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				<em>People</em> comes out on Friday with its "Hottest Bachelors of 2008" issues, but <a href="http://www.people.com/people/package/0,,20205861,00.html">their website</a> today is a treasure trove of men to stare at when your boss isn't looking. In addition to this picture of Mario Lopez (who apparently has a little more to squeeze into his Calvins than <a href="http://www.queerty.com/queer/ck.marky5.jpg">Marky Mark</a> back in the day) and <a href="http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20205861_20207326,00.html">some of the other top contenders</a> (Bret Michaels? Really?) there's also <a href="http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20205861_20205993,00.html">a whole gallery of shirtless dudes</a>, just because. Or you can just keep staring at Mario in his underwear. That's pretty much our plan. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/package/0,,20205861,00.html">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5017616/peoples-hottest-whoa-check-out-his-package" title="Click here to read more about People's Hottest... Whoa, Check Out His Package!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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				A dear reader named Babylonia sent <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7220000/newsid_7222500/7222572.stm?bw=bb&mp=rm&asb=1&news=1&bbcws=1">this video</a> of Flocke, the German polar bear, looking into a mirror and consequentially, heads exploded in the Jezebel virtual HQ from "teh cute." Thanks alot, Babylonia. [<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7220000/newsid_7222500/7222572.stm?bw=bb&mp=rm&asb=1&news=1&bbcws=1">BBC  News</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/351671/nom-nom-nom" title="Click here to read more about NOM NOM NOM">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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