"You're a woman, you're small and you're pretty." That's what Montreal firefighting instructor Marc Deschenes allegedly told a female student. He was talking about what was wrong with her, by the way. He was dismissed this week after, among other things, showing a video clip of topless beach aerobics, and comments including telling students "the best way to carry a 50-foot hose was to 'treat it like a girl' that was being lifted by the buttocks and "allegedly us[ing] the term 'c—- ring' to describe a band-shaped piece of firefighter equipment." That stands for cockring.