reminds us of how much we loathe the guy partly responsible for her charm, "filmmaker" Ed Burns. We never much liked Ed, mostly because of his misguided belief in the artistic merit of his Miramax-backed "indie" films, which are, for all intents and purposes, total crap. And we really didn't like the actor/director's recent commentary regarding all the "crazy bitches" he once dated. (Takes one to know one!). But mostly we loathe Ed cause he's a talentless hack who thinks he's the Irish-American Woody Allen (We chafed at this when it came out) and because he's always seemed like a smug asshole. More »
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