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Another day, another tabloid dream dashed. Jennifer Aniston has revealed to InStyle that, contrary to popular belief, she's not sitting at home, obsessively hating on Angelina Jolie. But you know what she is obsessing about? Skin. She says she's really into dermatology and spends a ton of time reading about skin treatments online. Oh…fun? Here's what she said, More »
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More than 20 years since she first went to rehab in 1985, Demi Moore is seeking treatment for her vague Red Bull/incense/Reddi-Whip addiction at the Cirque Lodge, a Shangri-La treatment center in Sundance, Utah for Hollywood's race of drug-addled demigods. Sources say that Moore entered the facility a week after her January 23 collapse during a party at her home in the Benedict Canyon area of Los Angeles, which means that someone at TMZ or E! spent too much time trying to come up with period jokes about Christina Aguilera's performance at the Etta James memorial and forgot to monitor the Demi Moore GPS tracker for updates on the actress's whereabouts. Cirque Lodge claims that it takes its patients' privacy "seriously" and there are probably all sorts of fancy ways that celebrities like Demi Moore have of slipping through the web of gossip magazines — maybe she took a helicopter or even teleported — but it seems like with a little bit less speculation about Moore's rumored Red Bull addiction and a little more relentless stalking we would have known that she'd gone to rehab and could have then made the appropriate arrangements to organize a vigil outside the Cirque Lodge's gates. Our well-wishes might not be welcome, though — according to one source, Moore is "on total lockdown and only talking to a small group of people." [Us, E!] More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we ingest mind-altering amounts of tabloid gossip, chasing the dragon of Truth. This week: Illuminati heir to the throne Blue Ivy Carter already has diamond jewelry; Cameron Diaz has a new face; Kim Kardashian is dead inside; and Demi Moore has been ingesting all kinds of interesting things. More »
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Ashton Kutcher has been remarkably silent in the wake of his estranged wife Demi Moore's dramatic hospitalization last week, but now he is speaking loudly with his actions: He's started blocking journalists from following him on Twitter. Seriously, @aplusk, that is whack. More »
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Celine Dion accidentally flashed some front-row audience members at the Jamaica Jazz and Blues Festival in...Jamaica.  The Canadian singer performed in a dress that she admitted was probably a little too short even though she also explained that she's worn it before with no problems, "Because," she said, "normally when people are level the length is fine. But people were like this [looks up].... So it was like I didn't think of the people downstairs and me there."  Though Celine Dion lives in Las Vegas and warm weather is probably not that big a deal to her anymore, I think if you've spent your Canadian childhood swaddled in heavy winter clothes, wearing a bare minimum of clothes because the weather's warm must still be pretty liberating.  Also, she looks fantastic and had a good chuckle about the whole thing, so if anyone's upset about this, get over it — celebrities have real human parts under their very expensive clothes, just like us normals. [E!] More »
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The much-anticipated Demi Moore 911 call has been released, and it contains a few pretty depressing revelations. The almost nine-minute-long recording captures a very chaotic scene at Demi's house. It appears there were multiple people there with her that night, one of whom was likely her 23-year-old daughter Rumer Willis. The 911 operator patiently talks to a few different people, two of whom direct questions to someone in the room they call "Ru," which is Rumer's nickname. What an unfortunate thing for her to have to witness. More »
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If you were bothered and confused by the choice to cast Demi Moore as Gloria Steinem in the new Linda Lovelace biopic, I've got some good news and some bad news: The good news is that Moore has whippetted her way out of the part. The bad news is that the part's been recast. So who's going to play the feminist icon? More »
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Not to shit all over the fine work of Destiny's Child, but Rutgers University doctoral student and lecturer Kevin Allred is reaching by comparing the lyrical style of Beyoncé to Alice Walker and Sojourner Truth – especially because he's so obsessed he's based a whole subject around it called Politicizing Beyoncé. "This isn't a course about Beyonce's political engagement or how many times she performed during President Obama's inauguration weekend," explained Allred "She certainly pushes boundaries. While other artists are simply releasing music, she's creating a grand narrative around her life, her career, and her persona." You just know that if Beyoncé ever releases a doll Allred will go bat-shit nuts if you try to take it out of the box. [Huff Po] More »
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Pat Sajak admitted in an interview with ESPN2 today that he was often drunk when he filmed Wheel of Fortune back in the day. Thank you, Pat, for confirming what most of us already knew in our hearts. He spilled the dirty details about what went on during the breaks between shows, and they're actually pretty hilarious. More »
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It doesn't do any good to speculate on what really led up to Demi Moore's alleged whip-it overdose, but that didn't stop these Taiwanese animators from tying. More »
