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			<title><![CDATA[Robin Thicke Got Arrested for Smoking Pot in His Escalade]]></title>
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				Uh oh. <strong>Robin Thicke</strong> has gotten himself into a little trouble with the law. The Grammy winner was arrested in New York earlier today for possession of marijuana, after the cops happened upon him smoking a joint in a car. Apparently, he and another person were hanging out and indulging in a Cadillac Escalade that was parked near Third Avenue and East 21st Street. Dude, bro, getting arrested in Gramercy Park is so lame.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5886161/robin-thicke-got-arrested-for-smoking-pot-in-his-escalade" title="Click here to read more about Robin Thicke Got Arrested for Smoking Pot in His Escalade">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Feb 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Awful Truth: Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Making Music Together]]></title>
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				In case you missed it, we now know that <strong>Chris Brown</strong> was for sure at <strong>Rihanna</strong>'s pre-birthday party the other night &mdash; because he asked workers and some guests to sign confidentiality agreements. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/16/chris-brown-rihanna-birthday-confidentiality-agreement/#.Tz4eDXIjG-c">TMZ</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885937/the-awful-truth-rihanna-and-chris-brown-are-making-music-together" title="Click here to read more about The Awful Truth: Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Making Music Together">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jada Pinkett Smith Wrote a Cheesy Love Song About Will Smith]]></title>
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				People are always whispering that <strong>Jada Pinkett Smith</strong> and <strong>Will Smith</strong> are on the verge of divorcing any second, but things must be A-OK because for Valentine's Day, Jada recorded a song called "Burn" and dedicated it to her hubby on her Facebook page&mdash;you know, just like people do when their marriages are totally-fine-why-do-you-ask-there-is-absolutely-no-problem. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885849/jada-pinkett-smith-wrote-a-cheesy-love-song-about-will-smith" title="Click here to read more about Jada Pinkett Smith Wrote a Cheesy Love Song About Will Smith">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Daniel Radcliffe’s Touching Love Letter to Your Vagina]]></title>
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				It's no secret that a lot of us get a little tingly in our magic area for <strong>Daniel Radcliffe</strong> now that he's come of age and it's totally acceptable to lust after him. Word must have gotten back to him somehow because the little rabblerouser can't seem to stop talking about sleeping with his fans and his fondness towards a <a href="http://jezebel.com/5881177/daniel-radcliffe-likes-your-hairy-potter ">hairy thicket</a>. But now he's outdone himself by showing off a party trick on Spanish TV show <em>El Hormiguero</em> in what could only be described as a love letter to your vagina – the letter M to be precise. If a man has the dexterity to twist his tongue into an alphabetical shape then you know he's got some mad skills in the bedroom. That sound you just heard from your cubicle was middle management locking the doors to their office and drawing the blinds, if you hurry you can be the first one to occupy the accessible toilets. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2101526/Daniel-Radcliffe-tongue-trick-Harry-Potter-star-shows-shape-shifting-tongue.html?ito=feeds-newsxml">Daily Mail</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885619/daniel-radcliffes-touching-love-letter-to-your-vagina" title="Click here to read more about Daniel Radcliffe’s Touching Love Letter to Your Vagina">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<strong>Rosie O'Donnell</strong> and <strong>Chelsea Handler</strong> have gotten themselves into some super-sized trouble with the little person community. The two were chatting on Rosie's show when O'Donnell confessed, "I'm a little ashamed about it [but] I have a mild fear or anxiety around little people." Handler then went on to say some pretty demeaning and horrible things about people with dwarfism, even though she says she's their biggest fan. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885524/chelsea-handler-would-never-sleep-with-a-dwarf-because-itd-be-child-abuse" title="Click here to read more about Chelsea Handler Would Never Sleep With A Dwarf Because It'd Be 'Child Abuse'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Proudly Unrepentant Abuser Chris Brown Tells Detractors to 'Fuck Off']]></title>
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				Judging from the amount of pro-<strong>Chris Brown</strong> sentiment around at the moment he's going to need to punch a baby on live TV and follow it up with a statement saying how much he enjoyed it before his diehard supporters switch camps. Until then he's happy to continue antagonizing the majority who feel that he hasn't been sincere enough in his apologies and actions after beating <strong>Rihanna</strong> by Tweeting this delightful message for the benefit of those who dared to question the appropriateness of his Grammy performances: "HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now! That's the ultimate FUCK OFF!" Sensing that perhaps a verbally abusive uppercase rant wasn't the best way to shake his hard-earned girlfriend-beating, homophobic, self-pitying tag, he deleted that one and took things down a notch. "IM BACK SO WATCH MY BaCK as I walk away from all this negativity #teambreezygrammy." [<a href="http://au.eonline.com/redcarpet/2012/grammys/news/chris-brown-tweets-to-haters-after-grammy-win/294378#ixzz1mQiZVDGy">E!</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885280/proudly-unrepentant-abuser-chris-brown-tells-detractors-to-fuck-off" title="Click here to read more about Proudly Unrepentant Abuser Chris Brown Tells Detractors to 'Fuck Off'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Courtney Love Claims Her Cat Was Killed By A Mountain Lion, Not Her Hoarding Problem]]></title>
