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			<title><![CDATA[Nick Cannon Announces Mariah's Expecting Twins]]></title>
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				<ul><li>A day after <a href="http://jezebel.com/5714112/brad--angelina-to-wed-in-hindu-ceremony">hinting</a> at the contents of <strong>Mariah Carey</strong>'s uterus, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nickcannon" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nickcannon" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/nickcannon/">Nick Cannon</a></strong> said on a radio show, "I haven't told my wife I'm doing this so I'm probably gonna get yelled at for not getting permission...We are having twins!"</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5714362/nick-cannon-announces-mariahs-expecting-twins" title="Click here to read more about Nick Cannon Announces Mariah's Expecting Twins">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Dec 2010 19:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bristol Palin Says Faith Got Her Through DWTS]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Bristol Palin</strong> has revealed someone aside from the Tea Partiers had a stake in the outcome of <em>DTWS</em>. She says she survived by, "Praying all the time and just relying on God and knowing that He is on our side."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5698633/bristol-palin-says-faith-got-her-through-dwts" title="Click here to read more about Bristol Palin Says Faith Got Her Through DWTS">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 24 Nov 2010 17:31:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Welsey Snipes Ordered To Serve 3 Years In Prison]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #wesleysnipes" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #wesleysnipes" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/wesleysnipes/">Wesley Snipes</a></strong> has been trying to appeal his 2008 conviction for willful failure to pay his income taxes, but today a judge ordered him to surrender to authorities and immediately begin serving a three-year sentence.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5694745/welsey-snipes-ordered-to-serve-3-years-in-prison" title="Click here to read more about Welsey Snipes Ordered To Serve 3 Years In Prison">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Nov 2010 19:01:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Turns Out Mel Was Sober During Crazy Oksana Rants]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Though he has struggled with alcoholism in the past, sources claim that <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #melgibson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #melgibson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/melgibson/">Mel Gibson</a></strong> was sober during his recorded rants aimed at his girlfriend, and that he has apparently been sober for quite some time. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/27/mel-gibson-oksana-grigorieva-tape-recording-rant-drunk-sober-rehab/">TMZ</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5597375/mels-oksanas-rants-even-more-disturbing-he-was-sober" title="Click here to read more about Turns Out Mel Was Sober During Crazy Oksana Rants">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Angie & Brad Want To Do A Movie; Tito Blames Assault On Jenna's Drug Use]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Angelina Jolie</strong> and <strong>Brad Pitt</strong>: Together again on screen? Maybe! Angelina says:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5525329/angie--brad-want-to-do-a-movie-tito-blames-assault-on-jennas-drug-use" title="Click here to read more about Angie & Brad Want To Do A Movie; Tito Blames Assault On Jenna's Drug Use">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Apr 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kate Turns To Leo; Gabourey &quot;Would Like&quot; To Lose Some Weight]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Heigl Leaves Grey's; Jen &quot;Loves&quot; Gerard]]></title>
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				<ul><li>After six years on <em>Grey's Anatomy</em>,<strong> Katherine Heigl</strong> is jumping ship. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5491820/heigl-leaves-greys-jen-loves-gerard" title="Click here to read more about Heigl Leaves Grey's; Jen &quot;Loves&quot; Gerard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amywinehouse/">Amy Winehouse</a></strong> is planning to re-marry <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #blakefieldercivil" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #blakefieldercivil" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/blakefieldercivil/">Blake Fielder-Civil</a></strong>, whom this paper calls her "junkie ex."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5489962/amy-plans-a-wedding-taylor-has-an-attitude" title="Click here to read more about Amy Plans A Wedding; Taylor Has An Attitude">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>This report claims that when<strong> Vanessa Paradis</strong> found out that her partner of 12 years, <strong>Johnny Depp</strong>, was supposed to shoot passionate love scenes with <strong>Angelina Jolie </strong>in <em>The Tourist</em>, she "ordered" him to quit the project. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5485517/vanessas-threatened-by-angie-snooki-thinks-lindsay-is-gross" title="Click here to read more about Vanessa's Threatened By Angie; Snooki Thinks Lindsay Is &quot;Gross&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Elton John Helped Eminem Through Rehab; New Book Reveals Streisand Romanced Co-Stars]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Eminem</strong> says <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ELTON JOHN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ELTON JOHN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/elton-john/">Elton John</a></strong> helped him fight his drug addiction. "He had a substance-abuse problem in the past. So when I first wanted to get sober, I called him," explains Em.