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Have you ever wondered what celebrities talk about when sequestered away making a movie on location? Well, when it came to Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna on the set of Battleship it was tits and ass, apparently. Gushing, we hope drunkenly, about how amazing each other's bodies were, the pair decided that while they were both doing okay in the physique department a few adjustments would be welcome. "We are envious of each other's bodies," said Decker. "We decided that I'm going to borrow her butt for a day — and she's going to borrow my breasts." Though the thought of their bodies Frankensteined together creates an interesting mental picture, Decker will have to get used to her breasts getting flashed around – as Rihanna is wont to do with her own. "Because I'm such a tomboy, I hate showing off my body," added Decker. [Us] More »
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Remember when Jennifer Lawrence transcended from respected up-and-coming actress into Hunger Games-fueled blockbuster magic and Kristen Stewart wanted to rip her hair out for stealing her tween-heavy Twilight shine? Well, the tabloid eds who frothed at the mouth over the fabricated feud were just handed a new reality-based headline after both actresses publicly announced they're gunning for the role of Peyton Loftis in an indie adaptation of William Styron's book Lie Down in Darkness. More »
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Citing security concerns after especially zealous religious groups protested her upcoming performance, Lady Gaga has cancelled a show in the Indonesian capital Jakarta, surely disappointing the 50,000-plus monsters who'd purchased tickets to the June 3 event. Indonesian police had refused to issue the singer a permit to perform after Islamist groups such as the Islamic Defenders Front (FPI) threatened to stop her from getting off her plane. More »
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A 52-year-old Long Island woman named Sandra Doshner is the self-proclaimed "world's biggest Downton fan, complete with a "Future Mrs. Bates" t-shirt (referring, of course, to the noble, mysterious valet John Bates, played by Brendan Coyle). The retired medical technologist won Coyle's hand by placing a £12,000 bid for a date with the actor, who auctioned himself off on behalf of New York's Origin Theater Company. More »
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According to an ABC news report, John Edwards has been creepily flirting with a female juror while on trial for creepiness. Luckily, she's totally into it. "The juror clearly instigated the exchanges," the reporter claims. "She smiles at him. He smiles at her. She giggles. He blushes. The flirtation has become so obvious that even Edwards' attorneys have to work to suppress their laughter at the absurdity of it all." Yes. Good one, everyone. I'm sure they will have a beautiful life together. [NYMag] More »
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Mastering the art of a decent hand job requires enviable skill and much practice, but rather than applaud the dexterity Kristen Stewart is said to display while simultaneously jerking off two guys in On The Road Dan Gainor of the Culture and Media Institute is up in arms over her busy hands. "In the film On The Road, Kristen Stewart engages in a threesome and masturbates two male characters according to reports. How will parents who took their daughters to see the Twilight movies explain this?" he shrieks. "It is irresponsible of Stewart and manipulative of Hollywood bosses to deliberately try to destroy any sense of decency these actresses might have taught young people." Let's stop him right there. Before you go a Googlin' to find out what this official sounding Culture and Media Institute is all about and inflating their page views, on their site they describe their mission as "holding the liberal media accountable for shamelessly advancing a left-wing agenda, distorting the truth, and vilifying the conservative movement." Now, let's shamelessly advance our left-wing agenda by asking two questions: First, what parent is going to take their tweenager to go and see On The Road? And, second, can I have a show of hands who lost their hand-shandy virginity well before they got married and realized sex can only be between a man and a woman for procreational purposes? I thought as much. For her part, Kristen Stewart said the sex scenes were a trip. "I wanted to do [the scene]," she said. "I love pushing. I love scaring myself. I've always wanted to get as close to an experience as I could." [Radar, Page Six] More »
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Charlize Theron may not have a human partner to help her care for her baby son, Jackson, but she says she doesn't consider herself a single mom because she gets plenty of help from her two dogs, Berkley and Blue. Her canine companions immediately fell for Jackson, whom she adopted when he was just nine days old, and have since taken on all kinds of parenting duties around the house. More »
