Our legs tingle all day, and itch every night, starting at around 10pm. So, turning to the favorite activity of well-wired, female hypochondraics the world over, we hit WebMD's Symptom Checker to dissect the worst-case scenarios. How WebMD confirmed our fears of early-onset extinction after the jump.

So to recap: Our spinal canals are closing in on themselves. Or our problem could simply be dry skin and poor circulation. Whatever. We're sure we'll find something else in about an hour to convince us we're dying young.

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