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5255034/elton-john-helped-eminem-through-rehab-new-book-reveals-streisand-romanced-co+stars" title="Click here to read more about Elton John Helped Eminem Through Rehab; New Book Reveals Streisand Romanced Co-Stars">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 May 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Rihanna is currently on a beach in Mexico, and this picture on the cover of the <em>NY Daily News</em> is the first we've seen of her in a long while. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/02/26/2009-02-26_rihanna_seeks_sun_to_combat_clouds_amid_.html">NY Daily News</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5160731/rihanna-gets-some-rr" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna Gets Some R&R">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>The fallout from <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS BROWN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS BROWN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chris-brown/">Chris Brown</a>'s arrest for allegedly attacking Rihanna continued today, even as the District Attorney's office said they needed police to do more investigative work to find out what really happened.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5150982/chris-brown-case-to-be-investigated-further-duffdunaway-feud-continues" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown Case To Be Investigated Further; Duff/Dunaway Feud Continues">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Details Emerge About Chris Brown/Rihanna Incident]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Updates on the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chris-brown-and-rihanna/">Chris Brown and Rihanna</a> incident: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5150408/new-details-emerge-about-chris-brownrihanna-incident" title="Click here to read more about New Details Emerge About Chris Brown/Rihanna Incident">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Madonna Gets The Kids,  Jessica Gets Support, And DMX Gets 90 Days]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Guy Richie will not fight ex-wife Madonna's plans to move their children to the United States, claiming that he would rather keep his children together than tear them apart with a nasty custody battle. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/01/31/madonna-exclusive-guy-ritchie-won-t-fight-custody-battle-to-keep-kids-in-britain-115875-21085304/">Mirror</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5143329/madonna-gets-the-kids--jessica-gets-support-and-dmx-gets-90-days" title="Click here to read more about Madonna Gets The Kids,  Jessica Gets Support, And DMX Gets 90 Days">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEIL PATRICK HARRIS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NEIL PATRICK HARRIS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/neil-patrick-harris/">Neil Patrick Harris</a>, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TINA FEY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TINA FEY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tina-fey/">Tina Fey</a> will fight <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARAH SILVERMAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARAH SILVERMAN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sarah-silverman/">Sarah Silverman</a>. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/12302008/gossip/cindy/its_in_the_stars__a_peek_at_2009_146410.htm">Page Six</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5121348/tina-fey--sarah-silverman-comedy-catfight" title="Click here to read more about Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Posh adorns the January 2009 cover of <em>Harper's Bazaar</em>, and inside she talks about high heels, her trademark smirk/smile, wearing tracksuits around the house, and her relationship with the ever-present paparazzi. “I don’t complain about paparazzi because I’ve put myself in that position, and so has David. But I always say to the boys, someone is going to take your picture because you’re handsome or you’re smart or because you’re so good at soccer. But every now and again, Romeo might pick up one of David’s cameras and say, ‘Victoria, Victoria, over here!’ And his attitude is sort of angry… I tell you, the paparazzi would not be sitting outside if they realized I was the most boring person in Hollywood." [<a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/05/victoria-beckham-harpers-bazaar-january-2009/">Just Jared</a>]
<li>The $26,000 a month Manhattan apartment where Heath Ledger died has been taken off the market temporarily, as some have been speculating it was too "ghoulish" to sell. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/05/heath-s-pad-too-morbid-means-no-bids/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5102976/posh-hearts-paparazzi-heaths-house-is-haunted" title="Click here to read more about Posh Hearts Paparazzi; Heath's House Is Haunted">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Dec 2008 17:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Ellen DeGeneres has come out against Proposition 8 on her <a href="http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/09/my_political_point_and_i_do_ha.php">blog</a>. She says: "It’s called, 'The California Marriage Protection Act' &mdash; but don’t let the name fool you. It’s not protecting anyone’s marriage. Not yours. Not mine." She continues: "Please VOTE NO on Proposition 8. And now that you’re informed, spread the word. I’m begging you. I can’t return the wedding gifts &mdash; I love my new toaster." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20228501,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Steven Spielberg and wife Kate Capshaw have matched Brad Pitt's $100,000 donation to fight Proposition 8. [<a href="http://campaignsilo.firedoglake.com/2008/09/23/spielberg-capshaw-match-pitt-same-sex-marriage/">The Campaign Silo</a>]