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This sounds like pure fiction but, as we're not a court of law, let's run with it — Sharon Stone is being sued by her former nanny amid allegations of racism, religious persecution and first-degree bitchery. Which, if you image the actress to live life as Ginger, her character in Casino, like I do then it starts to sound downright plausible. Erlinda Elemen claims that Stone said Filipinos were stupid, yelled at her for being religious and banned her from reading the bible in the house. It gets better: She adds that Stone made fun of Filipino food, tried to take back overtime she had already paid her and ordered the nanny not to actually speak to the children lest they begin "to talk like you." Stone's attorney is calling it a piece of riveting not-such-a-fan-fiction: "This is an absurd lawsuit that has been filed by a disgruntled ex-employee who is obviously looking to get money any way she can." [TMZ] More »
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Jillian Michaels, who rose to fame as one of the original trainers on The Biggest Loser, doesn't seem to do anything quietly. So perhaps we should not be surprised that she's dropped not one but three gossip bombshells in a single day. Guess what? She's dating a woman, AND she's become a new mom to not one but two children more or less overnight. Whoa, girl, give us a second to catch up. More »
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While most families show their love with hugs, presents and/or passive-aggressive barbs following a boozy lunch, Lea Michele and her kin say it with body art. "I come from a very big Italian family, and tattoos are very popular. We'll be like, 'Let's all get tattoos,'" she told David Letterman. "Then we get super sentimental, and then the next day I wake up with, like, another butterfly on my foot. And I'm like, it seemed more important in the moment." She says that the last time they had a possibly regrettable love-in was over Easter. "Some people go hunting for eggs. We go get tattoos," she said, adding she fears a family feud is on its way because she's running out of room. "All my secret hidden spots are done. My real estate is over." [People] More »
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Ever since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got engaged, rumors about possible wedding dates have been flying fast and furious. We've been keeping our fingers crossed that they'd hit the altar ASAP, but today during an interview in Cannes, Brad delivered some very disappointing news: they haven't even set a date, and it could be a very long time before they do. More »
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The Lifetime biopic Liz & Dick — in which Lindsay Lohan will play Elizabeth Taylor — hasn't started filming yet, but there's already plenty of high drama… behind the scenes. The producer is being called an idiot for casting your girl LL; and now, Lindz is unhappy with her choices for Dick. Three actors are in the running to play Richard Burton — Gossip Girl's sad dad Matthew Settle, Eastenders' Sean Maguire, and CSI 's Craig Robert Young. But according to a source, "Lindsay declared that none of the actors were the right fit and that she wanted to go to London to look for a possible Burton actor there," because, you know, she is producing and directing this TV movie. Oh, wait, no she's not. It's not in her job description to do the casting! Of course, she's under a lot of pressure. It's obvious that she wants to do a really good job, and part of that is having the right on-screen chemistry with her costar. Understandable that she'd get anxious about who will play the love of Liz Taylor's life. Still, a source snipes: "Lindsay is being an absolute nightmare about who should play Burton. She believes Matthew Settle is too old to play the role, and she wants a major A-list star to be her co-star. However, her salary for the role took up a major portion of the budget, and the Burton gig will likely only pay $200k, max. The producers don't need to get Lindsay's approval of who will play Richard Burton, but they want to keep her happy." [Radar, Related: NYT] More »
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It appears the time has come for every celebrity mother to take sides in the attachment parenting debate. Today Alanis Morissette planted herself firmly in "very attached" territory by saying she still breastfeeds her 16-month-old son Ever and won't stop until he asks her to. She thinks it's going to save her on therapy bills later, but she oughtta know that's crazy. More »
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In her first official appearance since her mom Whitney Houston's death, Bobbi Kristina kept it cool and classy as she spoke about her mother at the Billboard Music Awards. "I just really want to say thank you to everyone who supported us through it all," she said. "Thanks for showing that much love, because she deserved it. I'm just blessed to have been in such an incredible woman's life." [TMZ] More »
