Jezebel: Dennis Quaid

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal No Longer Singing "You Belong With Me"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Ladies and gentlemen, Swiftenhaal is no more.

Ellen Starts Record Label; Gwen's Not Pregnant

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 26 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Ellen DeGeneres is starting her own record label!

Madonna May Judge Idol; Hasselhoff Hospitalized; Tila Snorts Ambien

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 25 May 2010 09:00:00 EDT

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It would be fairly epic if Madonna became a judge on American Idol.

Ashlee Fired From Melrose Place; Lil Wayne Headed To Jail

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:30:00 EDT

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.

Depp Wants To Jump Pirates Ship; Danes & Dancy Wed

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:30:00 EDT

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Supposedly, Johnny Depp doesn't want to make another Pirates of the Caribbean because he knows the last two "sucked." Disney will offer him a huge paycheck and if he refuses, he'll be replaced by a younger Zac Efron-type.

Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT

According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:

Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]

Capitol Goes Cuckoo For Brad & Nancy

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:00:00 EST

Nancy Pelosi left a health-care forum at the White House to meet with Brad Pitt. This piece calls them "Brancy." [WaPo]

Britney On Hunger Strike?

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:00:00 EST

Britney's big eff you to her (chef) dad: Skipping dinner: "Britney thinks that if she doesn't eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice," an insider says. [MSNBC]

Dennis Quaid's Kids Miss The Monster

Anna Holmes — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:10:00 EDT

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:40:00 EDT

Though the public perception is that Meg Ryan's marriage to Dennis Quaid ended because she had a dirty fling with Russell Crowe, she tells InStyle that Dennis had been a long time philanderer. "Dennis was not faithful to me for a very long time, and that was very painful…Russell didn’t break up the marriage. He was definitely there at the end, but it wasn’t his fault. I was a mess." • Lisa Kudrow, the only female Friend who didn't sleep with Adam Duritz, is going to star in a web series called Web Therapy, which debuted on Lexus's branded channel, L Studio. According to Mediaweek, "Kudrow plays Fiona Wallice, a psychotherapist who conducts absurdly abridged three-minute sessions via the Internet that do little to help her clients." • Despite a broken engagement, Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan "remain friends." Neat? More »

Smart People Is The Type Of Film That, Well, Smart People Have Seen Before

maria — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:20:00 EDT

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Smart People is a new movie that tries to be both quirky and semi-intellectual by putting respectable actors in roles that they had already successfully played in movies made by more creative people. Dennis Quaid plays Lawrence, a douchebaggy literature professor, who has a wise-cracking, vintage-wearing teenage daughter (Juno! I mean, Ellen Page) and starts a relationship with beautiful but romantically-awkward woman (Sarah Jessica Parker) through whom he has to learn how to be a nicer person. Oh yeah, he also has a lazy but lovable brother played by Thomas Haden Church, who provides some comic relief. But what do the critics have to say? Can they successfully point out all of the hilarious subtle references to life in the intelligentsia? Can they get through an entire review without calling the movie "Stupid People?" The collected reviews after the jump. More »

Pamela Anderson: Also Pregnant

dodai — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:00:00 EST

Pamela Anderson is pregnant. And getting divorced. And asking for spousal support. But not child support. It's OK, take a minute. We'll wait. [TMZ]

Amy Winehouse & Pete Doherty's New Addiction: Phoning Each Other

dodai — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:00:00 EST

Pete Doherty says he speaks to Amy Winehouse "almost every day." He says they are helping each other battle drugs and Amy's been clean since her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been in prison. Uh, is this a good idea? [The Sun]

It's A Paris-Free Zone For The Tabloids, Which Can Only Mean One Thing For Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt...

Moe — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:46:48 EDT

Welcome to Midweek Madness, our weekly binge on the sort of celebrity content we usually try so fastidiously to avoid every other day of the week. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to.

Once Upon A Time, Iconic Blonde Celebrities Used Condoms, Avoided Incarceration

Moe — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:38:09 EDT

Paris Hilton spoke to Barbara Walters from jail and we will be watching The View in two hours to hang on to Barbara's ev-uh-wee word. [ABC News]

Madonna and JFK Jr. abstained from having sex with each other. Because they didn't have condoms, and AIDS still killed celebrities in those days. [Page Six]

Princess Diana was a Mean Girl to Fergie, had the "attention span of a fruit fly," and Camilla didn't even really love Charles as much as her first husband. [MSNBC]

Just heard on Fox & Friends from a caller regarding The Sopranos finale: "I'm glad you're focusing on this topic a little more than Paris today." [Washington Post]

Dina Lohan visits daughter Lindsay in rehab, but only as an excuse to miss a court date. Jail = so good for a career these days! [People]

Jennifer Aniston is like two degrees of sex-aration from Posh Spice. [Mirror]

The Clay Aiken message boards are totally flaming. [Page Six]

Ryan Seacrest blames American Idol's ratings drop on an "oversaturation" of judge Simon Cowell. After Seacrest's soliloquy in Knocked Up, we pretty much agree with everything he says. [MSNBC]

Dennis Quaid's surrogate mother (wife?) is carrying twins. [People] More »