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Origami always seemed to so boring and anal to me. Now it really is anal... and vaginal and oral, and not so boring! A how-to book, Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults, gives step-by-step instructions for creating tongues, labia, weens, handcuffs, ropes, sperm, etc. [Sperm? Ugh. -Ed.] I can't wait to tip my bartender with the Peni$ tonight. More »
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We're so glad that Dick Cheney keeps aloft on both pop culture and world events! A new biography on The Man Who Would Be Darth Vader (thanks, Maureen Dowd!) reveals that once when told by a staffer that he was to be introduced to 'singer' Jessica Simpson, Cheney replied, "Is that the soldier who was captured in Iraq?". An understandable mistake! Jessica Simpson, Jessica Lynch — whatever, they're both named "Jessica" and you've seen one pretty bitch with that name, you've seen 'em all. More »
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