Jezebel: Donna Martin

The Many Faces Of Jezebel: Confessions Of A Prude

Sadie Stein — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:00:00 EDT

At the age of fourteen*, I had given zero blowjobs. By fifteen, I hadn't kissed anyone. By twenty, I'd slept with approximately zero men. And at 28, I'm a serial monogamist with an intact bedpost. More »

Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Madonna and Jesus have broken up, if you believe that she Twitters, which this paper does. Meanwhile, she's allegedly on her way to Malawi to adopt another kid. [Daily Mail]

Kate Moss Is Either Knocked Up Or Full Of Beer

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST

Kate Moss is three months pregnant, says a paper with a questionable reputation. But! More »

Donna Martin Perambulates

Hortense Smith — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:00:00 EST

[Beverly Hills, 90210. January 23. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 17:50:00 EDT

Tori Spelling's C-section was scheduled to begin at 11 am, PST. So her baby girl should be born right about…now. Donna Martin Procreates! • Alanis Morissette says she's "really happy" for ex Ryan Reynolds and his new fiancée Scarlett Johansson. That sounds like it's about 45% bullshit. • Apparently Robert Downey Jr. partially attributes his sobriety to a harrowing trip to Burger King five years ago when he was holding a ton of "dope". "I have to thank Burger King," Downey said. "It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen." After the burger he dumped all his drugs in the ocean and has been clean ever since. [Star, People, Dlisted] More »