<li>Trouble in paradise for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? Apparently she was peeved that he took a bunch of trips after she gave birth to the twins, so she threatened to leave him. Everything is probably fine, but what if they did break up? So sad. And what a freakin mess. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1726508.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>]
<li>Yes, Clay Aiken is gay. Also! The sky is blue. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/09242008/gossip/pagesix/clay__im_gay_aiken_130421.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Did Kate Moss break up with Jamie Hince because he didn't want to father a child for her? Seems like she wants another kid and he's afraid to commit to that, since he's always touring with his band. Anyway: Looks like they might be patching things up. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1726389.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5054057/ellen-to-voters-just-say-no-to-proposition-8" title="Click here to read more about Ellen To Voters: Just Say No To Proposition 8">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>David Duchovny, 48, has entered rehab for sex addiction. Here's his statement: "I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." Duchovy has been married to Tea Leoni since 1997 and they have 2 kids: daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6. (Um, remember <a href="http://jezebel.com/5026770/david-duchovnys-friend-is-on-a-roll">this</a>?) [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20222358,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Oh, god. There's info floating around that Tea Leoni is secretly dating Billy Bob Thornton. And this <a href="http://perezhilton.com/?p=7014&cp=5#comments">old blind item</a> ("What actor, Mr. X, is having an affair? The file on him is that he's screwing his (female) tennis instructor. Yup. His actress wife is going to become a Lion when she finds out!") seems to clearly be about Duchovny and Leon. WTF. [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27316976.html">ONTD</a>, <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/08/the-duchovnyleonithornton-love-triangle-or-the-end-of-the-in.php">Radar</a>, <a href="http://perezhilton.com/?p=7014&cp=5#comments">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>BREAKING NEWS: Heidi Montag is McCain's Vice President. She says. [<a href="http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/08/heidi_mccains_veep.php">Extra</a>]
<li>Barack Obama's Denver set was constructed by the designers who did Britney Spears' sets. It's Barry, bitch! [<a href="http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2008/08/barack_and_britney_surprise_co.php">Extra</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5043393/david-duchovny-needs-sexual-healing" title="Click here to read more about David Duchovny Needs Sexual Healing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>"She's certainly telling friends she's planning to write a book," says a source close to Sam Ronson. "It's supposed to be about her, allegedly. But come on, you know Lindsay will be all over that book. She's the only one people want to read about." But! Michael Lohan says: "She's using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she's writing a book? I am at wit's end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay's best interest." Oh dear! (And for the record, the Ronsons were on the New York scene before Lindsay ever shot <em>Parent Trap</em>. So.) [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/story//eonline/20080826/en_celeb_eo/26122">Yahoo News</a>, <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1612902.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>]
<li>Michael Lohan thinks LL is drinking again. "Samantha drinks and passes the drinks under the table to Lindsay, and behind the scenes it gets worse and worse." [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26412682/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>Nicolette Sheridan and Michael Bolton: Splitsville! The couple has been engaged since 2006 and started dating in 1992. They broke up after five years but got back together in 2005. Tell me how am I supposed to live without you? [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080827/ap_en_mu/people_sheridan_bolton">Yahoo News</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20221487,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Related: Headline of the day: "Desperately Airbrushed Housewives: Latest Publicity Pictures Contrast With Recent Real Life Shots Of Stars" [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1049229/Desperately-airbrushed-housewives-Latest-publicity-pictures-contrast-recent-real-life-shots-stars.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]