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				<strong>Courtney Love</strong> has gone on the attack after a new e-book, <em>Courtney Comes Clean</em>, charged that her hoarding habits were responsible for the death of her daughter <strong>Frances Bean Cobain's</strong> cat. And, as usual, she's doing her lashing out via Twitter in her famous nonsensical style. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% --> The cat killing allegations arose during the time that Frances was obtaining a restraining order against her, and the e-book relied on some of the documents presented in support of the order. They included details about the hoarding and also a story about how her presecription pills&mdash;which she was allegedly addicted to at the time&mdash;were scattered around and ended up killing Courtney's dog. Good god. No more pets for Courtney.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885174/courtney-love-claims-her-cat-was-killed-by-a-mountain-lion-not-her-hoarding-problem" title="Click here to read more about Courtney Love Claims Her Cat Was Killed By A Mountain Lion, Not Her Hoarding Problem">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				When most people break up with someone there are a few months of Facebook relationship demotions, awkward run-ins and a feverish return to the gym so that you can look hotter first before it all fades into an unpleasant memory. But not so for celebrities, who can be reminded of their past mistakes on an ongoing global basis for the rest of their natural lives. Take <strong>Angelina Jolie</strong> who will no doubt be thrilled to learn that her ex-husband <strong>Billy Bob Thornton</strong> has decided to make a movie inspired by his time with her. Entitled <em>And Then We Drove</em>, it's being positioned as an "ethereal" story about a man who picks up a "wild woman" while on a road trip and learns a thing or two about life and love – which sounds like a mix between a <strong>Reese Witherspoon</strong> rom-com and <em> Rochelle, Rochelle</em> aka "a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk." Sidebar: Angelina be looking even better these days - she's aging like a pro. [<a href="http://www.vulture.com/2012/02/billy-bob-thornton-movie-angelina-jolie.html">Vulture</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884911/angelina-jolie-must-be-thrilled-that-billy-bob-thornton-is-making-a-movie-about-her" title="Click here to read more about Angelina Jolie Must Be Thrilled That Billy Bob Thornton is Making a Movie About Her">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Whitney Houston's Body Is Being Flown Home on Tyler Perry's Private Jet]]></title>
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				As news about <strong>Whitney Houston's</strong> tragic death continues to roll in, we now know that her body has been released by the Los Angeles coroner's office, and she is apparently on board <strong>Tyler Perry's</strong> private jet en route to New Jersey, where her funeral will be held later this week. Plans for the event are still coming together, but it looks like it will be a massive affair. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884787/whitney-houstons-body-is-being-flown-home-on-tyler-perrys-private-jet" title="Click here to read more about Whitney Houston's Body Is Being Flown Home on Tyler Perry's Private Jet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				There were almost two tragedies in the family over the weekend, with sources  revealing that <strong>Whitney Houston</strong>'s daughter was found unconscious in a bath at the Beverly Hilton Hotel the day before her mother died in similar circumstances. Checked in under her mom's name and in a room on the same floor, friends grew concerned when she wasn't responding through the locked door and had to get security to let them into the bathroom -– where they found her asleep in the bath –- and help Bobbi out of the tub. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884562/whitneys-daughter-bobbi-kristina-also-found-unconscious-in-hotel-bath" title="Click here to read more about Whitney's Daughter Bobbi Kristina Also Found Unconscious in Hotel Bath">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Details of Whitney's Death Emerge: Xanax and Alcohol May Be to Blame]]></title>
