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				<!-- videoId: o0EFHzQRPEg --><!-- /videoId: o0EFHzQRPEg --> Love movies? Wish you could see more quality, lady-friendly stuff? Take note: The second annual <a href="http://athenafilmfestival.com/program/the-2012-athena-film-festival-awards/">Athena Film Festival</a>&mdash; a celebration of "women's leadership in both real life and the fictional world"&mdash; is right around the corner, February 9-12, at Barnard College in New York City. This year's awardees include the likes of <em>Pariah</em> director Dee Rees, <em>Young Adult</em> writer Diablo Cody and Julie Taymor. Even better, tickets are cheap! Buy them <a href="http://athenafilmfestival.com/tickets/">here</a> and support women in film.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5879655/female-directors-might-be-ignored-by-hollywood-but-theyre-celebrated-at-the-second-annual-athena-film-festival" title="Click here to read more about Female Directors Might Be Ignored By Hollywood, But They're Celebrated at the Athena Film Festival">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Grown-Ups In Awkward Ensembles At The Young Adult Premiere]]></title>
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				The new Diablo Cody/Jason Reitman film, <em>Young Adult</em>, opened to wide release yesterday. The red carpet fashion was surprisingly modest, which seems fitting for a film whose power lies mostly in the small, nuanced moments rather than the sweepingly dramatic ones. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868753/grown+ups-in-awkward-ensembles-at-the-young-adult-premiere/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Grown-Ups In Awkward Ensembles At The Young Adult Premiere">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sick Of Tired Chick Flick Clichés? So Is Diablo Cody.]]></title>
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				In the last decade or so, women have been inundated with movies created "for" us &mdash; cloying romantic comedies in which the heroine is charming but clumsy/insecure/desperate; in which she can have a "cool" job but can never truly successful. And, as we <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011/04/11/110411fa_fact_friend">learned</a> in that Tad Friend piece about Anna Faris in <em>The New Yorker</em> earlier this year:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5868739/sick-of-tired-chick-flick-cliches-so-is-diablo-cody" title="Click here to read more about Sick Of Tired Chick Flick Clichés? So Is Diablo Cody.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Yeah Yeah Yeahs singer <b>Karen O</b> recently <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/yeah-yeah-yeahs-karen-o-is-married-2011912">married longtime boyfriend Barnaby Clay</a>. In case you're wondering who that is, Clay directed O in the 2009 video for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs single "Zero," which is how oh so many rock n roll love stories begin. Okay, maybe this is the first but it could be more common than we think!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866865/yeah-yeah-yeahs-singer-karen-o-is-a-married-lady" title="Click here to read more about Yeah Yeah Yeahs Singer Karen O Is A Married Lady">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 10 Dec 2011 11:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sex And The City's Kristin Davis Adopts A Baby Girl]]></title>
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				Former <i>Sex And The City</i> star <b>Kristin Davis</b> <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/kristin-davis-adopts-2011710">is a new mom</a>!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5847882/sex-and-the-citys-kristin-davis-adopts-a-baby-girl" title="Click here to read more about Sex And The City's Kristin Davis Adopts A Baby Girl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 08 Oct 2011 11:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Charlize Theron's Eyes Are The True Stars In Young Adult]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/3544 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/3544 --> Jaded, drunk, bitter, disillusioned… Charlize Theron's Mavis &mdash; the main character in <em>Young Adult</em> &mdash; is a kind of a girl after our own hearts. In this trailer, the character comes off as scheming and unlikeable, but with that glimmer of desperation and depression that can be all-too familiar. As seen in this trailer, the writing and direction of this dark comedy set the tone, but Theron's eyes &mdash; defiant, exhausted, slightly insane &mdash; convey how sometimes aging sucks.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5847703/charlize-therons-eyes-convey-how-getting-older-sucks-in-young-adult" title="Click here to read more about Charlize Theron's Eyes Are The True Stars In Young Adult">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Oct 2011 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Ke$ha defends the ethics of her <a href="http://jezebel.com/5809891/feathered-hair-extensions-kill-thousands-of-roosters-each-week-and-its-all-kehas-fault">feather hair extensions</a>, explaining that she likes to recycle body parts, like human teeth. Plus, Teresa Giudice's has written a second <em>New York Times</em> bestseller.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5810499/keha-assuages-fears-about-alleged-rooster-slayings/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Ke$ha Assuages Fears About Alleged Rooster Slayings">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Joy Behar discovers that she and Lady Gaga have the same vagina doctor. Plus, Diablo Cody says <em>The United States of Tara</em> has been canceled.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5804824/lady-gaga--joy-behar-have-the-same-gynecologist/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga & Joy Behar Have The Same Gynecologist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 May 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jenny McCarthy Wants Bigger Tampons]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Jenny McCarthy has a roomier vagina after a "lifetime of penises." Plus, Justine Bieber haz a sad.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5791445/jenny-mccarthy-wants-bigger-tampons/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Jenny McCarthy Wants Bigger Tampons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Apr 2011 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon is so very wise. Plus, Diablo Cody gives an update on the <em>Sweet Valley High</em> script.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5787816/kelly-bensimon-shares-some-words-of-wisdom/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Kelly Bensimon Shares Some Words Of Wisdom">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Mar 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, we're left wondering if hell has frozen over given Michael Lohan's recent tweet. Plus, Ice-T and his doggy's style.