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While you were waiting for Riggs and Murtaugh to have a fifth go of it in a glorious bid to remind everyone that Mel Gibson can't be a vitriolic bigot because his longtime cop buddy is a black guy, Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy handcuffed themselves together for what sounds like a hilarious romp through the organized crime underworld. 20th Century Fox and Chernin Entertainment have signed the two actresses for a buddy cop movie about an uptight FBI agent (Bullock) who has to partner with McCarthy's "unconventional" Boston cop (read: shoots people for like no reason and says "wicked awesome") in order to take down a Russian gangster, hopefully played by Viggo Mortensen, but that's not a dealbreaker or anything. More »
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Country-crossover-singer-songwriter and America's unicorn Taylor Swift very likely touched footballer and rumored Te-beau Tim Tebow's Te-boner last month, but he was too busy being a virgin (or maybe being a virgin in the company of Dianna Agron) to hold her interest. She may have moved on with Mark Foster, lead singer of Foster The People. Creepers in Los Angeles caught them dining al fresco at Cafe Roma on Thursday and leaving separately to avoid tabloid speculation. The "Pumped Up Kicks" hitmaker was recently linked to Michelle Trachtenberg, while Sweet Baby Tay has had high-profile flings with literally all the conventional-looking Hollywood pretty boys you can shake a stick at, plus something called a John Mayer, which I hear is a type of fungus that grows inside an unwashed coffee cup in the heat. [VH1]

• Tom Jones is willing to shave his chest hair off for $7 million dollars. I have a gum wrapper and used single-swipe Metro Card. Let's talk turkey. [Contact Music]
• Sarah Jessica Parker is hosting an intimate Obama fundraiser that one lucky donor will score a ticket to. Tom Jones is willing to shave off his chest hair. Let's talk turkey. [The Times Of India]
• Sing a dirge for Jennifer Lopez because since she had kids, her feet have never returned to their normal size. [Contact Music]
• Bono is going to make a cool $1.5 billion thanks to Friday's Facebook IPO. [MTV News]
• To promote What To Expect When You're Expecting, Matthew Morrison told Jimmy Kimmel on Your Evening Programme With Jimmy Kimmel, Appealingly Husky: "My senior year of high school my dad actually took me to work [delivering babies]. it was the first time I saw a vagina. And then, this alien coming through." [Belfast Telegraph]
• Raven Symone took to Twitter to let us know that she considers the rumors about her sexual orientation so not Raven. [HuffPo]
• I'm sure John Travolta's do-rag is not feeling very Raven either, as two more masseurs have spoken out against him/it. [TVNZ]
• Nick Stahl is still missing but emailed his friends and promised he'd go to rehab. [TMZ]
• Brangelina spent a fuck ton of money on Harry Potter merchandise at Harrods for their kids to bring to Malfoy Manor home. [The Sun]
• Janice Dickinson is getting evicted from her house. [Contact Music]
• Loretta Lynn is 3 years older than we thought. [USA Today]
• Clint Eastwood's wife Dina pierces her belly button to quash daughter Morgan's desire to do so in the pilot of their new reality show Mrs. Eastwood And Company, which also features a South African boy band. What? [Us Magazine]
• "I don't go out on Halloween. I'm usually at restaurants. What's Battleship?" says Wes Anderson amiably and predictably. [Vulture]
• "Even just the title of [my song], for a woman to say she can't be tamed... for a woman in the world with my face saying 'I can't be tamed' when that's really all people wanted to do, I think proves how sexist people still really are," renowned feminist scholar Miley Cyrus told Amanda de Cadenet. [Gossip Cop]
• Mena Suvari reached a divorce settlement with her ex and their lawyer writhed around naked in rose petals. [TMZ]
• Community showrunner Dan Harmon has been ousted. [HuffPo]
• Chace Crawford may be dating newscaster and former Dancing With The Stars contestant Erin Andrews. [Contact Music]
• Colin Firth joins Reese Witherspoon in the upcoming West Memphis Three movie. [Express]
• Here is Tara Reid stumbling drunk out of Eva Longoria's yacht in Cannes because it's 2007 again and I'd better find my super-cool American Apparel pleather leggings. [Daily Mail]

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At the Moscow premiere of Men in Black 3 (hhhhhhh), a male Ukrainian reporter tried to kiss Will Smith on his male mouth. Chaos ensued! In video footage, Smith responds, "What the hell is your problem, man?" then backhands the reporter right across the face. Smith then says, "He's lucky I didn't sucker punch him." Now, a couple of things. It has to be absolutely exhausting and infuriating to be a celebrity and feel like your personal space and private life are public property. So screw that reporter for invading that space so aggressively—even if it is, reportedly, his "schtick." But it's also hard to imagine Smith (no stranger to secret gayness rumors) would have reacted with similar violence to a female reporter. He exclaims, "He tried to kiss me on my mouth!" as though man-on-man kissing is a crime obviously punishable by bodily harm. In closing, whatever. Everybody go to your rooms and think about what you did. [TMZ] More »