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When I first read that Lady Gaga's boyfriend Taylor Kinney wanted her to stop acting all weird-like when she was around him it came off as the request of a controlling asshole. Then I thought about it. I mean, who'd really want her bringing some of her pointier costumes into the bedroom? And imagine trying to watch The Real Housewives in peace and have her interrupt to give one of her well-meaning sermons about the importance of good self-esteem. "Gaga started living and breathing her character 24/7 because she felt her fans wanted that," someone whispered tenderly to In Touch. "Taylor has convinced her that he loves the real Stefani." I'm totally Team Kinney on this one. [In Touch] More »
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After Demi Moore was taken to the hospital on Monday night, the details about what happened are becoming a little clearer, and they're...surprising. A friend that was at her house when it all went down said that Demi had inhaled "a dangerous amount of nitrous oxide." Oh, girl, WHIP-ITS? That is not at all what any of us were expecting. Here's TMZ's assessment of her drug of choice: "A whip-it is not a common drug among people of Demi's age and social status. It's typically used by younger people who are looking for a cheap thrill." Indeed. More »
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Discussing how happy she is in her new relationship with Sara Gilbert, Linda Perry inadvertently outed herself as a big, ol' homewrecker. Responding to a question about possible wedding bells for the couple, she said: "I don't know. We gotta get through a year first. It's been eight months. We're going on nine." Firstly, just a year? Secondly, let's crack out the calculator and do a bit of Scooby-Doo sleuthing. More »
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Anyone who has been around small kids knows that some of the stuff that comes out of their mouths is hilariously precocious, but it can also take you aback because you didn't expect to hear it for at least another few years. Tina Fey found herself in that predicament when she was watching some 30 Rock with her six-year-old daughter Alice – adorable! – when someone mentioned erections under clothes. Of course out of anything she could have picked up on, Alice asked her mom: "What's an erection?" To which walking thesaurus Tina quickly replied: "An erection is a building!" But someone must have taught wee Alice about context early on because she knew all to well that you can't hide buildings under clothing (my apologies to Christo and Jeanne-Claude) and started pressing for more details. "I wanted to be so mad at the show," added Tina. "But it was my show!" [Radar] More »
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It appears that Demi Moore has found a novel way to cope with the dissolution of her six-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher – by jumping straight onto another strapping young lad. While there are no details as to the gentleman caller's identity, Ms. Moore was spotted climbing out of his SUV and into her own car on Saturday. Tip: you might want to put some kind of blocker for the word "cougar" on your computer if you're trolling through gossip sites over the next few days because that tired ol' term is about to get bandied about like nobody's business. Whatever, we're just happy girl is getting her own and that he doesn't look like a total frat boy. Image at link. [Radar] More »
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In news that will surprise absolutely nobody who has ever tried to buy anything anywhere in Paris, a survey of shoppers found that the Champs-Elysées rates 22nd out of 30 great world shopping streets for customer service. Many people reported that sales assistants at the luxury stores that line the boulevard showed irritation at being asked to serve customers. Imagine! New York's Fifth Avenue, however, did even worse: it came 26th. The best place to shop in the world, if you've got the money? In news that will surprise absolutely nobody who's ever bought anything in Singapore, it's Orchard Road. [WWD] More »
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As everyone knows, best friends are awesome. But an unfortunate caveat of the special bond is that you're probably going to get into a vicious, emotional knockdown fight at some stage – hitting each other where you know it'll hurt the most. Well, Miley Cyrus is really good at that according to on-again/off-again bestie Demi Lovato, who says shit gets nasty when they go at it. "[Miley] and I are strong headed," she tells Seventeen. "When we fight it's brutal and we're like, 'We're never going to be friends again!' Then two days later, were like, 'I love you and I miss you!'" [Radar] More »
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Not since her star turn as a single mom-cum-stripper who gets caught up in steamy political hijinks in opus Striptease have I been so excited about a Demi Moore movie role — albeit for real this time now she's been cast as none other than Gloria Steinem in the Linda Lovelace biopic, Lovelace. A noted feminist icon — preaching to the converted here, I know — Steinem was vocally anti-porn and wrote a scathing piece in Ms. magazine about how Lovelace was beaten and coerced into making porn. There could be worse actresses chosen to play her, but do you think Moore has what it takes to take on one of the greats? [THR] More »