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5785524/michael-lohan-says-hes-sick-of-media/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Michael Lohan Says He's &quot;Sick&quot; Of Media">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Mar 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Diablo Cody doesn't like how people are mocking a 13-year-old girl. Plus, Lady Gaga discusses her new album.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5783578/diablo-cody-goes-to-bat-for-rebecca-black/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Diablo Cody Goes To Bat For Rebecca Black">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Mar 2011 20:24:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna gets some thoughts on prison rape off her mind, Eric Roberts confesses that he loves menopause, and Justin Bieber is developing a fragrance for women.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5674115/lisa-rinna-tells-it-like-it-is" title="Click here to read more about Lisa Rinna Tells It Like It Is">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Oct 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today on <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, Lambert gets into particulars, Lance Bass celebrates, Diddy ponders new media, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a> speculates on the sex life of certain young documentarians, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mindykaling" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #mindykaling" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/mindykaling/">Mindy Kaling</a> has pointers for parental raconteurs.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5662318/adam-lambert-questions-the-gay-lifestyle" title="Click here to read more about Adam Lambert Questions The &quot;Gay Lifestyle&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Oct 2010 19:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In an <a href="http://canigetamanwiththat.com/post/1086565092/dear-daria-revisiting-the-misery-chick">interview</a> with Can I Get A Man With That, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tracygrandstaff" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tracygrandstaff" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tracygrandstaff/">Tracy Grandstaff</a>, who voiced Daria, addresses some lingering issues surrounding our favorite Misery Chick, and answers questions from <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tavigevinson" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tavigevinson" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tavigevinson/">Tavi Gevinson</a>, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #janepratt" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #janepratt" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/janepratt/">Jane Pratt</a> in that dulcet monotone.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5635014/the-voice-of-daria-speaks-takes-questions" title="Click here to read more about The Voice Of Daria Speaks, Takes Questions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, Michael Jackson's questionably ethical dermatologist Dr. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #arnoldklein" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #arnoldklein" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/arnoldklein/">Arnold Klein</a> has been made a consultant for the FDA. Plus, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ericroberts" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ericroberts" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ericroberts/">Eric Roberts</a> talks about why he got off the pot.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5634279/michael-jacksons-shady-doctor-to-consult-fda" title="Click here to read more about Michael Jackson's Shady Doctor To Consult FDA">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, Snooki has her day in court, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #heidimontag" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #heidimontag" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/heidimontag/">Heidi Montag</a> is psyched to be suing <em>The Hills</em>' creator even if she doesn't know what it's for, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a> updates us on the size of her vagina.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5633316/snooki-faces-the-judge" title="Click here to read more about Snooki Faces The Judge">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Sep 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a> shares her goals for parenting and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lisarinna" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lisarinna" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lisarinna/">Lisa Rinna</a> has a history with Jason Bateman.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5618215/diablo-cody-has-parenting-goals" title="Click here to read more about Diablo Cody Has Parenting Goals">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 Aug 2010 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Kim Zolciak shows off a picture of her mom, Margaret Cho's vagina hurts, and Adrianne Curry gives a geek's perspective of sexual harassment.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5614358/do-you-want-to-see-a-picture-of-kim-zolciaks-mom" title="Click here to read more about Do You Want To See A Picture Of Kim Zolciak's Mom?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 Aug 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a> has reportedly <a href="http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/08/fox-buys-diablo-cody-pilot.html#more-5934">sold a comedy pilot</a> to Fox titled "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #thebreadwinner" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #thebreadwinner" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/thebreadwinner/">The Breadwinner</a>."  Details are being kept under wraps, but we're willing to bet homeslice will find a way to insert at least one ironic food-shaped telephone, honest to blog.