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			<title><![CDATA[Dr. Ruth Has Your Valentine's Day Plans]]></title>
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				 In this Valentine's Day edition of Tweet Beat, Dr. Ruth wants us to all jerk off alone together, Lady Gaga pushes us toward voodoo and Julie Klausner shows us a dog that looks <em>exactly</em> like Kim Richards.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885176/dr-ruth-has-your-valentines-day-plans/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Dr. Ruth Has Your Valentine's Day Plans">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dr. Ruth Volunteers To Officiate Britney Spears' Impending Nuptials]]></title>
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				In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Dr. Ruth ever-so-kindly offers to officiate the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5868777/britney-spears-is-engaged">upcoming wedding</a> between Britney Spears and her fiancé, Jason Trawick. Plus, Aziz Ansari is really worried about the coyotes in Los Angeles, Billy Bush wants you to know that he has all the best Hollywood scoops, and doesn't <em>everybody</em> want their high school president to be pretty?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868919/dr-ruth-volunteers-to-officiate-britney-spears-impending-nuptials/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Dr. Ruth Volunteers To Officiate Britney Spears' Impending Nuptials">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[People Still Dare To Text & Drive When Oprah Is On The Road]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Oprah breaks her Twitter silence to express her outrage over a texting driver. Plus, Diddy is on a shoe shopping spree.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5820628/people-still-dare-to-text--drive-when-oprah-is-on-the-road/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about People Still Dare To Text & Drive When Oprah Is On The Road">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Jul 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Aubrey O'Day Has A Really Important Question]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Aubrey O'Day wants to know what you would say if you had the world's attention. Plus, Roseanne goes on a bizarre "No Fat Chicks" tirade.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5818762/aubrey-oday-has-a-really-important-question/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Aubrey O'Day Has A Really Important Question">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 06 Jul 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Twitter]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Gwyneth "joins the 21st century" by posting a <a href="http://www.whosay.com/gwynethpaltrow/videos/33750">video</a> to Twitter. Plus, Sarah Palin makes some rather ironic statements about immigrants.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5807625/gwyneth-paltrow-joins-twitter/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Gwyneth Paltrow Joins Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Jun 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Twitter Feud: Lil' Kim Vs. Keyshia Cole]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Keyshia Cole sets the record straight that she is not friends with Lil' Kim and then the two women argue about that on the internet in front of everyone.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5803287/twitter-feud-lil-kim-vs-keyshia-cole/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Twitter Feud: Lil' Kim Vs. Keyshia Cole">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 May 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Coco gives a sneak peek of her new clothing line Luscious. Plus, Kirstie Alley accidentally wears a maternity bra.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5801024/check-out-dresses-from-cocos-new-clothing-line/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Check Out Dresses From Coco's New Clothing Line">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 May 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Cindy Crawford needs to know the appropriate behavior when watching <em>Barney</em>. Plus, Lady Gaga releases a still from "Judas" music video.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5798273/cindy-crawford-asks-an-important-question-for-moms/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Cindy Crawford Asks An Important Question For Moms">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 May 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Talib Kweli Has Some Words For Ashley Judd]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, rapper Talib Kweli is mad about Ashley Judd's <a href="http://jezebel.com/#!5789387/angelinas-visit-to-libyan-border-overshadowed-by-new-tattoo">statements</a> criticizing hip hop. Plus, Dr. Ruth makes sense.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5790424/talib-kweli-has-some-words-for-ashley-judd/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Talib Kweli Has Some Words For Ashley Judd">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Apr 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Britney & Christina Are Twitter Friends]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, two pop idols chat on Twitter. Plus, Damon Lindelof explains the meaning of <em>Lost</em> in 140 characters.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5786972/britney--christina-are-twitter-friends/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Britney & Christina Are Twitter Friends">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Mariah Carey Decorates Her Belly]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Mimi has painted her belly&mdash;with a butterfly, natch. Plus, Judy Blume clears something up.