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				 This new graphic <a href="http://feministing.com/archives/007959.html">being sent around</a> by people on Facebook makes the subversive argument that Republican women are prettier than Democrat women. And initially I was flattered, because unless it's your job to be pretty, being really pretty is usually a sign that you're spending too much time getting foils applied to your follicles and unnecessarily elevating your heartbeat  and not enough time reading up on the issues. But then, you know, I immediately regretted wasting <em>that</em> much time formulating a response. And then I remembered how I used to feel when my little brother would say something like "I'm older than you, in a way," because although he was actually two years younger his birthday fell two weeks before mine in the same month, and I would argue with him for about three hours until realizing that my time was better spent, you know, reading up on the issues.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/313606/republican-women-are-hotter-than-democrat-women-contends-highly-objective-group-of-dickweed-fratboys" title="Click here to read more about Republican Women Are Hotter Than Democrat Women, Contends Highly Objective Group Of Dickweed Fratboys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Oct 2007 14:00:21 EDT]]></pubDate>
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