In 2007, Tiger Woods, according to a new Vanity Fairstory, found himself being blackmailed over a tampon by the National Enquirer. Mindy Lawton, who was sleeping with Tiger at the time, says, "He wanted that last piece of booty before he could go to his tournament. To make him shoot better." They were in a parking lot, and Lawton had her period, but such minor impediments are no match for the flames of passion that tournament-luck-sex so regularly ignites!

The discarded hygiene product was picked up by one of the tabloid's operatives, and this proof positive of an affair (allegedly) motivated Tiger to give a cover story interview to the Enquirer's sister publication, Men's Fitness, in order to forestall any scandalous reveal.