<li>Matthew McConaughey's mom reveals her husband, Matt's dad, died while she was having sex with him: "On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. One day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!" [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08272008/gossip/pagesix/grand_finale_126239.htm">Page Six</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5042372/samantha-ronson-literary-lezebel" title="Click here to read more about Samantha Ronson: Literary Lezebel?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				For all you <em>Idol</em> fans out there, the show has added a fourth judge: songwriter Kara DioGuardi, whose songs have appeared on <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/american-idol-adds-fourth-judge">100 million records</a>. Maybe the <em>American Idol</em> brass just felt they needed a semi-coherent female to balance out Paula's ramblings. • Rapper DMX, who is currently languishing in a Miami jail, is reportedly <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/25/dmx-sick-of-the-same-ol-prison-buns/">so desperate for real grub</a> that he begged a guard for a Big Mac. Sadly, he was denied his high fructose fix. • Brazilian Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to a <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20221040,00.html">baby girl</a> over the weekend named Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur. The daddy is California businessman Jamie Mazur. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/american-idol-adds-fourth-judge">Us</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/25/dmx-sick-of-the-same-ol-prison-buns/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20221040,00.html">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5041381/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Ellen and Portia will wed this weekend! Don't you wish they'd interrupt Olympic coverage to bring us love, LIVE? [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-14-once-again-you-heard-it-here-first">Perez Hilton</a>]
<li>Portia will wear a "flowing, form-fitting dress by Zac Posen." [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08152008/gossip/pagesix/blushing_brides_124506.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Christian Bale has been cleared of assault charges, you can go back to your regularly scheduled lust. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08152008/news/nationalnews/batman_cleared_124555.htm">NY Post</a>]
<li>Trump to the rescue! The Donald has saved Ed McMahon from foreclosure. He's buying Ed's house and "leasing" it to Ed so he can live in it. Dear Donald, I have my eye on a Tribeca penthouse… [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/story//ap/20080815/ap_en_tv/people_ed_mcmahon">Yahoo News</a>]
<li>Sonya Dakar, an aesthetician with clients like Fergie, Drew Barrymore and Gwyneth Paltrow, was arrested after allegedly assaulting and trying to <em>bite</em> an inspector who was checking out her cosmetology license. WTF. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/14/cops-celeb-facialist-eats-it/">TMZ</a>]
<li>Uh, Actress LisaRaye and her husband, the prime minister of Turks & Caicos, Michael Misick, were both treated for bite wounds Wednesday night in the Caribbean. Not mosquito, not shark, but HUMAN BITE WOUNDS. Scenes of a deteriorating marriage. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/rush_molloy/">Rush & Molloy</a>]
<li>Amy Winehouse slapped another member of the public. Oh, and there's <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1563179.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">video</a>. The woman <em>did</em> grab Amy's arm and try to pull her. Not that Amy handled it properly. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1563179.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5037423/ellen-degeneres--portia-de-rossi-weekend-wedding" title="Click here to read more about Ellen DeGeneres & Portia De Rossi: Weekend Wedding!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/12/dmx-just-aching-to-get-arrested-again/">bench warrant</a> for DMX has been issued because he failed to show up to a hearing on his felony drug charge case this morning in Phoenix. The rapper has until 4 PM PT to explain why he isn't there. • Mario Lopez, a friend of the Panettiere family, says that Hayden and her mother, Lesley, were <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20218669,00.html">unaware</a> that Hayden's father, Skip, had been arrested for domestic abuse against Lesley until they got a phone call from the police. Uh, wasn't he arrested at their house? • This <a href="http://www.observer.com/2008/style/katie-holmes-and-baggy-jeans-photographic-evidence">slideshow</a> should be retitled: <em>Katie Holmes Brought Only One Pair Of Pants To New York: The Photographic Evidence</em>. Laugh it up now, but in a year's time we bet half of Manhattan will be sporting these. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/12/dmx-just-aching-to-get-arrested-again/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20218669,00.html">People</a>, <a href="http://www.observer.com/2008/style/katie-holmes-and-baggy-jeans-photographic-evidence">Observer</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5036237/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I try not to cast stones when it comes to idiotic shit people write on the internet but an Andrew Sullivan surrogate just <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/07/why-paris-and-b.html">picked up</a> what is indisputably the most <a href="http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/2008/07/sex_celebs_why_britney_and_par.html">inane line of political reasoning</a> this campaign has yet produced &mdash; and that <em>includes</em> DMX's inimitable <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/03/dmx_cant_believe_anybody_would.html">Your momma don't name you no damn Barack</a> meme &mdash; which is to say, John McCain's new "Obama is just a celebrity" ads featuring