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#higoodbye
Commence The Horsing Around
Tomorrow is a non-publication day, and your tireless editors are off! But you can always hang out here, in this open thread… Or over at groupthink. Merry Christmas! -
#veggietales
The Passion Of The Parsnip: Vegetarianism And The Feelings Of Plants
Arguing about food is totally a thing in this waning year, and now Natalie Angier has thrown her hat into the ring by claiming that plants have feelings too.
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#weightymatters
V Magazine Can't Put A Plus Size Model In Its Pages Without A Straight Size Model For Comparison
For January, V made the questionable decision of pairing plus-size model Crystal Renn with straight-size model Jacquelyn Jablonksi, in the same outfits. The magazine says this "proves fashion can flatter any figure." We say, why pit one woman against another? More » -
#pastfashion
Trucker Hats, Pleather Pants, And MySpace Tees: Our Readers Model The Worst Fashion Trends Of The Decade
The trends of the 00s may have been the worst, but our commenters are the best, gamely handing over pics of their worst fashion missteps of the past 10 years. Ahead, awesomeness and hilarity ensue. More »
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#holycrap
Reverend Fred Phelps: "God Hates Lady Gaga"
Fred Phelps, the hate-happy pastor of Wesboro Baptist Church, has, rather belatedly, discovered Lady Gaga- and now is calling for a boycott of the hussy's "pretentious prancing." If this weren't so crazy, it would be a masterpiece of absurdist prose: More » -
#humbug
10 Things I Hate About Christmas
Warning: Scrooge-y thoughts ahead.
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#babieshavingbabies
Teen Mom: When Parents Of Parents Make Bad Choices
On last night's episode, Catelynn and Tyler—who gave their daughter up for adoption so that she could have a better life than they could give her—continued to get shit for their (selfless!) decision from Tyler's ex-con father. More » -
#maghag
What Your Favorite Magazine Says About You
In response to Flavorwire's helpful taxonomy of people by favorite indie band, we've come up with an extremely scientific system categorizing people by the magazines they read. Find yourself, after the jump. -
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#filmschooled
Sex And The City 2 Trailer: Dudes and Dunes
Unsurprisingly, the just-released trailed for Sex And The City 2 doesn't give up much in the way of plot points. But it seems clear the movie offers both the familiar indulgences and a few attempts at mixing it up. More » -
#tweetbeat
Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack
Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More »