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				If you don't already know, let me be the first to apologize for ruining what should have been a placid Sunday of Grammy-snarking &mdash; <strong>Whitney Houston</strong>, the diva that even <strong>Bret Easton Ellis</strong>'s misogynistic, socially-numb serial killer held in high esteem, died last night at the heart-breaking age of 48.  Houston's hairdresser and bodyguard were the first to find the singer with her face underwater in her bathtub at the Beverly Hilton where she was staying.  Details are still scant, but, with typical journalistic stoicism, TMZ is already reporting that a <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/12/whitney-houston-xanax-prescritpion-bathtub-drowning/#.Tzfe8kxWqAY">mélange of Xanax and alcohol</a> probably caused Houston to lose consciousness and drown in the tub.  With ironic cruelty, fate determined that as members from the music community gathered at the Beverly Hilton to celebrate another year in mediocre music, they would mingle with the Los Angeles County paramedics transporting Houston's body from her hotel room to the coroner's office for an autopsy.  Though Houston was plagued by years of drug abuse and a tumultuous 14-year marriage to <strong>Bobby Brown</strong>, she became the most-honored female singer of all time over her 25-year career, collecting more than 400 awards &mdash; including 6 Grammys and 30 Billboard Awards &mdash; and selling more than 170 million albums worldwide.  She had a movie career that includes the VH1 go-to Saturday afternoon movie, <em>The Bodyguard</em>, as well as the more respectable and awesomely titled <em>Waiting to Exhale</em>.  She's also credited with influencing the generation of female singers who followed her, a group that includes the likes of Beyoncé, Mariah Carey, Alicia Keys, and Celine Dion, who, along with just about every other disconsolate celebrity, poured their sorrow and dismay through the social sluice ways late last night:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884382/long-live-queen-of-the-night" title="Click here to read more about Details of Whitney's Death Emerge: Xanax and Alcohol May Be to Blame">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<strong>Macaulay Culkin</strong> has been looking pretty gaunt and disheveled lately, and last night he flaked on his monthly DJ gig at New York City's Le Poisson Rouge. A club employee said that "something just came up and he couldn't make it," and Culkin's spokesperson insists he's in good health, so it's possible he just wasn't in the mood to play music for a bunch of drunk assholes. Culkin is also rumored to be starring in an upcoming U.K film called <em>Service Man</em> about the military, so maybe he's preparing to play a sick soldier? Or perhaps I'm just in denial that Kevin McCallister is 31 (!) and troubled. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2099491/Macaulay-Culkin-photo-sparks-concern-emerges-looking-emaciated-New-York.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884262/is-macaulay-culkin-okay" title="Click here to read more about Is Macaulay Culkin Okay?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Behold <strong>Blue Ivy Carter</strong>! She is so beautiful and perfect, and it's sort of hard to believe it's actually her. The photos surfaced on <a href="http://helloblueivycarter.tumblr.com/">Tumblr</a> a little while ago, and they sure do look genuine&mdash;there's even a hand-written note signed by the Carter Family. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884207/are-these-the-first-pictures-of-blue-ivy-carter" title="Click here to read more about Are These the First Pictures of Blue Ivy Carter?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Though <strong>Lady Gaga</strong>'s day wardrobe often consists of little more than some Saran Wrap and oversized sunglasses, she confessed she wasn't always so free and easy when it comes to body image and struggled with bulimia during high school. Speaking at a conference called It's Our Turn at an LA school, Gaga shared her story when a girl admitted to struggling with body issues and asked her how she got to be so confident. "I used to throw up all the time in high school. So I'm not that confident. I wanted to be a skinny little ballerina but I was a voluptuous little Italian girl whose dad had meatballs on the table every night," she said, adding that she stopped when she realized the stomach acid was impacting negatively on her vocal chords. "Weight is still a struggle. Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you – they make you perfect. It's not real life ... I'm gonna say this about girls: The dieting wars have got to stop. Everyone just knock it off. Because at the end of the day, it's affecting kids your age. And it's making girls sick." [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lady_gaga_reveals_struggle_with_fG0CjOdQNcSvMwtBOCbgSI#ixzz1lyt4AIiT">Page Six</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5883971/recovering-bulimic-lady-gaga-is-sick-of-the-diet-wars" title="Click here to read more about Recovering Bulimic Lady Gaga is Sick of the Diet Wars">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow Goes All Out For Blue Ivy's Baby Gift]]></title>
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				What do you get for the BFF who has everything and then also has a baby? Well, if you're <strong>Gwyneth Paltrow</strong>, you buy your pal <strong>Beyoncé</strong> a top of the line Bugaboo Cameleon stroller&mdash;retail price $979. Nothing but the best for <strong>Blue Ivy™</strong>. But here's a question: what the hell are <strong>Beyoncé</strong> and <strong>Jay-Z</strong> going to do with a stroller? <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% --> That child is not going to see the light of day until she already knows how to walk, or maybe she won't even need to walk because she'll be carried aloft on a platform everywhere she goes. Actually, maybe they could use it to push the baby around inside her 2,200-square-foot nursery. Either way, props to the Goop for the nice gesture. [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/pic-gwyneth-paltrow-gets-beyonce-880-stroller-for-blue-ivy-201292 ">Us</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5883874/gwyneth-paltrow-goes-all-out-for-blue-ivys-baby-gift" title="Click here to read more about Gwyneth Paltrow Goes All Out For Blue Ivy's Baby Gift">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Adele Doesn’t Give a Fat Fuck What Karl Lagerfeld Thinks About Her Body]]></title>
