Despite earlier reports, there is no clown shortage in America. According to leading clown experts at the Clowns of America International (which, yes, exists), everything is fine. "There is NO fear of a clown shortage in the U.S. [Clowns] of America International is doing very well, and so are the clowns that are members of it," said President Glenn Kohlberger. So that's all cleared up. You can go back to being scared shitless by clowns as usual.