<![CDATA[Jezebel: Dumb]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Dumb]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/dumb http://jezebel.com/tag/dumb <![CDATA[These Horrible People Didn't Get What They Wanted for Christmas]]> Christmas! A cheerful time, right? The spirit, the decorations, the gift giving, the time off, it's supposed to be happy! Not for these horrible people. Ungrateful punks and out-of-touch teens have all taken to Twitter to complain about what they didn't get for Christmas and how they now hate life and everything Santa Claus. It's a shit show. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5871249&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Why Is 'Terrible Names For A Vagina' Trending On Twitter?]]> Hey, guess what was trending on Twitter earlier today? #TerribleNameForAVagina. (And #TerribleNamesForAVagina.) Some examples: More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5842204&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Bar Features Hilarious Urinals That Look Like Women's Mouths]]> Women: don't you sometimes just want to pee in their mouths? More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5841471&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Dude Orders Hooker, Doesn't Like What He Gets, Calls Cops, Gets Busted]]> Ahmed Hasnain was arrested after he hired an escort from a service and two ladies showed up in his motel room. He didn't want two. He only wanted one. So he tried to get his money back. When he couldn't, he dialed 911 (at 5 A.M., when all bad decisions are made), and was promptly busted for patronizing a prostitute. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5836668&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Genius Congressman's Smacking Threat Captured On Voicemail]]> Today in political types who don't know how to use the phone, a Wisconsin Congressman is drawing criticism for saying he'd like to "smack around" a constituent — all while her voicemail was recording. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5812100&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Boy's Pink Nailpolish Throws Nation Into Crisis]]> This is the image that (according to Fox news) has necessitated therapy for a child and is emblematic of our society's gender confusion. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5791323&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Heidi Montag Shows How To Pretend You've Accidentally Lost Your Bikini Top For The Paparazzi]]> An insightful lesson, in eight steps. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5637888&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Another Day, Another Dumb Neologism: Beware Of "Chexting"]]> Yesterday we were introduced to "hegan." Today, it's "chexting," and its close friend, "brexting." No, really. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5502182&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA["Tory Burch Blogs About Snow"]]> That's the subject header of an email that just came in from the HuffPo. Snow news day, indeed. [HuffPo] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5481112&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Corny Courtroom Humor, Starring Lindsay Lohan]]> Lindsay Lohan was in court today, after a probation report found she failed to comply to attend alcohol counseling since her 2007 DUI. Sad! But you know what's not sad? Making up courtroom jokes. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5383582&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Beautiful Women Date Fat Men, But Not Dumb Ones]]> This reporter asks Jamie-Lynn Sigler if she'd date a "fat dude" not knowing she's in a relationship with Jerry Ferrara, Entourage's Turtle. Do your homework! [Buzzfeed] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5340724&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA["Earlier Today I Had Two Friends Over: One Regular One & One Indian One"]]> Later: As a teenager tells her Hindu "friend" she's "going down the wrong path" and tries to convert her to Christianity, she also says, "She's Indian — it's like, an African country in Asia." Update: Might be a joke. [Buzzfeed] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5336975&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA["I'm Pregnant," And Other "Lies" Twitterers Say Women Tell]]> Need a healthy dose of gender stereotyping, with an added dash of creepy? Check out the newly-popular Twitter tag #liesgirlstell, where men and women list all the ways ladies are supposedly stretching the truth. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5271883&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Brow Beaten]]> Oh brother. [Glamour] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5214433&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Oops, She Did It Again]]> Commenter "scarletbegonia" was frighteningly prescient on Friday when she wrote: "Shakespeare is the new Jane Austen of nonsensical comparisons. (I'm talking to you, Maureen Dowd)." And then, two days later, this. [NY Times] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5166618&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA['Miss USA' Marketers: Watch This Pageant Cuz Pretty Chicks Are Idiots!]]> It's taken us a while to get around to this, but the new commercial for the Miss USA pageant — airing on NBC on April 11 — is sort of a mindfuck. Instead of sweeping previous embarrassing moments under the rug, NBC is embracing them and encouraging TV watchers to tune in because they might just see a beautiful woman slip and fall on her ass, or babble on about "the Iraq." Such as. Sure, they use the tagline, "Anything can happen — because it's live", but really, they're gleefully humiliating and mocking the girls who participate as well as their own damn programming. Correct me if I'm wrong. Clip above. More »
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