Ever wonder what kind of porn people are searching for right now? Wonder no more.
Here is a list of real-time porn searches on PornHub's network. It is a daunting and enlightening look into the human psyche and the very nature of desire. Also, if you are open-minded, it kind of reads like a provocative band name generator that's unusually plagued by spelling errors.
Some of the searches are very oddly specific; some are baffling; some are fairly predictable. Our favorites are as follows:
- naughty bookworms
- too drunk to orgy
- mom tired (this is possibly the best because I imagine it's a weary suburban mom being like, "Not tonight, I just want to put my feet up and watch some Sex and the City.")
- show one breast
- lucky girl
- asian perfekt (so close on the spelling!)
- anal vergine (keep trying!)
- masculinity fail
- pokemon hentai
- son loser
- feet caned
- handjob outdoor (sounds very idyllic)
- bug tits (less idyllic)
Masculinity Fail is clearly the best band name, followed by Bug Tits. Please feel free to share your own PornHub search feed findings in the comments!
H/T Charlie Warzel; image via Gajus/Shutterstock.