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5786543/mariah-carey-decorates-her-belly/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Mariah Carey Decorates Her Belly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Mar 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Celebs Remember Elizabeth Taylor On Twitter]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, celebs mourn the loss of Elizabeth Taylor and share personal photos of the late actress.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5785116/celebs-remember-elizabeth-taylor-on-twitter/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Celebs Remember Elizabeth Taylor On Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Mar 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chris Brown Needs To Step Away From Twitter]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown probably isn't wearing a shirt today due to the giant chip on his shoulder. Plus, Jimmy Kimmel talks about <a href="http://jezebel.com/#!5784404/what-do-you-think-charlie-sheens-breath-tastes-like">Sheen kiss</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5784619/chris-brown-needs-to-step-away-from-twitter/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown Needs To Step Away From Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Rachel Zoe posts a picture of her new Alexander McQueen diaper bag, which really just looks like it's a large purse. Also, Kathy Griffin meets Lady Gaga's parents.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5782748/rachel-zoe-gets-mcqueen-diaper-bag/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Rachel Zoe Gets McQueen Diaper Bag">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Mar 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kelly Bensimon Spikes Her Gummi Bears]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, we've perhaps solved the mystery of <a href="http://jezebel.com/#!5544672/real-housewives-kellys-bad-trip">Kelly's behavior</a> on Scary Island. Plus, Dr. Ruth gives some sage sex advice.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5781900/kelly-bensimon-spikes-her-gummi-bears/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Kelly Bensimon Spikes Her Gummi Bears">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, The Situation sucks at comedy, at least according to Ice-T and Coco, who watched him at a recent taping of Donald Trump's roast. Also, Dr. Ruth watches <em>Glee</em> and approves of how the show handles teenage sexuality.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5780804/the-situation-bombed-at-donald-trumps-roast/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Situation Bombed At Donald Trump's Roast">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Samantha Bee Mocks Cosmo While Celebrating The Pill]]></title>
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				Last night, Samantha Bee, Cybill Shepherd, Dr. Ruth, <i>Cosmopolitan</i>'s editor-in-chief, and a lot of rich people gathered to wish the Pill a happy 50th over steak and cocktails. It was pretty fun, especially when Samantha Bee laid into <i>Cosmo</i>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5668128/samantha-bee-mocks-cosmo-celebrates-the-pill" title="Click here to read more about Samantha Bee Mocks Cosmo While Celebrating The Pill">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In times of trouble, we all like to turn to a guru  <a href="http://jezebel.com/341748/dr-ruth-personally-advises-us-on-period-sex">we know and trust</a>: Dr. Ruth. On the <em>Forbes</em> website, the tiniest sex doctor in the U.S. cautions that sometimes sexual recessions and fiscal recessions <a href="http://www.forbes.com/2008/10/24/financial-crisis-sex-oped-cx_rw_1024drruth.html?">go hand in hand.</a> Dr. Ruth discusses the case of a sexually frustrated wife, whose husband was not in the mood for sex because he feared he was going to lose his job. "He didn't tell her about his fears. He constantly imagined the dreaded day when he'd be called in to see his manager, sex was the last thing he craved," Dr. Ruth explains. "But since his wife didn't know what was going on&mdash;and since he was being especially silent about his activities during the day&mdash;she began to suspect that he was having an affair." Not surprisingly, Dr. Ruth prescribes a healthy dose of communication.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5069421/the-recession-tough-on-your-pockets-tougher-on-your-privates" title="Click here to read more about The Recession: Tough On Your Pockets, Tougher On Your Privates">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Remember when Ellen came out and everyone was like, "yeah, we know, but thanks"? Her confirmation that she's the new Cover Girl is kinda like that. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20226119,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>]
<li>Our unreasonable dislike of fame whore/hockey player/<em>Vogue</em> intern/fashionisto Sean Avery grows apace. He is now involved with a Bravo reality show. [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/09/sean_averys_next_stop_reality.html">NY Mag</a>]
<li>Hey, remember how YA author Lauren Conrad's designing the gowns for the "trophy girls" at next Sunday's Emmy Awards? "'I did green because green [is the] theme for the Emmys this year,' said Conrad, who also mentions using a diamond brooch, signifying the Emmy's 60th anniversary, to accessorize the gown." [<a href="http://fabsugar.com/2021535">FabSugar</a>]