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While straight women and 'mos have already cleared out the spank bank to make room for the visual sexcellence sure to come out of Channing Tatum's upcoming stripperiffic film, Magic Mike, he says straight guys shouldn't overlook it. "People say that women and the gay community will go see it — knock on wood," he said. "But I know straight guys won't be like, 'Yo, what's up man? You wanna go see the stripping movie after the game tonight?' I doubt they'll have the balls to see it." Though they might be persuaded once they realize the fine piece of ass otherwise known as Joe Manganiello is also in it: "With Joe Manganiello naked in a movie, I think even straight guys are going to be, 'Shit, I need to see that. That man is a specimen.'" Tatum says that when people find out about his stripper past it's the bro dudes who get all kinds of worked up. "What's funny is that the girls don't ask me questions about my stripping days, but straight guys want to know everything," he added. "It's that fantasy element." [Us] More »
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When most people are in the hospital they don't tweet about their whereabouts because they are, you know, busy being extremely sick. But 50 Cent has recently issued a series of tweets mentioning that he's in the hospital—for what a friend says is a stomach ailment—while simultaneously mentioning his new mixtape. The timing of his apparent health crisis has led some to think it's all just a publicity stunt. Well, which is it, 50? More »
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Heaven forbid a woman gestate a human and not instantaneously return to super-svelte shape! The Indian media have proved themselves every bit as concerntrolly as their US counterparts after commentators went after Bollywood legend Aishwarya Rai — not only for selfishly getting pregnant, but also for having the nerve to not shed pounds immediately following the birth. (Her new baby is a mere six months old.) Causing outrage after getting snapped looking roughly 0.00067% less hot than normal on her way to a party for UN secretary general Ban Ki-Moon, Rai's been likened to an elephant on one website — complete with trumpeting sound effects — resulting in some impassioned commentary. "She is a Bollywood actress and it is her duty to look good and fit," typed one commenter, with another adding: "She needs to learn from people like Victoria Beckham who are back to size zero weeks after their delivery." WTF! Oh, Ban is thought to have asked her to be the global face of the UN's girl child campaign at the party, but surely those girls deserve a gaunter face to look up to. Amirite, ladies? [SMH] More »
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James Franco does a lot of things with his time, and you think he might be too busy to read everything that was written about him. But apparently we're not the only ones who have Google alerts set up on our names, because he happened upon something slightly bitchy that writer Drew Grant said about him in the New York Observer, and he pounced like the handsome literary jungle cat that he is. More »
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What was the plot of Terminator 3 again? A mild-mannered human resources guy finds out the company's been taken over by a conglomerate and his new duties are to team up with two other HR peeps and let go of 99% of the staff? Something like that. Anyway, Nick Stahl, who played John Connor in Terminator 3, is nowhere to be found. His wife filed a missing person's report on Monday, saying the last time she'd seen the actor was May 9. According to sources, Stahl may have fallen in with a druggy, dangerous Skid Row crowd. Hopefully this story doesn't have a tragic ending. (Related: Has anyone seen Edward Furlong lately? Any chance he and Stahl are together?) [TMZ] More »
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Today has really been a banner day for Ellen Degeneres. This morning it was announced that she will be this year's recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, and this afternoon we learned that Ryan Seacrest is buying her Beverly Hills estate for a whopping 49 million dollars. Some of us might still be shrieking from all the good news, but she's handling it all with her usual cool charm. More »
