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			<title><![CDATA[The Stupidest Article On Jennifer Aniston This Week]]></title>
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				Now, we all know that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jenniferaniston" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jenniferaniston" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jenniferaniston/">Jennifer Aniston</a> is sad, single and totally got dumped by Gerard Butler, or whatever pablum the tabloids peddled this week. But did you know it's all because <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/236029?from=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+newsweek%2Fentertainment+%28UPDATED+-+Newsweek+Entertainment%29">her name is cursed</a>?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5514611/the-stupidest-article-on-jennifer-aniston-this-week" title="Click here to read more about The Stupidest Article On Jennifer Aniston This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Start 'Em Young]]></title>
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				It is generally agreed that tabloids and gossips have already crushed the self-esteem of every working actress by mocking their bodies, hairstyle, and clothing choices. Next up: Kids! Luckily, <i>OK!</i> magazine (cheaper than <i>Us Weekly</i> in every way) has finally begun judging the fashion choices of celebrity kids <a href="http://www.okmagazine.com/pixandvids/gallery/7810/1">with its "Hollywood's Best Dressed Little Girls" feature</a>. What other celebrity weekly is going to tell you that Marcia Cross' barely walking twins, Eden and Savannah, are a couple of fashion plates? Sure, they can barely form coherent sentences, let alone pick out outfits, but hell, let's really drive home the fact that, as celebrity children, they are <i>always</i> being judged. [<a href="http://www.okmagazine.com/pixandvids/gallery/7810/3">OK!</a> via <a href="http://www.mollygood.com/ok-finally-judging-5-year-olds-20080716/">Mollygood</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5025847/start-em-young" title="Click here to read more about Start 'Em Young">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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