Jezebel: Do Not Want

Today In Movies You Don't Need Or Want: Saw 8 & Top Gun 2

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:10:00 EST

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Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas Part MMMCMLXXXV: Sick-shit franchise Saw may return, with its eighth film. (2010's Saw 3D was the 7th and most recent movie.) Lionsgate Vice Chairman Michael Burns recently admitted, "I'm sure, some day, you'll see Saw back in the picture." See-saw! Meanwhile: At a press junket for Mission Impossible But Not Really, Tom Cruise said of a Top Gun sequel, "We're working on it." Pretty we're not interested unless he can promise a shirtless, tanned Iceman will be a part of the flick. More »

Terrifying Doll Trains Dentists To Appear in Your Nightmares

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 15:52:00 EDT

in Japan are now training to charge you thousands of dollars to drill the shit out of your teeth using ultra scary lifelike dolls. More »

Wow Your Houseguests with Chicken McNugget Casserole

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 22 May 2011 15:41:00 EDT

Planning on entertaining guests this evening? Dazzle them with a casserole that consists mostly of reconstituted chicken, starch, and American cheese! More »

Ke$ha Debuts Vagina Powered Military Grade Game Boy, Accidentally Fires Tampon Missiles At North Korea

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 12:55:00 EST

Dallas, Feb 5: Is this how P Diddy feels when he wakes up in the morning? What is this? I can't even.

Five Words You Hoped To Never Hear In Succession: Sylvester Stallone Soft Core Porn

Erin Gloria Ryan — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 16:55:00 EST

It exists! The film, shot in 1970, has just been sold to a distribution company for about half a million USD. I will be camping out on opening night dressed as a Storm Trooper. More »

Real World Lumberjack Becomes Republican Party Hack

Erin Gloria Ryan — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 13:28:00 EDT

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You may remember Sean Duffy from such reality TV shows as The Real World: Boston and Real World/ Road Rules Challenge. People from Wisconsin's 7th district now know the plaid-wearing District Attorney of Ashland County as a potential C-SPAN fixture. More »

Playboy's New Porn-Free Website Is Pointless, Awful

Katy Kelleher — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:50:00 EDT

Playboy Enterprises has launched a new, safe for work website called TheSmokingJacket.com. Hef calls it "the best hangout on the planet." It is, without a doubt, the lamest website we've seen since Tucker Max was unleashed on the world. More »

Vogue India Gets Non-Whitewashed Cover; Carolina Herrera In Tiff With Tinsley

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:40:00 EDT

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Vogue India, which has been criticized in the past for promoting only light skin as beautiful, has five darker-skinned models on its new cover. [Vogue UK]
Illustrator Kate Bingaman-Burt drew everything she purchased since 2006, and made a book. [Racked]

Im In Ur Internet, Banning Ur Cats

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 10:20:00 EDT

Urlesque's Kelly Reeves finds cat videos, (particularly the one at left) annoying, so she's organized a Day Without Cats On The Internet on September 9. Message to Reeves' two cats: someone needs to put a hairball in her shoe. [Wired] More »

Carrie Prejean To Write Book, Edify World

Anna North — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:20:00 EDT

From the press release: "Now she will tell her side of the story, answering such questions as [...] how she has been forced to battle the left's double-standard on free speech." This instant classic comes out in November. [GalleyCat] More »

Kittens Are For Cuddling, Not Crushing

Megan Carpentier — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:20:00 EST

More than a decade ago, it came to the attention of our government and others that there are sick fucks in the world who wank to depictions of animal torture, so Congress made it illegal. More »

Mistress Manners

Megan Carpentier — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:30:00 EST

The National Review's Kevin Williamson reveals his inner perv in a paean to Miss Manner's sexiness and sexual dominance — even going so far as to call her "Mistress Manners". Shit's scarier than Halloween! [NRO] More »

"Superfood" Not So Super

Hortense Smith — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 14:00:00 EST

Anyone who uses Facebook has most likely been inundated with those annoying ads for super Acai berries; berries meant to aid in weight loss or what have you through their "superfood" powers. Well guess what? More »

Signs Of The Apocalypse

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:20:00 EDT

As seen in the May issue of Lucky magazine, here is the ad for Heidi Montag's clothing line, Heidiwood, in association with Anchor Blue. From the pink cars to the bunny to the hummingbirds and the boombox (?), there are three words to describe this, and they are: Do. Not. Want. (Click to enlarge.) More »