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Finally! After months of mental prick and clit teasing, Julianne Moore has finally, officially, signed on to play the tyrannical mother in the highly anticipated remake of Carrie. It's not the first time she's taken on the classics — playing Lila Crane in Gus Van Sant's 1998 take on Psycho — and if Chloe Moretz in the lead wasn't proof enough that they're going to do a good job of it then Moore's signature certainly seals the deal. But what can we expect? Well, not the apparent cakewalk that was the original, says Moretz, this one is going to get darker. "It's darker and much more psychological. More Black Swan," she said. "You're really looking into her mind and it really looks into the relationship of Margaret and Carrie. It's set in modern time, so it's a lot different." [The Sun] More »
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From the outside, she looked like a healthy, happy young girl, but it turns out Modern Family's Sarah Hyland has been battling a serious kidney disease since she was nine years old. After years of being in pain and suffering fatigue, she finally underwent a secret kidney transplant last month, and she's now opening up about her medical drama. More »
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Just this morning you woke up thinking, What the world needs now is for that chick from the Disney Channel to get a job on one of the many singing competition TV shows. You'll be thrilled to know that Demi Lovato has signed on to Simon Cowell's The X Factor. Cha-ching! The big rumor, of course, is that Britney Spears will also be a judge, joining original talking head LA Reid. (Last season's judges, Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul, were fired.) More will be revealed later today, as the upfronts — the ritual in which TV networks battle for ad dollars — are happening all week. [TMZ] More »
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Dina Lohan is a great mom and probably has the coffee mug half full of Southern Comfort to prove it, which is why her daughter Lindsay's career renaissance as the titular gossip incitor in Lifetime's upcoming television movie Liz & Dick comes as little surprise to her. "There's so many similarities [between Lindsay and Elizabeth Taylor]...the tabloids, they attacked [Liz] as well," Dina told the Access Hollywood crew on Friday, speaking about the attention both her daughter and Liz Taylor garnered from gossip mongers. She added, "[Lindsay]'s really learned a lot, she's grown up a lot." More »
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A man named Alpha Lorenzo Walker and his conspirator Tamara Eileen Diaz were arrested earlier this month for trying to extort Stevie Wonder and were the subject of myriad tired late-night show monologue jokes for fucking up what you'd imagine for obvious offensive-punchline-type reasons would literally be the easiest thing in the world. More »
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After 18 hours of deliberation, an Illinois jury found William Balfour guilty for the horrific murders of Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother, and nephew, plus one count each of home invasion, aggravated kidnapping, residential burglary, and possession of a stolen vehicle. An hour before returning the verdict, the jury informed the judge that they were split, but they were able to reach a resolution after further examination of Balfour's cell phone records. Hudson was in attendance as the verdict was read, along with her fiance and sister. Balfour is not eligible for the death penalty, which Illinois abolished last year, but will face life in prison. [MTV] More »
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You might think that heading out and about in brightly colored sleepwear would attract attention but not so according to Adele, who loves nothing more than color blocking her way through London's tourist hotspots. "I was a bit worried. I was in my pajamas. I was in color. I'm always in black. I threw pumps on, this massive green coat and then little pink pumps. Nobody recognized me," she said of a recent stroll through Trafalgar Square. "A couple looked round but they were like, ‘No, she's in color.' And what would she be doing walking through a packed Trafalgar Square on a Saturday?" The get-up is all a part of her bizarrely successful plan to keep a low profile, both on the street and in the press. "I just wanna make music. I don't want anyone chatting about me, really. I still hope I have a little bit of clout in 10 years. All I've ever wanted to do is sing," she said. "I don't want to be a celebrity. I don't want to be in people's faces, you know, constantly on covers of magazine that I haven't even known I'm on." You heard the woman, move along, nothing to see here. [Daily Mail] More »
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Today is shaping up to be pretty bad for fans of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (aka everyone). It seems NBC will give 30 Rock one final shortened season and then it will be kaput. But it also looks very much like Parks and Recreation and Community will be given abbreviated "send off" seasons and then will also be killed dead, leaving all of us to pound our fists on the floor and whine-cry, "Whyyyy?" More »