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When it comes to love, 2011 has had a few ups: Jennifer Aniston finally found someone who can fill the Brad-Pitt-shaped hole in her heart, and Kate Middleton and Prince William won our hearts with their intimate little wedding. (Don't forget how he drove her around in that convertible afterwards. It doesn't get more Prince Charming than that!) But even as the thrill of new romance coursed through our veins, 2011 brought plenty of lovelorn lows. We suffered heartbreak after devastating heartbreak, as some of our favorite power couples called it quits. Let's take a look back at ten of the most painful break-ups of this year, in the order that they occurred. More »
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No one knows what goes down behind the closed doors of a soon-to-be broken home, so when someone rebounds in record time I figure it's their business. But to go on a romantic holiday with said rebound and Tweet photos of yourselves enjoying the sights of Italy barely a month after the divorce announcement, well, expect pearls to be clutched. Which is clearly in Ashton Kutcher playbook after he traipsed around the streets of Pisa with rumored new screenwriter girlfriend Lorene Scafaria. Though reps for the pair say they're just friends (though they also got friendly on a trip to Montana earlier this month) it's much more fun to believe those who say they "held hands" and "shared spaghetti" – a fourth base analogy if ever there was one. Adding an extra bit of class to the story, the new couple apparently kicked things up a notch back in February when he was married to Demi Moore and she was dating Adam Brody. "Ashton started seeing her while each was in a relationship," said a gossipy little someone. And with that the pearls have now been pulverized to a dust. [US] More »
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Take the feel of a first-year art school project, add the writing skills of James Franco and a dash of Chloë Sevigny pretense and you have Scout Willis's new fashion spread-cum-diary entry. Confused? Well, hold onto your wigs because you're in for a wild ride. The spawn of actor parents Demi Moore and Bruce Willis has taken part in an experimental video that has to be seen to be believed. Though we could rip into it for a variety of overly derivative reasons, let's retract our Wolverine-like claws for a moment and give the 20-year-old woman a little credit for attempting to break free of her famous family's legacy and trying something different. Besides, ass-baring chaps are hilarious – A+ for effort. [Stylelikeu, HuffPo] More »
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Color me catty queen, but I find it hard to believe that this is Demi Moore's rebound boyfriend. Not that I know a thing about Scott-Vincent Borba's private life, but I've seen straighter faces on Richard Simmons. Nevertheless, the gossip gods have spoken and who are we to verify facts? A source without eyes has outed them as a couple, saying that because he's a beauty mogul to the stars (I can't!) they can walk around in public and no one's the wiser. "Demi and Scott-Vincent started dating last week. They have known each other a long time and he's really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing," said the optimist. "He's head over heels for Demi and there's definitely potential for a lasting relationship between them." Who knows, maybe straight guys are into Botox, makeup and shaped eyebrows nowadays? [Radar] More »
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It wasn't enough that he was caught hanging out of any number of women, the real reason behind the Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher split is apparently her insatiable appetite for lady lovin'. With Radar bravely lifting the lid on their "twisted marriage" (via Star magazine), the intrepid reporters have discovered by way of numerous faceless sources that it was their open marriage that ultimately proved their undoing — and not, you know, his serial cheating. "Demi is attracted to women just as much as men, so she didn't always get all she needed from Ashton," they exclaim, breathlessly. "She was cool with Ashton having flirtatious relationships too. Somehow they made it work all these years." That is until it didn't. With Demi allegedly ending things due to fears her husband's indiscretions could reveal her shameful Sapphic secret [this picture of her with Jennifer Aniston used for illustrative purposes]. Again, it's always the lady's fault, somehow. [Radar] More »
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Well, it's not like we can't say we didn't see it coming. After being married for six years and dabbling in Kabbalah as a couple, Demi Moore has announced that she is done with Ashton Kutcher. More »
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Sure, it's not all that hard to cheat on your wife if you have the lack of respect and a window of opportunity. However, it may become a little more complicated if her ex-husband is John McClane! That's right, Ashton Kutcher has been avoiding an increasingly angry Bruce Willis's calls and came face-to-face with him recently. "Bruce was livid! He reamed Ashton for his cheating — and humiliating not just ex-wife Demi, but his three daughters as well," says a source type. "He went at Ashton full force, giving him no time to make excuses for his embarrassing behavior, demanding that he get his act together fast! Ashton finally broke down in tears, weeping uncontrollably as he begged for forgiveness, ‘I will NEVER, EVER cheat again!'" Yippeekiyay, Bruce! [National Enquirer] More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we hit the newsstand, scoop up the newest issues of Star, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Ok!, and attempt to sort the stained dirty laundry pile of gossip. This week, Justin Bieber had really passionate 30-second sex with a fan who just gave birth to his baby; Demi Moore cheated on Ashton Kutcher with a dude very close to her daughters' age; and Kim Kardashian deserves our pity, since only got married because companies had already purchased advertising slots for the wedding special episode. More »
