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ABC News reports that floppy sack of rancid chicken fat Donald Trump addressed a rally of his supporters in Fort Lauderdale, Florida on August 10 and called President Barack Obama the “founder of ISIS.”


Does this surprise you? Does anything this bloviating lump of rotten gravlax say make any sort of sense?

The comments came amidst an attack on President Obama’s foreign policy. This is a bold statement coming from a candidate whose own party signed a letter two days prior stating that his lack of experience in foreign policy and his unwillingness to learn anything about what it actually takes to drive this goddamn car would be “the most reckless President in American history.”

Like a parent yelling from the bottom of the stairs to a recalcitrant child refusing to do the dishes, Trump referred to Obama by his full name, Barack Hussein Obama – a move used by people who believe that Obama is Muslim.


“ISIS is honoring President Obama,” Trump said to what I’m certain was deafening applause. “He is the founder of ISIS. HE found ISIS. And, I would say the co-founder would be crooked Hillary Clinton.”

Getting angry at anything Trump says is a waste of valuable time and energy because it is abundantly clear that he is speaking only out of his desire to shock and awe the electorate into voting for an idiot who doesn’t know his ass from his elbow and is decidedly unfit to run this country.



There are 89 days left until the general election in November. The road ahead is long and paved in Cheetos and rotten Clementines, orange, crunchy and sour, just like Donald Trump.