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				Anyone who's ever watched Dr. Oz at work knows that he is a hack of the first order. He'll happily push whatever magical berry or miracle elixir will pay him, passing it off as essential to keep you from dying&mdash;or worse, <em>getting fat</em>. He's a women's magazine with a mouth. So we were not shocked when a tipster alerted us to an especially craptastic email that one of her family members got from the production team at <em>The Dr. Oz Show</em> yesterday.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5881163/dr-oz-gives-his-audience-no-choice-but-to-admit-theyre-fat" title="Click here to read more about Dr. Oz Gives His Audience No Choice But to Admit They're Fat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap: Isaiah Mustafa paints a portrait of Matt Lauer, <em>Community</em> channels <em>Glee</em> for an episode, and more kissing from those adorable adult virgins.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5865678/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Dr. Oz Explains Yeast Infections With A Game Of Whack-A-Mole]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 May 2011 17:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				The latest diet craze involves injecting the hormone hCG (human chorionic gonadotropin) while eating just 500 calories a day. Do not do this.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5772389/dont-follow-this-scary-diet" title="Click here to read more about Don't Follow This Scary Diet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Feb 2011 13:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Whether it's big and juicy or small with potential, there are many forms of blemishes, not limited to simply whiteheads and blackheads. Herewith, an examination of the different categories of pimples and their popping possibilities.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5723649/know-your-different-types-of-zits" title="Click here to read more about The Taxonomy Of Zits">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Jan 2011 15:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Comeback kid (?) <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> has already gone back to her complicated lifestyle of dramarama mixed with rich-people acquisitions. We could talk about her for hours&mdash;she just never stops! All that Red Bull, maybe. Here we go. </li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5728185/the-adventures-of-lindsay-part-473-trouble--riches-and-reconciliations" title="Click here to read more about The Adventures of Lindsay, Part 473: Trouble (?), Riches, and Reconciliations">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Dr. Mehmet Oz's <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nj_neighbor_suing_dr_oz_over_view_JjRN3Bq0bde5gNqmw2B58L">neighbor</a> is suing him, claiming 30-foot cedars Oz planted on his New Jersey property are obscuring his view of Manhattan. They've squabbled over landscaping before, and this guy won't take Dr. Oz's (perfectly <a href="http://jezebel.com/341873/the-most-disgusting-discussion-ever-on-oprah">S-shaped</a>) crap any longer!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5705274/dr-oz-sued-for-offensive-growth" title="Click here to read more about Dr. Oz Sued For Offensive Growth">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Dec 2010 10:55:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>News photographers claim that <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #russellbrand" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #russellbrand" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/russellbrand/">Russell Brand</a></strong>'s bodyguards tried to get them killed by TIGERS. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5671519/photogs-covering-perry+brand-wedding-fend-off-bodyguards--tigers" title="Click here to read more about Photogs Covering Perry-Brand Wedding Fend Off Bodyguards & Tigers!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dr. Oz and Oprah pop the world's biggest pimple, Wendy Williams deep fries one of her wigs, and Michaele Salahi tries her hardest to cry.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5665295/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Oct 2010 19:14:53 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, bisexual apes on Oprah, Dr. Oz answers a question about a sleeping vagina, and an 82-year-old woman says "fuck" on the evening news.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5659449/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tilatequila" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tilatequila" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tilatequila/">Tila Tequila</a> says she is a lesbian, but might be in love with her baby daddy, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #talibkweli" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #talibkweli" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/talibkweli/">Talib Kweli</a> reads <em>Catcher in the Rye</em>, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amywinehouse/">Amy Winehouse</a> watches <em>Glee</em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5465395/tila-tequila-is-still-a-lesbian-still-oversharing/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Tila Tequila Is Still A Lesbian, Still Oversharing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><strong>Victoria Beckham</strong> says the dresses in her fashion line are, "For women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one<strong> Jennifer [Lopez]</strong> wore..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5459110/posh--im-the-same-size-as-jlo-real-housewives-star-in-car-accident" title="Click here to read more about Posh:  I'm The Same Size As J.Lo; Real Housewives Star In Car Accident">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				11:35am, ABC.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5458699/wtf-moment-on-morning-tv" title="Click here to read more about WTF Moment On Morning TV">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Hef's twin girlfriends are "growing up" and moving on, Courtney Love is reaching out to Dr. Drew, Ice-T is pissed off about the late-night wars, and Wyclef is headed to Haiti.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5447582/hugh-hefners-girlfriends-have-left-the-mansion/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Hugh Hefner's Girlfriends Have Left The Mansion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				11:48am, December 7. ABC.