Does Pat Robertson Want to Watch Dudes Do It in the Butt or What

For someone so against gay rights, Pat Robertson sure seems to be obsessed with butt stuff. The 85-year-old televangelist and last known living dinosaur recently released a new video in which he demands to be shown a child conceived through anal sex. And he’d also probably like to see how it was made.

The Gaily Grind reports that Robertson, who just last week told viewers that gays would force Christians to like both bestiality and polygamy in addition to anal sex if they were allowed to rule the world, is now spreading even more cheer and motivating his flock with even more talk of the sweet, sweet buttsecks he seems to so desperately crave.

“If you show me one couple that conceived a child through anal — through anal intercourse — just show me one in all the world, and I will say, ‘I agree with you and you are right.’ Show me one,” he said. “It is unnatural, I’m sorry.”

I’d tell you to watch the whole video, which includes an obviously rigged question (you know no real viewer actually sent that in), but Robertson’s incoherent reply, salivation at the thought of anal copulation and horrible gravelly death rattle may be too much for the average viewer. If you are going to watch, I suggest you send all children and small animals outside of the room because the vulnerable should not be privy to whatever Robertson has to say about “The Gay Agenda,” which apparently includes being in control of everything in the world. Equal rights, according to Robertson, is only the beginning. Soon, all humans will be forced to have gay sex and if we don’t stop it now, it might be too late.

It’s important to note that while Robertson is happy to discuss gay men doing it up the ass until the cows come home, he does not ask for lesbians to prove to him that they can also conceive through homosexual sex, which is very telling about both his interest in vaginas as well as what a misogynist he is.