Duchess Kate Wears Something Wild

This is what one dons for a ship-naming ceremony.

Duchess Kate Wears Something Wild

That look on the right — pursed pout, stiff upper lip, polite clap? — is like a parody of an upper crust Brit.

Duchess Kate Wears Something Wild

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JUNE 13: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge watches the bottle of Moet & Chandon Brut Imperial Champagne break against the ship for the Princess Cruises naming ceremony at Ocean Terminal on June 13, 2013 in Southampton, England. (Photo by Chris Jackson- WPA Pool/Getty Images)