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5604224/diablo-cody-is-coming-to-fox" title="Click here to read more about Diablo Cody Is Coming To Fox">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 04 Aug 2010 14:21:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Charlize Theron To Star In Diablo Cody's Next Movie]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a>'s next <a href="http://jezebel.com/5501795/diablo-codys-anti+hero-stalker">movie</a> will be a <em>Juno</em> reunion of sorts, with <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jasonreitman" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jasonreitman" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jasonreitman/">Jason Reitman</a> directing and the same production company. <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ib4a9d37a20f2a7c9ebe61ee16f9684a0">A likely new addition</a>: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #charlizetheron" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #charlizetheron" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/charlizetheron/">Charlize Theron</a>, to star as a stalker ex-girlfriend &mdash; an "anti-hero," in Cody's words.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5603303/charlize-theron-to-star-in-diablo-codys-next-movie" title="Click here to read more about Charlize Theron To Star In Diablo Cody's Next Movie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Aug 2010 15:30:26 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, Kanye has healed enough from last year's VMAs to join Twitter, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a> has a baby, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chrisbrown/">Chris Brown</a> has a new tattoo.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5599105/kanye-west-finally-joins-twitter" title="Click here to read more about Kanye West Finally Joins Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay Lohan is going on and on about the unfairness of her prison sentence and how her "fuck you" nails were not intentional. Plus, celebs weigh in on Ke$ha's semen photo.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5581887/lindsay-lohan-discusses-inhuman-sentencing-nail-design" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan Discusses &quot;Inhuman&quot; Sentencing, Nail Design">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a> is confused by the Disney princesses, Toy Story 3 made <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #breteastonellis" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #breteastonellis" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/breteastonellis/">Bret Easton Ellis</a> cry, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #oliviamunn" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #oliviamunn" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/oliviamunn/">Olivia Munn</a> is glad to have peeps in her corner.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5580916/diablo-cody-contemplates-the-disney-princess-phenomenon" title="Click here to read more about Diablo Cody Contemplates The Disney Princess Phenomenon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Jul 2010 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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				She <a href="http://www.tressugar.com/Diablo-Cody-Talks-About-Megan-Fox-Feminist-Filmmaking-Sweet-Valley-High-Jennifers-Body-8781240">added</a> of her <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sweetvalleyhigh" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sweetvalleyhigh" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sweetvalleyhigh/">Sweet Valley High</a></em> adaptation, "It's another fucking movie about the Madonna and the Whore running around wreaking havoc." [<a href="http://www.tressugar.com/Diablo-Cody-Talks-About-Megan-Fox-Feminist-Filmmaking-Sweet-Valley-High-Jennifers-Body-8781240">Tres Sugar</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5567151/+diablo-cody" title="Click here to read more about —Diablo Cody">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, Senator <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johnmccain" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johnmccain" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/johnmccain/">John McCain</a> reaches out to Snooki regarding her concern on tanning-bed taxes, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a> shows off her baby belly, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chrisbrown/">Chris Brown</a> shows off his philanthropy with photos of giant checks.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5559656/john-mccain-addresses-snookis-tax-concerns" title="Click here to read more about John McCain Addresses Snooki's Tax Concerns">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Jun 2010 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				on <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dissociativeidentitydisorder" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dissociativeidentitydisorder" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/dissociativeidentitydisorder/">dissociative identity disorder</a> and Showtime's hit <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #unitedstatesoftara" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #unitedstatesoftara" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/unitedstatesoftara/">United States of Tara</a></em>. She <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2010/06/united-states-of-tara-chatting-cast-crew.html">adds</a>:  "At first it was a challenge to write funny stuff and still keep it emotional." The finale aired last night. [<a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2010/06/united-states-of-tara-chatting-cast-crew.html">LA Times</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5558374/-diablo-cody" title="Click here to read more about &mdash; Diablo Cody">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Drew Barrymore's Gimmick-Free Romcom]]></title>
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				There are plenty of reasons to be excited about <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #goingthedistance" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #goingthedistance" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/goingthedistance/">Going The Distance</a></em>: female director who made her name on hard-hitting documentaries, a debut screenwriter, utterly uncontrived premise, some people really like <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #drewbarrymore" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #drewbarrymore" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/drewbarrymore/">Drew Barrymore</a>... but is it any good?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5544460/drew-barrymores-gimmick+free-romcom" title="Click here to read more about Drew Barrymore's Gimmick-Free Romcom">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 May 2010 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Irin Carmon]]></dc:creator>