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				First <strong>Karl Lagerfeld</strong> said she was <a href="http://jezebel.com/5882839/karl-lagerfeld-says-adele-is-a-little-too-fat">"too fat"</a> and then he came out and <a href="http://jezebel.com/5883434/karl-lagerfeld-is-very-sorry-he-called-adele-fat">apologized</a>, saying that his words were taken out of context and he too knew the sting of being vilified for your weight in the press. But <strong>Adele</strong> has come forward to say she couldn't give a fat fuck one way or the other because she's never aspired to be a model and is proud to offer a little balance when it comes to the representation of different body types in the media. "I've never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines," she said. "I represent the majority of women and I'm very proud of that." And it seems she's never been one to worry too much, saying last year that she tries to keep away from people who think weight is super-important. "I've seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want to be thinner or have bigger boobs, and how it wears them down. And I just don't want that in my life," she said. "It's just never been an issue – at least, I've never hung out with the sort of horrible people who make it an issue. I have insecurities of course, but I don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me." [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2098419/Adele-hits-Karl-Lagerfelds-fat-comment.html#ixzz1ls0B5lrI">Daily Mail</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5883619/adele-doesnt-give-a-fat-fuck-what-karl-lagerfeld-thinks-about-her-body" title="Click here to read more about Adele Doesn’t Give a Fat Fuck What Karl Lagerfeld Thinks About Her Body">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				When it comes to the failed marriage of <strong>Courteney Cox</strong> and <strong>David Arquette</strong>, usually it's David that's doing the oversharing. But today Courteney turned everything on its head by opening up to <strong>Howard Stern</strong> about the specifics of her sex life, or rather her lack thereof. She told him&mdash;along with the entire world&mdash;that she hasn't had sex in a year. Good to know! <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5883535/courtney-cox-says-she-hasnt-had-sex-in-a-year" title="Click here to read more about Courteney Cox Says She Hasn't Had Sex in a Year">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				She was dragged through the mud back in November when she had the audacity to <a href="http://jezebel.com/5858594/former-porn-star-sasha-grey-reads-to-kids-pearl+clutchers-require-smelling-salts">promote literacy</a> in elementary schools, and now former adult star <strong>Sasha Grey</strong> is on trial once again thanks to a porn company who is trying to donate money to the program on her behalf. Leaving the industry last April, Assence Films are releasing one of Grey's final scenes as part of <em>Anal Artists</em> and wanted to donate a portion of the proceeds – without her knowledge – to the National Education Association's Read Across America program, but they don't want the green. "Sasha Grey is not affiliated with the National Education Association's Read Across America program nor has she been invited or endorsed by NEA to read at any of the association's Read Across America Day events, and NEA will not accept any proceeds from her latest, or any of her films," reads a statement. Okay, so they don't want the money, but did they have to insult her by lying and saying she was never invited to read in the first place? Was she allowed to just wander into the school on that day and read to kids unfettered? Perhaps instead of setting a bad example by being liar liar pants on fires and making it all about how much of a leper she is they should focus on the porn company who are trying to get free press off the back of her notoriety. But, of course, it will instead devolve into a debate about whether people who enjoy consensual adult sex should be allowed near children. [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/06/sasha-grey-porn-school-read-across-america-nea_n_1258161.html">Huff Po</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5883267/the-national-education-association-rejects-sasha-greys-dirty-sexy-money" title="Click here to read more about The National Education Association Rejects Sasha Grey's Dirty Sexy Money">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Another day, another tabloid dream dashed. <strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong> has revealed to <em>InStyle</em> that, contrary to popular belief, she's not sitting at home, obsessively hating on <strong>Angelina Jolie</strong>. But you know what she is obsessing about? Skin. She says she's really into dermatology and spends a ton of time reading about skin treatments online. Oh…fun? <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% --> Here's what she said,				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5883186/jennifer-aniston-says-shes-really-into-laser-porn" title="Click here to read more about Jennifer Aniston Says She's Really Into 'Laser Porn'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				They say any publicity is good publicity, but that didn't exactly work out for prominent girlfriend beater <strong>Chris Brown</strong>. His public image never quite recovered from the just fallout that came from violently assaulting then-girlfriend <strong>Rihanna</strong> at a pre-Grammy party three years ago, but some idiot – or Chris Brown-hating genius – decided it'd be a solid idea to for him to celebrate that fateful evening by performing at, you guessed it, the Grammys. Because we all need a reminder of how horrible that night was. Though it hasn't been publicly announced, a source told media folk that it is indeed on the cards. This deserves more FAIL-related hash tags than I have the energy to type at the present time. