Jezebel: Ducks

Conservative Conference Dumps Ann Coulter

Katy Kelleher — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:30:00 EDT

Ann Coulter has been dropped as the speaker for WorldNetDaily's "Taking America Back National Conference" because of her association with GOProud, a republican group that promotes same-sex rights. Coulter plans to speak at "HOMOCON" in late September.

Animal Sex Is Wild • Mom Calls Cops On 6-Year-Old Daughter

Katy Kelleher — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

• The weird, curly, gelatinous thing in the image at left is actually a duck penis. And, curiouser and curiouser, the female duck has a similarly corkscrew-shaped vagina - only it curves the opposite direction. More »

Vegas "Stripper-Mobile" Comes Under Criticism • Woman Arrested While In Labor

Katy Kelleher — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:30:57 EST

• Did you know there was a such thing as a "Stripper-mobile?" Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. But some people are worried that driving around in a clear plastic truck while pole dancing may not be safe. More »

Unlucky Duck Gets Orthopedic Sandal • Overuse Of IVF Due To Sexism?

Katy Kelleher — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:40:00 EDT

• This poor duckling was going to be put down following an accident that left him with a fractured leg, but his owner enlisted the help of a local cobbler and ended up with an adorable corrective sandal. • More »

TGIF

Anna Holmes — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:50:00 EDT

[Washington, D.C., July 31. Image via Getty]

Like Stealing Candy From A Baby

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:30:00 EDT

The video at left demonstrates why feeding the ducks and feeding the baby don't mix. [Buzzfeed] More »

Wet 'N Wild

Anna Holmes — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 09:10:00 EDT

[Seehausen, Germany; June 11. Image via Getty]

Keep On Duckin': Truck Driver And Duck Become BFFs

Hortense Smith — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 15:30:00 EST

When trucker Joe Mansheim spent $700 on a duck hunting dog which refused to hunt ducks, his boss joked that he should have just spent the money on a duck instead. And so he did. More »

Russians Do Not Have All Their Ducks In A Row

Anna Holmes — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:10:00 EST

[Moscow, January 4. Image via Getty]

Duck, Duck... No Goose

Anna Holmes — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 13:50:00 EST

[Wuerzburg, Germany; December 30. Image via Getty]

Reader Roundup

Jessica G. — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:50:00 EDT

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Duck Tales: "Once again, government officials act as enablers for a neglectful mother." We say: it's not her fault that their father was a deadbeat duck! • Worst, in response to Sarah Jessica Parker Puts Best Foot Forward: "Ooooh. FUN shoes. Nice pop of color. Jacket could be better tailored, and the bag is a bit grandma-ish, but I support the idea of this outfit." We say: this comment is the platonic ideal of underminery. More »