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Upon hearing that E! quickly turned footage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' crumbling marriage into a new season of Kim And Kourtney Take New York, I was half disgusted, half excited to see these terrible people get what was coming to them. And while watching last night's season premiere, I learned a valuable lesson: you should really get to know someone before tying the knot. More »
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Let's do a drinking game: Every time Giuliana Rancic asks a female celebrity about her diet/exercise regimen, take a shot. If she freaks out about George Clooney or Justin Bieber, finish the bottle. More »
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What happens when you pair two gross, emotionally exploitative themes in TV for women: Plastic surgery shows and wedding shows? Bridalplasty. The apocalypse is nigh. More »
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Let's play a drinking game for E!'s red carpet coverage. Take a shot every time Giuliana Rancic asks a celebrity about a diet or workout regimen. Every time she mentions her crush on George Clooney, chug. More »
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Although Joan Rivers has signed on to host E!'s Fashion Police, she's not allowed on the actual red carpet, so we'll have to sit back pray that correspondents Jay Manuel or Ryan Seacrest say something bitchy during their live coverage. More »
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• Remember the Gap "Moose" ad full of little girls? Well, no one can object to this parody, in which "gays make their own version." Seriously, Gap needs to get on the horn! (Thanks, Lara!) [YouTube]

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Yesterday, E! News ran an exclusive interview with Jon Gosselin's 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman, in which she defended her Facebook photos, pot bust, and relationship with Jon; she also accused Kate of playing "the sympathy card." Much more, post-jump. More »
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• More rumored changes for The Greatest Show On Earth, Project Runway: Season 6 of the show, the first to be broadcast on Lifetime, may feature "More Than A Pretty Face" magazine Marie Claire in lieu of Elle as the affiliated fashion magazine sponsor. [WWD, 1st item]

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Sure, we rail against expensive shit all the time. But when E!'s The Soup aired a special last night entitled "Pretty Stupid Models" and showed this faux-ad for a Kate Moss vacuum, we cursed the gods for not making it a reality. 'Cause we so want one. More »
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The Oscars: They're on! With no striking writers, all of Hollywood can finally dress up in expensive shit and allow us to both champion and mock their fashion choices. Considering we haven't had an awards show in forever (uh, yesterday), we're hoping that the highs will be extra high and the lows will be extra low. The mocking begins — courtesy of the E! channel's coverage — after the jump. More »
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If it's true that E! is trying to make an E! True Hollywood Story on Project Runway (and that the Project Runway PR folk are up in arms about it), well then, we're happier than Heidi Klum when she gets to say "goodbye" in her native German. There's so much juicy, yet unexplored, stuff about the show, like who hates who and why Elle's Anne Slowey got cut from her full-time gig after Season 1, and why Tim Gunn is celibate (and Heidi Klum is always pregnant) and maybe even why Season Two's Santino Rice once made a move to strangle Nina Garcia? More »
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