Britney and Paris are actually intended to imply that if elected a certain charismatic black man will have his way with every last single white American female. No really, and I quote:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5031476/ludacris-wins-most-intelligent-political-commentary-of-the-week-award" title="Click here to read more about Ludacris Wins "Most Intelligent Political Commentary" Of The Week Award">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Good God, a few people in Hollywood make a <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20214402,00.html">whole lot of money</a>: <em>Forbes</em> reports that Will Smith raked in $80 million last year, making him the top earning male, while Cameron Diaz earned $50 million as the top earning female. • DMX <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/23/the-sun-rises-dmx-gets-indicted/">was indicted</a> today on two counts of theft and using someone else's name so he could run out on a hospital bill. For those of you keeping score, this was DMX's sixth arrest since the beginning of May! • Blah blah more Jennifer Aniston is desperate to <a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/07/22/jennifer_aniston_to_wed_douche_part_34.php/">get married</a> and have a baby rumors. Just let the poor woman date John Mayer in peace! [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20214402,00.html">People</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/23/the-sun-rises-dmx-gets-indicted/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/07/22/jennifer_aniston_to_wed_douche_part_34.php/">A Socialite's Life</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5028183/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<li>Okay, let's start here: Before Madonna, Yankee Alex Rodriguez was into a stripper named Monique. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/07032008/gossip/pagesix/hottest_corner_118261.htm">Page Six</a>]</li>
<li>Now, amid rumors that A-Rod is seeing Madonna, comes news that A-Rod's wife is seeing Lenny Kravitz — who used to date Madonna. Did you know that Leonard co-wrote "Justify My Love"? In any case, this stuff is messy, messy business. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/07032008/news/regionalnews/a_rod_wife_goes_down_swinging_118332.htm">NY Post</a>]</li>
<li>Wait, wait. Alex and wife Cynthia have split. They are separated. Is Cynthia on a romantic getaway with Lenny Kravitz? "She is not! I know that," Cynthia's mom says. [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/07/02/2008-07-02_yankees_arod_wife_separated.html">Daily News</a>]</li>
<li>This picture of Angelina Jolie in the hospital window showing off her baby bump is sooo clearly not Angelina Jolie. [<a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/03/angelina-jolie-baby-bump-hospital/">Just Jared</a>]</li>
<li>Angie and Brad want at <em>least</em> $15 million for the first shot of them with the newborns. Duh. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/07032008/news/nationalnews/big_buck_babies_118315.htm">NY Post</a>]</li>
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				<ul><li>Ellen DeGeneres is so psyched about the California Supreme Court ruling regarding gay marriage that she's gonna get hitched to longtime love Portia de Rossi. Woohoo! It would be kind of awesome if they did it on TV. And then danced! [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/yep-im-getting-married/">TMZ</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/391125/ellen--portia-so-happy-so-gay-so-getting-married" title="Click here to read more about Ellen & Portia: So Happy, So Gay, So Getting Married">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Engaged??? Apparently she has a huge new rock on her finger. A source says, "He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional." Guess Owen's rough times are over? [<a href="http://thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1149605.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/389442/owen-wilson--kate-hudson-to-tie-the-knot" title="Click here to read more about Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson To Tie The Knot?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Synth! Dance beat! Breathy vocals! It's Lindsay Lohan's new <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20198406,00.html">track</a>, "Bossy." And guess what? It doesn't totally suck. "Stop touching me without permission," she sings. "I'm jut a little bossy. If I want it, I get it &mdash; Now." Ha! Like that <a href="http://jezebel.com/387685/fur-munchers">fur coat</a>? But is the song as good as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARTS2lQ9bZo">Kelis's</a> "Bossy"?  Well, LL's track was written by Ne-Yo. Lemme know what you think. I may have to listen again. And Again. And then one more time, with rollerskates on. I'm so embarrassed. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20198406,00.html">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/388399/lindsay-sings-if-i-want-it-i-get-it-now" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Sings: "If I Want It, I Get It. Now."">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 May 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"What the fuck is a Barack?! Where he from, Africa?...Your momma ain't name you no damn Barack!" From an <em>XXL</em> interview with DMX. Well, fuck what you heard, it's what you hearin'! [<a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/03/dmx_cant_believe_anybody_would.html">NY Mag</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/369125/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Mar 2008 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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