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2097538/Chris-Brown-set-make-Grammys-comeback-years-assault-Rihanna.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882952/chris-brown-to-celebrate-abuse-anniversary-by-performing-at-the-grammys" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown to Celebrate Abuse Anniversary by Performing at the Grammys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Never one to shy away from controversy, fashion legend <strong>Karl Lagerfeld</strong> has once again said something ridiculous. Proving that he would make an excellent frenemy, he gave singer <strong>Adele</strong> a very bitchy backhanded compliment. Speaking to <em>Metro Paris</em>, he said, "The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice." <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882839/karl-lagerfeld-says-adele-is-a-little-too-fat" title="Click here to read more about Karl Lagerfeld Says Adele Is 'A Little Too Fat'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense]]></title>
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				She's yet to sign the divorce papers, but <strong>Katy Perry</strong> is clearly over <strong>Russell Brand</strong> because she's been making a sustained play for <strong>Tim Tebow</strong>. On stage to perform some songs at a pre-Super Bowl party, she made sure to let the virgin quarterback know that she'd be up for seeing his <strike>pea</strike>cock any day of the week when she dedicated "Peacock" to him personally. But it didn't end there: Perry continued with a double-barrel assault at the NFL Honors ceremony on Saturday by singling him out when she took to the stage to present an award. "Hey Tim, my parents say hi," she said, a coy reference to the fact her minister parents have already said they want the pair to hook up because of Tebow's Christian beliefs. Slutty sources add there's every possibility that the two engaged in a frottage fiesta at the Super Bowl itself because they booked adjoining suites at the event. Stay tuned … [<a href="http://au.eonline.com/news/katy_perry_gives_shout-out_tim_tebow/291826">E!</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882539/katy-perry-wants-to-know-tim-tebow-in-the-biblical-sense" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				More than 20 years since she first went to rehab in 1985, <strong>Demi Moore</strong> is seeking treatment for her vague Red Bull/incense/Reddi-Whip addiction at the Cirque Lodge, a Shangri-La treatment center in Sundance, Utah for Hollywood's race of drug-addled demigods.  Sources say that Moore entered the facility a week after her January 23 <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/29/demi-moore-911-tape-whip-its-nitrous-oxide-redacted/#.Ty5mJeNWqAZ">collapse</a> during a party at her home in the Benedict Canyon area of Los Angeles, which means that someone at TMZ or E! spent too much time trying to come up with period jokes about <strong>Christina Aguilera</strong>'s <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/why-christina-aguilera-looked-leaky-at-etta-james-tribute-201230">performance</a> at the <strong>Etta James</strong> memorial and forgot to monitor the Demi Moore GPS tracker for updates on the actress's whereabouts.  Cirque Lodge claims that it takes its patients' privacy "seriously" and there are probably all sorts of fancy ways that celebrities like Demi Moore have of slipping through the web of gossip magazines &mdash; maybe she took a helicopter or even teleported &mdash; but it seems like with a little bit less speculation about Moore's rumored Red Bull addiction and a little more relentless stalking we would have known that she'd gone to rehab and could have then made the appropriate arrangements to organize a vigil outside the Cirque Lodge's gates.  Our well-wishes might not be welcome, though &mdash; according to one source, Moore is "on total lockdown and only talking to a small group of people."  [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/demi-moore-seeking-treatment-at-rehab-facility-201242">Us</a>, <a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/demi_moore_checks_into_utah_rehab/291779">E!</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882381/demi-moore-sneaks-into-utah-rehab-center" title="Click here to read more about Demi Moore Sneaks into Utah Rehab Center">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A woman claiming to be <strong>Drake's</strong> ex-girlfriend and writing partner is suing the rapper for allegedly ripping her off (and for pretending they never dated, although that's not technically a criminal offense). In a lawsuit filed yesterday, Ericka Lee claimed that she and Drake agreed to write the song "Marvin's Room" together and split the cash. Lee recorded the hook, and says that Drake was thankful for her contribution: according to her, he sent her texts like, "U basically made that song" and "it's shit without you" while they were working together. Aw, how sweet. But Lee says she never got paid, even though the song was the first single off <i>Take Care</i> and scored No.7 on the Billboard R&B/Hip Hop Chart and 21 on the Hot 100. That was the end of the cute texts as well. According to the lawsuit, when Lee asked for more money, Drake called her and said, "What the fuck is your problem?" before trying to settling out of court for $50,000.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882251/drakes-alleged-ex-files-romantic-lawsuit" title="Click here to read more about Drake's Alleged Ex Files Not-So-Romantic Lawsuit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Daniel Radcliffe Admits He Was Often Drunk When Filming Harry Potter]]></title>