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They seem like a pretty awesome couple and are now set to become equally great parents because Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are expecting their first child. Her rep spilled to relative truth bible People so we know it's legit, but we're waiting for them to talk about it personally because they always bring the laffs. One thing we do know is that it's the first of many, according to Faris, with both parents-to-be saying they want a big, ol' soccer team of a family. "I would love to have eight [kids]. "I don't think I could handle it, though!" she said in September. "We want to populate!" [People, E!] More »
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Robert Pattinson talked recently to French magazine Premiere about his upcoming role in David Cronenberg's movie Cosmopolis. In discussing his current acting work, he also managed to slyly imply that the Twilight movies sucked without outright biting the hand that's made him famous. Well played, RPatz. More »
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It's just as well that she has a lot of time on her hands, because Nicole Richie says that having biracial hair is a real bitch when it comes to styling. "I'm mixed, and it's work to do my hair, so I learned how to do it well myself," she said. "I have naturally curly hair, so natural beach waves are not so natural for me. I like to braid my hair at night and then let it out the next day. And I also curl my hair with a flatiron." Though she employs the service of professional mane tamer Andy Lecompte, Richie adds that after overcoming her supposed genetic obstacle she's ready to spread her wings and fly solo. "I actually think I'm the best hairstylist on the planet." [Us] More »
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Kim Kardashian may be dating megastar Kanye West, but that doesn't mean she was welcome among the A-listers at last night's Met Gala. In fact, she was expressly forbidden to attend by Queen Anna Wintour herself. A source reports, "The Met Gala is $25,000 a ticket, but Kim can't even buy her way in, Anna Wintour does NOT want her there!" Ouch. So how will Kim spin this stone cold diss in her favor? The mysterious source says, More »
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Even those of us with a healthy distrust of babies and their life-sucking capabilities have our cheek-pinching fingers at the ready after seeing the first pictures of Charlize Theron and her son Jackson. Taking him out and about as she does promo rounds for Snow White And The Huntsman, her desire to start a family looks to have gotten off to a pretty adorable start. "I've always been very honest in saying I wanted a family. I've always known I wanted a family. I don't think my mom could wait any more!" she said shortly after announcing the adoption. "Jackson is incredible, the greatest gift. He is the coolest kid ever." [X17] More »
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Ever since his tenure as the super studdly if occasionally whiny Jack Shepard on Lost ended, we haven't seen much of Matthew Fox. Well, now he's back in the spotlight after being busted for doing something decidedly un-foxy: driving drunk. Is this an isolated incident or a sign that he's officially lost his way in life? More »
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Last night, Oscar winning director Woody Allen and professional trainwreck Lindsay Lohan were seen dining together at "fancy-schmancy" restaurant Phillippe. Apparently they've been discussing the idea of LL starring in a future Woody Allen flick. He loves a pretty young muse; she needs some credibility. Win-win? [TMZ] More »
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In her continued effort to either set off a chain reaction of lawbreaking in order to play Debbie Reynolds in the yet-to-be-written Lifetime Original Movie about Debbie Reynolds, or replace Dean Winters as the Allstate personification of Mayhem, Amanda Bynes has steered her marauding death machine (her Range Rover) into yet another person's car and then attempted to flee the scene. A man driving near the intersection of Crescent Heights and Melrose Blvd. in L.A. claims that he was sideswiped by a Range Rover, which he followed after calling police to report a hit-and-run. Uncertain of how bad the accident was, police dispatched a helicopter because what's the sense in having a taxpayer-subsidized helicopter if you never get to take it for a spin? More »
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Human Barbie Sarah Burge—you know, the one who stuffed her 7-year-old kid's Christmas stocking with a liposuction voucher and gifted her with a breast implant fund for her birthday—is coming stateside with daughter Poppy with two specific goals in mind: winning Toddlers & Tiaras and competing together in pageants all over the country. To sample the horror, take a look at this. More »
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