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This Nikon spot is not new — it was shot in Malibu in April, and first hit the airwaves in June. But since then, tabloids have reported that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore by having unprotected sex with a booze-addled blonde in his hotel room. So now the ad — in which Ashton uses his camera to flirt with young ladies on the beach — just feels sleazy. The zoom lens has some phallic symbolism, as it grows longer when he sees pretty women. At the end of the commercial, a breathy female voiceover talks about how well the camera "performs in low light" — just like Kelso's penis? — and we see a shot of Ashton surrounded by pretty young things. The hot tub must have been cropped out of the frame. More »
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Demi Moore is returning as the face of Ann Taylor for the holiday season. Her forthcoming ads were shot by Norman Jean Roy, and although they show the actress in a snowy forest, they were created at a Los Angeles photo studio. Moore had no comment about her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, which is obviously all the tabloid and fashion press cares about in regards to her right now, but did issue some boilerplate about Roy's "creative vision." [WWD] More »
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Plenty of his famous friends showed up to pay tribute to Michael Jackson at a concert held in honor of the late singer in Wales. Jamie Foxx, Christina Aguilera, Beyonce, Smokey Robinson, and many others performed, but Jennifer Hudson—who'd been scheduled to appear—cancelled at the last minute, citing "major production issues." More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, we "read" the celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. Today, we have an Unsolicited Uterus Update on Ms. Jennifer Aniston. We learn that post-pregnancy January Jones is barely eating — that way she can zip up her Betty Draper dress. And we discover that even though Ashton may have cheated on Demi, it's her fault because she is pathetic and over-the-hill. We're aging right now, so we'd better just begin. More »
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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher recently attended a morning Kabbalah service in Los Angeles which means all of those rumors about a possible split are possibly maybe false? Maybe? More »
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Demi Moore was scheduled to attend a screening of her new film, Bunraku, at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles on Tuesday, but did not show up. Could it have had something to do with the rumor that her marriage is dissolving? Or the rumor that her husband had sex with some blonde chick on the eve of their wedding anniversary? [Gatecrasher] More »
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we hit the newsstands, buy the tabloids, and "read" them, so you don't "have" to. We search for delicious kernels of truth in the grain fields of gossip! This week, Sandra Bullock is "scary skinny"; Jessica Simpson is pregnant with that unemployed dude's spawn; LeAnn Rimes is showing off both clavicle and sternum; and Ashton Kutcher got drunk and fucked a random blonde, so now his marriage is over. More »
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Rumor has it that last Friday night — or more technically, very early Saturday morning — Ashton Kutcher allegedly had sex with a 23-year-old woman in his room at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego. Ashton allegedly told this woman — allegedly named Sara Leal — that he and Demi Moore had separated, but had not yet made it public. Apparently this is Ashton's usual line. Allegedly! In any case, the woman has hired some lawyers in case Ashton comes after her. There's more about this in Star magazine, so expect additional details in Midweek Madness. By the by: September 24 marked Ashton and Demi's sixth wedding anniversary. This blonde lady should not be confused with the brunette lady, Brittney Jones, who claimed that Ashton "made love" to her on a couch. [Radar, The Dirty] More »
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Following the birth of her son, Skyler Morrison, Rachel Zoe has been given a $250,000 push present by her husband, Rodger Berman. It's a ring. Not just any ring. A 10 carat cushion-cut Neil Lane diamond. The perfect piece to wear while dealing with poopy diapers. [Radar Online] More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Demi Moore doesn't like when her moments are stolen by photographers. Plus, The Situation reveals a still from his workout DVD. More »
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You'd expect the 13th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards to give good clothes. And they didn't disappoint. More »
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• This weekend, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher showed up three hours late to a Jeziel Moraes fashion show in Brazil. In a delightfully awkward video, they keep smiling as photographers boo loudly on the red carpet. It's called acting, people!

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• An upcoming book, Low Down Dirty Shame, alleges that Rihanna likes sexytimes with women.

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This Bulgari event in Beverly Hills benefited several very worthy causes, which is great. And Gerard Butler was there, which was also great. More »
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