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				The <em>Harry Potter</em> movies may be about the adventures of wholesome kids, but things behind the scenes weren't nearly as innocent. <strong>Daniel Radcliffe</strong> has admitted that he was in the throes of a major drinking problem while filming the series, and he'd often show up for work drunk. God, first Pat Sajak and now this. In an interview with <em>Heat</em> magazine this week, Radcliffe said that during his <em>Potter</em> period he often drank to the point of blacking out:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882188/daniel-radcliffe-admits-he-was-often-drunk-when-filming-harry-potter" title="Click here to read more about Daniel Radcliffe Admits He Was Often Drunk When Filming Harry Potter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If you feel that the Republican debates aren't providing enough political car-crash entertainment for your liking, you can bet your sweet bippy that <strong>Roseanne Barr</strong> will shake things up – because she's filed the paperwork to run for president of the United States! Angling for a Green Party nomination, she promises to institute "Europeanstyle" single-payer health care and forgive all credit card and mortgage debt. "I am pleased to announce that I am seeking the Green Party's nomination for President of these United States of America," her announcement read. "The Democrats and Republicans have proven that they are servants-bought and paid for by the 1%-who are not doing what's in the best interest of the American people. As a long time supporter of the Green Party, I look forward to working with people who share my values. Behold the greening of America!" This is going to get good. [<a href="http://au.eonline.com/news/roseanne_barr_running_president/291378#ixzz1lJChCrPF">E!</a>, <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2012/02/roseanne-barr-running-for-president-green-party.html">Ministry Of Gossip</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5881915/roseanne-barr-announces-shell-be-your-next-president" title="Click here to read more about Roseanne Barr Announces She'll Be Your Next President">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Octavia Spencer Fires Back Against the Media Who Won't Shut Up About Her Weight]]></title>
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				Actress <strong>Octavia Spencer</strong> has been the toast of the town since getting a heap of award nominations for her role in <em>The Help</em>, but, much to her dismay, a lot of the conversation in the press about her has involved her weight. She took to Facebook to air her frustrations and set the record straight. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5881849/octavia-spencer-fires-back-against-the-media-who-wont-shut-up-about-her-weight" title="Click here to read more about Octavia Spencer Fires Back Against the Media Who Won't Shut Up About Her Weight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I don't know about you but when I first heard about concerned hate group One Million Moms I imagined a legion of Helen Lovejoys clutching their pearls and weeping uncontrollably about their "little angels." Well, the reality is just as hilarious/concerning, because they're going after our beloved <strong>Oprah</strong> 2.0, <strong>Ellen DeGeneres</strong>. Excited to announce her partnership with JC Penney last week, the band of raging homophobes - who are funded by the wizards over at the American Family Association - demanded that the chain fire her because she's openly gay. "Funny that JC Penney thinks hiring an open homosexual spokesperson will help their business when most of their customers are traditional families," reads a statement on their site. "DeGeneres is not a true representation of the type of families that shop at their store. The majority of JC Penney shoppers will be offended and choose to no longer shop there." Oh, moms, don't you know you shouldn't mess with she who encourages us to dance along to life? To help stop this army of mouth-breathers head on over and sign GLAAD's <a href="http://www.glaad.org/standupforellen">petition</a>. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/02/ellen-degeneres-jc-penney-hate-groups-glaad">Radar</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5881564/concerned-moms-hate-ellen-degeneres-for-being-openly-awesome" title="Click here to read more about Concerned Moms Hate Ellen DeGeneres For Being Openly Awesome">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Just when it seems that <strong>Gwyneth Paltrow</strong> has said all of the ridiculous, pretentious things that could ever be said, she does another magazine interview and the fountain of delight fills up yet again. Lucky for us, she's given us myriad morsels of insight in this month's <em>Harper's Bazaar</em>. Foremost among them, she takes baths with Apple and Moses, her school-aged children, and she doesn't like Botox. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5881467/gwyneth-paltrow-says-she-takes-baths-in-the-tub-with-her-kids" title="Click here to read more about Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Takes Baths in the Tub With Her Kids">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Daniel Radcliffe Likes Your Hairy Potter]]></title>
