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Drake, an entertainer who has a lot of money to do wild things like open non-strip club strip clubs, did the only reasonable thing a person in his position would do, which is purchase a home right next to the home he already owns. Twin homes.


Mashable reports (via the real estate site Trulia) that Drake’s “ranch-style home has five bedrooms and a guest room to help Drake accommodate his really big team. It boasts several fireplaces for when turtleneck season finally comes to Los Angeles.”

The exact reason for this $2.85 million acquisition in Hidden Hills, California is unclear but the public has noted that Drake may want added insurance against noise complaints since he once rapped, “I’ll buy the neighbor’s house if they complain about the noise.” It’s true. Can’t complain about noise if your next-door neighbor is you. Very existential.