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				Not satisfied with cornering the market on <a href="http://jezebel.com/5146148/disney-eggs-theyre-eggs-by-disney"> unnecessary egg branding</a>,  Disney has plans to brand several "healthy" foods,  including&mdash;wait for it&mdash;a <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/02/AR2009050200075.html"> Zac Efron avocado</a>.  There are already 250 such products in the "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DISNEY GARDEN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DISNEY GARDEN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/disney-garden/">Disney Garden</a>" line.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5238337/this-st-is-bananas--hannah-montana" title="Click here to read more about This S**t Is Bananas,  Hannah Montana">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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				We have rarely been as confused or disturbed by anything in our lives as we are by the new "Disney Eggs," which we discovered via a commercial break during the fourth hour of <em>Today</em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5146148/disney-eggs-theyre-eggs-by-disney" title="Click here to read more about Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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