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				He's no stranger to getting his wang out on stage – as evidenced by everyone and their pervy dog trying to get pictures of it when he was in <em>Equus</em> – and now <strong>Daniel Radcliffe</strong>'s letting it out for a breather on the big screen for his role in <em>Kill Your Darlings</em>. Doing press rounds for the film, he spoke about his preference for leaving a bit of hair down there and then went on to say he prefers his lady friends to do the same. "This is way too much information, but I don't like girls with nothing down there either," he said. "It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it's fucking creepy." The way I see it, there are two schools of thought on the matter. The first is that some people consider a Brazilian to be clean and no fuss. Whereas on the other hand, some see it as giving an otherwise adult woman a bit of a prepubescent edge. What say you? [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/daniel-radcliffe-doesnt-wax-down-there-prefers-women-dont-either-2012311">US</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5881177/daniel-radcliffe-likes-your-hairy-potter" title="Click here to read more about Daniel Radcliffe Likes Your Hairy Potter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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Plug your ears and get off Twitter, because a nationwide teenage freakout is about to erupt. It looks like <strong>Justin Bieber</strong> is going to bring his gently tousled locks and pitch-perfect pipes to <em>Saturday Night Live</em> in the very near future&mdash;at least if you believe <strong>Alec Baldwin </strong>and his famously loud mouth. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5881092/alec-baldwin-lets-it-slip-that-justin-bieber-is-hosting-snl" title="Click here to read more about Alec Baldwin Lets It Slip That Justin Bieber Is Hosting SNL">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<strong>Cynthia Nixon</strong>'s <a href="http://jezebel.com/5878685/cynthia-nixon-says-being-gay-is-a-choice ">comments</a> that being gay was a personal choice for her rankled all manner of folk earlier this month. And now she's weathered the shitstorm Nixon has come out to clarify her position – even though she did a pretty good job of it the first time around – and say that, for her, being gay is a choice but her bisexuality is not. "While I don't often use the word, the technically precise term for my orientation is bisexual. I believe bisexuality is not a choice, it is a fact. What I have 'chosen' is to be in a gay relationship," she told <em>The Advocate</em>. "I do, however, believe that most members of our community - as well as the majority of heterosexuals - cannot and do not choose the gender of the persons with whom they seek to have intimate relationships because, unlike me, they are only attracted to one sex." Personally, as a card-carrying 'mo, I must say that I wasn't riled up to begin with; it's her sexuality, let her define it how she pleases. She also had a point when she said that the whole debate has been ceded to bigots and we shouldn't let them dictate how we choose to define ourselves. I expect to see your utterances of agreement and vicious personal attacks in the comments … Go! [<a href="http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2012/01/30/Cynthia_Nixon_Being_Bisexual_Is_Not_a_Choice/">The Advocate</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5880807/cynthia-nixon-tells-concerned-parties-bisexuality-isnt-a-choice" title="Click here to read more about Cynthia Nixon Assures Concerned Parties Bisexuality Isn't a Choice">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<strong>Ashton Kutcher</strong> has been remarkably silent in the wake of his estranged wife <strong>Demi Moore's</strong> dramatic hospitalization last week, but now he is speaking loudly with his actions: He's started blocking journalists from following him on Twitter. Seriously, @aplusk, that is whack. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5880698/ashton-kutcher-blocks-journalists-from-following-him-on-twitter" title="Click here to read more about Ashton Kutcher Blocks Journalists From Following Him on Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				She won big at the SAGS, but of course all the backstage interviewers seemed to care about when it came to <em>The Help</em>'s <strong>Octavia Spencer</strong> was her weight – one of them going so far as to call her a "foodie" actress. Condescending much? Anyway, she said that while she could stand to lose "a little round the middle," women in Hollywood would be happier if they ate a bit more. "Women would be much happier if they ate," she said. "I know I sure get a headache when I don' t eat." [<a href="http://au.eonline.com/redcarpet/2012/sag_awards/news/the-help-winner-octavia-spencer-quot-women-would-be-happier-if-they-ate-quot/290066">E!</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5880422/octavia-spencer-wins-big-and-all-anyone-wants-to-talk-about-is-her-weight" title="Click here to read more about Octavia Spencer Wins Big and All Anyone Wants to Talk About is Her Weight">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Celine Dion Flashes Her Hoo-Ha in Jamaica]]></title>