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5420677/wtf-moment-on-morning-tv" title="Click here to read more about WTF Moment On Morning TV">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Chris Brown sits down for his first interview since his <a href="http://jezebel.com/5397330/sneak-peek-at-mtvs-chris-brown-the-interview"><em>last</em> interview</a>, Oprah interviews the Connecticut woman attacked by a chimp, and Carrie Prejean calls for women to "stick together."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5404351/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Emma Watson</strong> has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5354459/emmas-orientation-documented-by-paps-details-on-alleged-tila-tequila-assault" title="Click here to read more about Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>After shooting a fight scene for <em>The Bounty</em>, a source says <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JENNIFER ANISTON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JENNIFER ANISTON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jennifer-aniston/">Jennifer Aniston</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GERARD BUTLER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GERARD BUTLER" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/gerard-butler/">Gerard Butler</a></strong> were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/08/exclusive-jen-aniston-and-gerard-butler-kissing-set">Radar Online</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5342127/jen--gerard-caught-kissing--vh1-star-charged-with-wifes-murder" title="Click here to read more about Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing;  VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Surprise, surprise: <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI MONTAG" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HEIDI MONTAG" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidi-montag/">Heidi Montag</a> </strong>and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SPENCER PRATT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SPENCER PRATT" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/spencer-pratt/">Spencer Pratt</a></strong> are a "complete nightmare" for the people working on the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MISS UNIVERSE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MISS UNIVERSE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/miss-universe/">Miss Universe</a> pageant in the Bahamas, where Heidi is supposed to perform on Sunday night. An insider says: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5341568/heidi--spencer-a-nightmare-courtney-caught-in-bed-with-what" title="Click here to read more about Heidi & Spencer A "Nightmare"; Courtney Caught In Bed With What?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				•  Lawmakers are calling for the removal of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JUDGE THOMAS BARTHELD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JUDGE THOMAS BARTHELD" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/judge-thomas-bartheld/">Judge Thomas Bartheld</a> for sentencing a man accused of raping a four-year-old girl <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31395402/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/">to one year in prison.</a> Prosecutors said they took the deal because the victim is an unreliable witness.  •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5293957/pedophile-rapist-gets-1-year-in-prison--platonic-baboon-pals-perplex-scientists" title="Click here to read more about Pedophile Rapist Gets 1 Year In Prison • Platonic Baboon Pals Perplex Scientists">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today on <em><a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GOOD MORNING AMERICA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GOOD MORNING AMERICA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/good-morning-america/">Good Morning America</a></em>, <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DIANE SAWYER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DIANE SAWYER" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diane-sawyer/">Diane Sawyer</a> was forced to face off with <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DR. MEHMET OZ" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DR. MEHMET OZ" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/dr%27-mehmet-oz/">Dr. Mehmet Oz</a> by keeping her arm in an icy bucket of water until she couldn't stand the pain anymore.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5137132/diane-sawyer-subjected-to-more-humiliation-on-gma" title="Click here to read more about Diane Sawyer Subjected To More Humiliation On GMA">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Today on <em>Oprah</em>, Dr. Oz discussed medical mysteries and he and Oprah interviewed a woman named Jill who can remember everything that ever happened in her life. Read her off a date and she can tell you what day of the week it was, what she was doing, what she was thinking, and how she was feeling. It's a neat parlor trick, but it also kind of sounds like a living hell, because she not only remembers events, but she also remembers emotions, so she's never truly able to let anything go. The old adage "time heals all wounds" doesn't apply to her. She remembers every cruel thing her mother ever said to her about her weight as a child, and her husband died a few years ago, and on the anniversary of his death, she's inconsolable, because the feelings of loss and pain haven't faded. Still, it's pretty amazing to be able to recall the life you've lived, as most of us can't recall what we did last week. Clip above, and you can read more about her <a href="http://www.oprah.com/slideshow/oprahshow/20080918_tows_mysteries/7">here</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5092479/medical-mystery-woman-who-remembers-everything" title="Click here to read more about Medical Mystery: Woman Who Remembers Everything">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Remember how earlier today we were <a href="http://jezebel.com/5083357/gross-youtube-genre-is-populated-by-pimple+loving-girls">obsessing about pimples</a> and we wondered why Dr. Oz and Oprah haven't covered it yet? Well, right as we were posting that, today's episode of <em>Oprah</em> aired, during which Dr. Oz was discussing "the science of beauty." And part of the discussion included acne! (Maybe Oprah really <em>is</em> Jesus, since she's able to hear our thoughts.) Dr. Oz brought out a graphic that explains exactly how pimples form. