Donald Trump's 60 Minutes Interview Is Stunning, Transcendent

Just kidding, Trump is pond scum. A few choice quotes:

If the economy grows the way it should grow, if I bring jobs back from China, from Japan, from Mexico, from so many countries…everybody’s taking our jobs! You get them back by taking them away from other countries.

Nice. On illegal immigration:

We’re going to build a wall. And we’re going to create a border. It’s gonna be a great wall, and it’s not going to be very expensive.

A great wall! On wanting to increase the power of the US military:

I want to have a military that’s so strong, so powerful, so modern, has the greatest equipment in the world, and that everybody says ‘We’re not gonna mess with them.’ And we don’t have that now.

On “letting ISIS” do things:

Why aren’t we letting ISIS go and fight Assad, and then we pick up the remnants? Russia wants to get rid of ISIS, we want to get rid of ISIS, maybe let Russia get rid of ISIS! What the hell do we care?

On being so respected:

You know, I’m on a lot of covers, I think more than almost any supermodel, but in a way that’s a sign of respect. People are respecting what you’re doing.

Last, on the media:

You know, some of the media is among the worst people I’ve ever met. I mean, a really good percentage is really a terrible group of people.