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				<strong>Celine Dion</strong> accidentally flashed some front-row audience members at the Jamaica Jazz and Blues Festival in...Jamaica.  The Canadian singer performed in a dress that she admitted was probably a little too short even though she also explained that she's worn it before with no problems, "Because," she said, "normally when people are level the length is fine. But people were like this [looks up].... So it was like I didn't think of the people downstairs and me there."  Though Celine Dion lives in Las Vegas and warm weather is probably not that big a deal to her anymore, I think if you've spent your Canadian childhood swaddled in heavy winter clothes, wearing a bare minimum of clothes because the weather's warm must still be pretty liberating.  Also, she looks fantastic and had a good chuckle about the whole thing, so if anyone's upset about this, get over it &mdash; celebrities have real human parts under their very expensive clothes, just like us normals. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/news/whoops_celine_dion_accidentally_flashes/289948?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-celebritynews&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_celebritynews">E!</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5880238/celine-dion-flashes-some-people-in-jamaica" title="Click here to read more about Celine Dion Flashes Her Hoo-Ha in Jamaica">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<b>Katy Perry</b> and her "see? I've moved on!" blue hair/metal-laced outfit strolled down the red carpet for the <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20565498,00.html">first time since her split from <b>Russell Brand</b></a> at an event for Givelove.org, which provides sustainable low-income solutions Haiti earthquake victims.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5880125/katy-perry-makes-her-first-appearance-post+russell-brand" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Makes Her First Appearance Post-Russell Brand">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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The much-anticipated <strong>Demi Moore</strong> 911 call has been released, and it contains a few pretty depressing revelations. The almost nine-minute-long recording captures a very chaotic scene at Demi's house. It appears there were multiple people there with her that night, one of whom was likely her 23-year-old daughter <strong>Rumer Willis</strong>. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% --> The 911 operator <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/27/demi-moore-911-call#.TyMwWeNSSos">patiently talks</a> to a few different people, two of whom direct questions to someone in the room they call "Ru," which is Rumer's nickname. What an unfortunate thing for her to have to witness.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5880095/demi-moores-911-call-reveals-her-daughter-was-there-when-she-collapsed" title="Click here to read more about Demi Moore's 911 Call Reveals Her Daughter Was There When She Collapsed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Not to shit all over the fine work of Destiny's Child, but Rutgers University doctoral student and lecturer <strong>Kevin Allred</strong> is reaching by comparing the lyrical style of <strong>Beyoncé</strong> to <strong>Alice Walker</strong> and <strong>Sojourner Truth</strong> – especially because he's so obsessed he's based a whole subject around it called Politicizing Beyoncé. "This isn't a course about Beyonce's political engagement or how many times she performed during President Obama's inauguration weekend," explained Allred "She certainly pushes boundaries. While other artists are simply releasing music, she's creating a grand narrative around her life, her career, and her persona." You just know that if Beyoncé ever releases a doll Allred will go bat-shit nuts if you try to take it out of the box. [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/26/beyonce-rutgers-class-politicizing-beyonce_n_1234226.html">Huff Po</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5879838/deluded-college-professor-likens-beyonce-to-alice-walker" title="Click here to read more about Deluded College Lecturer Likens Beyoncé to Alice Walker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pat Sajak Admits He and Vanna White Were Often Plastered on Wheel of Fortune]]></title>
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				<strong>Pat Sajak</strong> admitted in an interview with ESPN2 today that he was often drunk when he filmed <em>Wheel of Fortune</em> back in the day. Thank you, Pat, for confirming what most of us already knew in our hearts. He spilled the dirty details about what went on during the breaks between shows, and they're actually pretty hilarious. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5879762/pat-sajak-admits-he-and-vanna-white-were-often-plastered-on-wheel-of-fortune" title="Click here to read more about Pat Sajak Admits He and Vanna White Were Often Plastered on Wheel of Fortune">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga's Boyfriend is Growing Sick of Her Schtick]]></title>
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				When I first read that <strong>Lady Gaga</strong>'s boyfriend <strong>Taylor Kinney</strong> wanted her to stop acting all weird-like when she was around him it came off as the request of a controlling asshole. Then I thought about it. I mean, who'd really want her bringing some of her pointier costumes into the bedroom? And imagine trying to watch <em>The Real Housewives</em> in peace and have her interrupt to give one of her well-meaning sermons about the importance of good self-esteem. "Gaga started living and breathing her character 24/7 because she felt her fans wanted that," someone whispered tenderly to <em>In Touch</em>. "Taylor has convinced her that he loves the real Stefani." I'm totally Team Kinney on this one. [<a href="http://www.intouchweekly.com/2012/01/lady_gagas_guy_says_be_normal.php">In Touch</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5879492/lady-gagas-boyfriend-is-growing-sick-of-her-schtick" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga's Boyfriend is Growing Sick of Her Schtick">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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