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				This just in! Dr. Ruth has a new book coming out next month, and it's called <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Ruths-Guide-Teens-Today/dp/0807749052"><em>Dr. Ruth's Guide to Teens and Sex Today: From Social Networking to Friends With Benefits</em></a>. How awesome is it that a tiny, octogenarian lady is explaining the internet down to clueless parental types? She does have personal experience with <a href="http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B0DE5D9103FF935A15753C1A961948260">teen sex</a>, as she told the <em>New York Times</eM> in 1987, "she first had sexual intercourse on a starry night, in a haystack - without contraception. 'I am not happy about that,' she admitted, 'but I know much better now and so does everyone who listens to my radio program.'" [<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Ruths-Guide-Teens-Today/dp/0807749052">Amazon</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5037170/" title="Click here to read more about 
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				<a href="http://jezebel.com/341748/dr-ruth-personally-advises-us-on-period-sex">Jezebel fave</a> and OG sex educator Dr. Ruth turns 80 tomorrow, and she stopped by <em>Today</em> this morning to talk to Hoda and Kathie Lee, rolling her r's around words like "orgasm," "erection," "sperm." But it was when she talked about how <a href="http://jezebel.com/5012366/cable-vibrator-commercial-acknowledges-that-masturbation-is-for-women-of-all-ages">important it is</a> for women to masturbate that really freaked out the prim and proper Kathie Lee and Hoda (who, BTW, modeled her Spanx for the cameras about 30 minutes prior to this). Then the ladies brought out a birthday cake for the good doctor, and helped her blow out all 80 candles. She's the cutest! Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5012681/dr-ruth-freaks-out-kathie-lee-and-hoda-with-masturbation-discussion" title="Click here to read more about Dr. Ruth Freaks Out Kathie Lee And Hoda With Masturbation Discussion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Good news for the shorties out there! Scientists have discovered a gene, which is <a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/03/080304110439.htm">associated with short stature</a> in women, that is also linked to living a long life. The gene, <a href="http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=methuselah-mutation-linked-to-long-life&sc=rss">called IGF1R</a>, has been nicknamed the "Methuselah mutation,"  by <em>Scientific American</em> and was studied in Ashkenazi Jews aged 95-108 at the Institute for Aging Research at Albert Einstein College of Medicine. The Ashkenazi were the focus of the study because, according to <em>Science Daily</em>, they're more "genetically uniform than other groups, making it easier to spot gene differences that are present." This is especially excellent news for tiny, tiny Jew <a href="http://jezebel.com/341748/dr-ruth-personally-advises-us-on-period-sex">and Jezebel's personal sex guru</a> Dr. Ruth, who is turning 80 this year. [<a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/03/080304110439.htm">Science Daily</a>, <a href="http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=methuselah-mutation-linked-to-long-life&sc=rss">Scientific American</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/363784/shorties-but-goodies" title="Click here to read more about Shorties But Goodies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>This week started off with a <a href="http://jezebel.com/341137/top-model-elyse-sewell-and-dorky-indie-rock-boyfriend-arrested-for-domestic-violence">literal bang</a> when ex-Top Model contestant Elyse Sewell was knocked around by her crap of an indie rock boyfriend, Marty Crandall of the Shins.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/344048/the-week-that-became-an-emotional-rollercoaster" title="Click here to read more about The Week That Became An Emotional Rollercoaster">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				On Saturday, some of the Jezebels went to brainstorm over S'mores at a coffee/sandwich shop, when, who should appear but <em>Dr. Ruth</em>. She shuffled by our table, all 50 inches of her &mdash; seriously, girlfriend is <em>short</em>! &mdash; and Anna was the first one to spot her. I was like, "Guys, I <em>have </em>to get my picture with her!" Anna said, "Yeah, and ask her about what she thinks about guys asking to <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/how-porn-ruined-sex/how-about-you-dont-ask-to-come-on-my-face-on-the-first-date-333148.php">come on your face on the first date</a>." I convinced Dodai to walk over to Dr. Ruth to take our picture on my phone; she was sitting alone, reading a book. (You can't tell from this shot, but her glasses were lined in pink rhinestones. Cuteness!) She was really gracious &mdash; all smiles &mdash; and allowed me to pose for a picture with her. Then she turned back to her book, so I said, "I'm sorry, can I just ask you one question?" She smiled and said, "Yes, but make it quick." Ha! I briefly considered the cum-on-the-face thing, but thought, "Oh I can't. She's about to eat!" For some reason, I felt that period sex was a more appropriate mealtime topic for conversation.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/341748/dr-ruth-personally-advises-us-on-period-sex" title="Click here to read more about Dr. Ruth Personally Advises Us On Period Sex">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Amy Winehouse's flat was raided yesterday, as part of an investigation that led to the arrest of four men and "has nothing to do with drugs." Plus, Amy is fine, and has not been charged or arrested. Phew! [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=eb9527e3-4ab4-458e-ac71-971832a5c476&sid=fd-hot4-txt">E!</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/320816/amy-winehouses-hubby-arrested" title="Click here to read more about Amy Winehouse's Hubby Arrested!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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