Drake Discovers Communication Theory

In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Drake reads Marshall McLuhan (or reflects on this snafu), Larry King is not a fan of creased jeans, and Ke$ha goes Red Rum.

I am media. Hahahaha.

— Drizzy (@Drake) June 21, 2013

I just got jeans back from the cleaners and they put a crease in them - it really looks weird...

— Larry King (@kingsthings) June 21, 2013

haunted hotel room

— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) June 21, 2013

Paula Deen's apology really killed her chance at being the 2016 Republican presidential nominee.

— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) June 21, 2013

Hey, Paula Deen. No. Sincerely, America.

— josh groban (@joshgroban) June 21, 2013

Woke up & can't move neck. SUCKS!!!!! SMH (not really cause I can't move the damn thangggg!)

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) June 21, 2013

Congratulations @AbbyWambach, the greatest goal scorer in the history of women's soccer—you've made your country proud. #ChasingAbby

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) June 21, 2013

Since when do videos belong on Instagram?!? ������������������

— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) June 21, 2013

Unfollow Friday: Perez Hilton.

— THE FASHION LAW (@TheFashionLaw) June 21, 2013

I'm going to drink gin and smoke menthols & if Angela Merkel's got a problem she can say that TO MY BLEARY NON-CONPREHENDING FACE AROUND 1AM

— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) June 21, 2013

"Sorry Angela - non comprenday." *falls backwards off bench.*

— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) June 21, 2013

Did you know that you need to put a wet paper towel in with fresh basil? @Oprah taught me that. It was an “aha moment.”

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) June 21, 2013

So u know when ur outfit looks better w/heels so u put 'em on but r bout to leave the house n grab flats 4 moment when ur feet start to hurt

— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) June 21, 2013

just deactivated my OKCupid account so I'm back to meeting women the old fashioned way...in an airport lounge in Thailand

— Matt Oswalt (@Puddinstrip) June 21, 2013

Got big plans this weekend? Cause I do :)

— NeNe Leakes (@NeNeLeakes) June 21, 2013

Shit Jason just called Tara fanger & I feel like she took more personally than if he'd called her the N word. #SpeciesismIsDeep #TrueBlood

— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) June 21, 2013

I modeled for the original silhouette of a foxy woman on truckers' mudflaps.

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 21, 2013

Don't try and look me in the eyes while I'm shopping

— Lil Debbie (@L1LDebbie) June 21, 2013

People who tell other people about their dreams, in long-winded detail, need to be thrown into a cold body of water.

— Mark Duplass (@MarkDuplass) June 21, 2013

"This fall will Mindy Lahiri find love with a loping zombie or a Ghostbuster?" said a few of my writing staff if left to their own devices

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 21, 2013

Tomorrow: Global Smurfs Day

— AP Planner (@AP_Planner) June 21, 2013

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