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America's most profitable newlyweds, sex-tape-maker-cum-reality-star Kim Kardashian and her blushing groom, New Jersey Nets giant Kris Humphries, are reportedly done. Finished. Over. Dunzo. Love is dead; god may be as well. According to TMZ, Kim is filing for divorce, citing "irreconcilable differences," and the official date of separation is today, October 31. They've been married for 72 magical days, and TMZ estimates that their wedding cost as much as $10 million; that's $138,888 for each day of wedded bliss. More »
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Miley Cyrus is on the cover of Billboard Magazine talking about the Vanity Fair hubbub. Best quote: "I stress about that stuff like everyone else, but at the end of day, I’m a good ol’ Southern girl that likes her Cracker Barrel at 9 o’clock at night and if I want it, gosh darn, I’m going to eat it." • More details on the Madonna and Guy Ritchie split: According to the Daily Mirror, "They were both very calm. Madonna told Guy: ‘I’m sorry, I want a divorce’. And he agreed. It was quite painless but very sad.” • Bill Murray's divorce was finalized yesterday. His now ex-wife, Jennifer Butler Murray, was granted full custody of the couple's 4 children and will likely get the $7 million outlined in the prenuptial agreement. This settlement comes on the heels of some ugly early court proceedings where Jennifer called Bill an abusive, ganja addicted drunk. [Perez, Just Jared, Celebitchy] More »
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Tricia Walsh-Smith — the estranged wife of rich guy theater mogul Philip Smith, who has been posting highly entertaining video rants on YouTube about their breakup — has taken her fight to The Insider. She is auctioning off her wedding dress on eBay in order to cover a $5,000 donation that she made to a charity for "boys who have lost limbs and that in Iraq", a donation she can't afford to pay. She hopes that she makes "loads and loads" of money on the deal. The best news, though, is that she's rumored to be joining the cast of the next season of Bravo's reality show Real Housewives of New York City! More »
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