Khloé Kardashian claims a cocktail of antibiotics and painkillers caused her to pop off on Twitter last night. The New York Times best-selling author’s most incendiary comments were responses to tweets about her appearance and her marriage to Lamar Odom.
After she congratulated the Houston Rockets on a “dope ass game,” some of her followers responded with comments like “you can’t be with [James] harden and still be married fam, gotta chose one” and “for better or worse sickness and health till death do them part.”
Khloé presumably knocked back a few more Percocets and said:
“Went against all our vows”?? Oh dang—she burned Kat, Juan, and her sick husband in one tweet! And it didn’t even stop there:
Once those haters got off her dick, another one decided to hop on and insult her appearance for no reason.
“Ur head shaped like a deflated football,” he tweeted.
Khloé then went through like 9 days of Z-Paks in one gulp, and responded with what I think was a pretty sick burn:
But, like most good fun, this couldn’t last forever:
Amy Schumer, who recently claimed that being famous blows, allegedly pulled a “YOU KNOW WHO I AM” after being denied entry into an NYC gym.
Reports Radar Online:
The trouble began when the actress forgot her membership card. An employee turned her away, reminding her she needed a card for entrance— which left the 34-year-old in a rage.
“She threw a massive fit,” an eyewitness tells Radar. “She screamed, ‘I know you know who I am, I’m famous!’”
After the employee was like, “Sorry lady,” Schumer stormed out—which, I think, counts as cardio.
This is a very funny headline without context. It’s less funny with it.
- Michael Lohan may have just had a heart attack. [TMZ]
- Kate Beckinsale’s marriage is “on the rocks,” but I’m not sure which rocks. [TMZ]
- One of Charlie Sheen’s exes on not being told he had HIV: “Meh.” [TMZ]
- I still can’t believe that Cameron Diaz and Nicole Richie are sisters-in-law. [TMZ]
- SOUND ALL THE ALARMS. SOMETHING ON KUWTK IS FAKE. [Radar Online]
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