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				From Diablo Cody and Jill Soloway comes this weirdly awesome (maybe NSFW) Funny or Die video about woman who becomes a prostitute to bank on her abnormally snug vagina. Sounds familiar! And props to Watkins for her perfect bored-sex face.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5524641/michaela-watkinss-tight-ladyflower" title="Click here to read more about Michaela Watkins's Tight Ladyflower">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:30:09 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica Coen]]></dc:creator>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jackiecollins" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jackiecollins" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jackiecollins/">Jackie Collins</a> listens to R. Kelly to get in the mood, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #scottbaio" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #scottbaio" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/scottbaio/">Scott Baio</a> directed 41 episodes of <em>Charles in Charge</em> and thinks you should know that, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidspade" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #davidspade" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/davidspade/">David Spade</a> is hoping for a <em>Joe Dirt</em> sequel.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5512022/jackie-collins-listens-to-r-kelly/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Jackie Collins Listens To R. Kelly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Throw In The Towel Via Twitter]]></title>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are "grateful" but not dating, Diablo Cody is pregs, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist claims that MJ didn't like to shoot up.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5511087/jim-carrey--jenny-mccarthy-throw-in-the-towel-via-twitter/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Throw In The Towel Via Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Split;  Michael Lohan Engaged To Jon Gosselin's Ex]]></title>
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				<ul><li>First <strong>Susan Sarandon</strong> and <strong>Tim Robbins</strong>, now this:  <strong>Jim Carrey</strong> and<strong> Jenny McCarthy</strong> have broken up. Jim confirmed the news on Twitter, writing: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5511076/jim-carrey--jenny-mccarthy-split--michael-lohan-engaged-to-jon-gosselins-ex" title="Click here to read more about Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Split;  Michael Lohan Engaged To Jon Gosselin's Ex">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Apr 2010 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				Perhaps the picture at left, taken on January 17, was a clue? Perez Hilton is "exclusively" <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-06-she-got-married-and-sperminated">reporting</a> that Oscar winning screenwriter <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a> is not only newly-wed (the marriage is her second) but about to give birth. Congrats! [<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2010-04-06-she-got-married-and-sperminated">Perez Hilton</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5510555/diablo-cody-bump-in-the-road" title="Click here to read more about Diablo Cody: Bump In The Road">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Apr 2010 09:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, Paris thinks that "technology rocks," <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lilwayne" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #lilwayne" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lilwayne/">Lil Wayne</a> tweets from jail, and Tia and Tamera get matching tattoos.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5510163/paris-hilton-loves-her-ipad/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Paris Hilton Loves Her iPad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #diablocody" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/diablocody/">Diablo Cody</a> <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/diablo_cody_on_united_states_o.html">regrets</a> <em>The United States Of Tara</em>'s first season. But no need to dwell: With the <em> Juno</em> team, Cody is <a href="http://riskybusiness.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/03/24/diablo-cody-mandate-pictures-young-adult-mason-novick-exclusive/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thr%2Friskybusiness+%28The+Hollywood+Reporter+|+Risky+Business%29"> working on</a> <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #youngadult" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #youngadult" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/youngadult/">Young Adult</a></em>, about "a thirtysomething, divorced writer in Minneapolis" who tries to woo her married-with-a-kid ex-boyfriend.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5501795/diablo-codys-anti+hero-stalker" title="Click here to read more about Diablo Cody's Anti-Hero Stalker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:00:06 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Mariah Carey</strong>'s remix album <em>Angels Advocate</em>, which was set to come out next week, has been canceled. Mimi's management says, "We're looking to go possibly to another studio album or Christmas album... It's a creative process that cannot be rushed."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5499458/mariah-cancels-new-album-elin-wears-chastity-belt-made-of-spikes" title="Click here to read more about Mariah Cancels New Album; Elin Wears &quot;Chastity Belt Made Of Spikes&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tweetbeat" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/tweetbeat/">Tweet Beat</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #spencerpratt" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #spencerpratt" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/spencerpratt/">Spencer Pratt</a> asks followers for help on what's going on with health care, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #marthastewart" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #marthastewart" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/marthastewart/">Martha Stewart</a> gives her horse acupuncture, and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #adriannecurry" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #adriannecurry" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/adriannecurry/">Adrianne Curry</a> has rape fantasies.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5497776/spencer-pratt-is-confused-about-the-health-care-debate/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Spencer Pratt Is Confused About The Health Care Debate">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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