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5083623/dreams-do-come-true-dr-oz-explains-acne-on-oprah" title="Click here to read more about Dreams Do Come True: Dr. Oz Explains Acne On Oprah">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Yesterday, Dr. Oz was back on <em>Oprah</em> to talk about health, and, in one of the most interesting segments, he broke down the male and female brains. First of all, did you know that we <em>all</em> start off with female brains in utero? It's not until testicles are formed, that the testosterone shoots up to the brain and changes it. There are fundamental differences between male and female brains, for example, women have a whole section that's dedicated just to worrying about shit. Men typically have larger brains (women's brains shrink with pregnancy), but they aren't any more powerful than women's. We just pack more neurons into a smaller package. (Sound familiar?) Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5060678/oprah-dr-oz-explains-the-differences-between-male-and-female-brains" title="Click here to read more about Oprah: Dr. Oz Explains The Differences Between Male And Female Brains">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Yesterday's <em>Oprah</em> was all about people with extreme obsessive compulsive disorder. She shipped a group of them off to a camp with Dr. Oz and an OCD specialist, both of whom were given the difficult task of helping one man overcome his fear of sitting on a toilet seat — <em>any</em> toilet seat. The guy can't even crap on the toilet at his own home, so he's been <em>pooping outside</em> for years. At camp, his therapy required him to touch a toilet seat and then lick his fingers. Honestly, <em>I</em> don't even want to ever have to do that, and I don't even have OCD. It worked for him, however! He's been crapping on the can in his own home since he left Oprah's camp. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5010448/oprah-helps-grown-man-go-poo-poo-on-the-potty" title="Click here to read more about Oprah Helps Grown Man Go Poo Poo On The Potty">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 May 2008 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<p class="small">Ed Note: We hear about and see so many stories that we can't find the time to comment on that we're gonna try something new: "Leftovers", a daily "accounting" of the stuff we had to leave behind. Let us know if you like it, and, obviously, feel free to click through on the stories and flesh them out for everybody.</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/378453/oprah-makes-oz-a-star-girl-gangs-in-central-america-why-men-are-idiots" title="Click here to read more about Oprah Makes Oz A Star; Girl Gangs In Central America; Why Men Are Idiots">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Last week, Joy Behar said that they don't want men as panelists on <em>The View</em>, because people don't care what men have to say when they tune in to watch that show. And that's so true. But what's great about women's daytime talk shows is that when men actually <em>do</em> go on, they behave so much differently than they do on other shows, and we learn something new about them that we wouldn't have otherwise known. For instance, William Shatner is a huge Oprah fan, and looks to Dr. Oz's advice on <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/the-lady-bunch/oprah-asks-what-shape-should-your-poop-be-261737.php">poop shape</a>. And we learned that presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee&mdash;who bonded with Tyra over food issues&mdash;doesn't like carrots. Hmm, interesting. Maybe 'cause it's phallus shaped and he doesn't want to put it in his mouth because God did not intend for that type of union? Anyway, all that and weaves in the clip above and more after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/363336/william-shatner-keeps-o-magazine-in-the-shitter" title="Click here to read more about William Shatner Keeps O Magazine In The Shitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Have you heard? Oprah is creating her own television network, "<a href="http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=109&STORY=/www/story/01-15-2008/0004736845&EDATE=">OWN: The Oprah Winfrey Network,</a>" which will "entertain, inform and inspire people to live their best lives." Debuting in 2009, it's probably not gonna be the suckfest that her previous investment, Oxygen, turned out to be. First of all, it will start off in 70 million homes, since it's going to replace what's now the Discovery Health Channel, which is bad news for fans of documentaries about people with lobster claws, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaid_syndrome">mermaid syndrome</a>, or hearts born on the outside of their bodies. And while Oprah doesn't really focus on physical abnormalities that much, <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/the-lady-bunch/oprah-winfrey-still-obsessed-with-bowel-movements-302899.php">she's <em>definitely</em> into bodily functions</a>. (You just know that Dr. Oz will have his own show on the network, and since O will have full editorial control of programming.) We decided to have a little fun and try to guess what shows will be on OWN. Obvs, because of <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/the-lady-bunch/oprah-asks-what-shape-should-your-poop-be-261737.php">her obsession with bowel movements</a> &mdash; specifically S-shaped ones &mdash; we figured that her first show would be <em>The Scoop on Poop.</em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/345202/oprah-to-start-tv-network-likely-to-include-shows-about-s+shaped-shit" title="Click here to read more about Oprah To Start TV Network; Likely To Include Shows About S-Shaped Shit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>This week started off with a <a href="http://jezebel.com/341137/top-model-elyse-sewell-and-dorky-indie-rock-boyfriend-arrested-for-domestic-violence">literal bang</a> when ex-Top Model contestant Elyse Sewell was knocked around by her crap of an indie rock boyfriend, Marty Crandall of the Shins.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/344048/the-week-that-became-an-emotional-rollercoaster" title="Click here to read more about The Week That Became An Emotional Rollercoaster">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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