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			<title><![CDATA[Rihanna Encounters Chris Brown, Broken Bottle; Anne Hathaway: &quot;I’m Not Very Pretty&quot;]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Early on Monday morning, <strong>Rihanna</strong> was celebrating the Saints' Super Bowl win at a Miami club with <strong>Kim Kardashian</strong> and <strong>Timbaland</strong>, when a partygoer chucked a champagne bottle at their table from the balcony above and almost hit her.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5468127/rihanna-encounters-chris-brown-broken-bottle-anne-hathaway-im-not-very-pretty" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna Encounters Chris Brown, Broken Bottle; Anne Hathaway: &quot;I’m Not Very Pretty&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse Gives Back Gowns With Sick Surprise]]></title>
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				<ul><li>What kind of fuckery is this? Amy Winehouse borrowed some designer dresses. When she returned them, they were splattered with vomit. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2008/09/25/amy-winehouse-hit-with-huge-bill-after-vomiting-on-designer-clothes-115875-20751293/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Some of the puke-stained dresses had developed furry mold on them. [<em>Hey, I'm eating breakfast, lady! - Ed.</em>]  [<a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/amy_winehouse_return_dresses_barf_puke.html">CelebNewsWire</a>]
<li>Meanwhile, Amy is trying to launch the singing career of her goddaughter, Dionne. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/09/26/amy-s-teen-sage-kicks-115875-20753128/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Except at Dionne's gig, Amy was a total fucking mess. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1062504/Falling-apart-Stick-Amy-Winehouse-looks-ravaged--admits-I-like-this.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]
<li>More "turmoil" for Brad and Angelina as Billy Bob Thornton says of Angie, "We're still close." Eh. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1061237/More-turmoil-Brad-Angelina-ex-husband-Billy-Bob-Thornton-reveals-Were-STILL-close.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5055173/amy-winehouse-gives-back-gowns-with-sick-surprise" title="Click here to read more about Amy Winehouse Gives Back Gowns With Sick Surprise">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>John Mayer on his breakup with Jen Aniston: "There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met. People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right." Hmm, does Mayer The Player have commitmentphobia? [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20219799,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>, <a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/08/17/Mayer_Wrong_chemistry_led_to_breakup/UPI-43481218990112/">UPI</a>]
<li>John Mayer also says: "I'm sorry that the story's not interesting. But it's about time that somebody stands up for that girl and I think she's great." [<a href="http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/8481">OK!</a>]
<li>Um, there's also video of John making these statements. He actually seems emotional. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/17/john-mayer-i-didnt-want-to-waste-her-time/">TMZ</a>]
<li>Okay, this report says that though they're going through a rocky time, John and Jen are not over. Then again, it also claims that "the birth of the Brangelina twins has got her down." Ugh. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1565802.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>]
<li>This report says that money was an issue with Jen and John. "Jen was tired of paying for everything," says a source. "Cobwebs come flying out of (Mayer's) wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her." [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26255744/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi tied the knot! The private ceremony took place at their home in Los Angeles. There were 19 guests, including both of their mothers. [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s//afp/20080817/en_afp/entertainmentustelevisionpeopledegeneres">Yahoo News</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5038184/john-the-player-mayer-talks-about-breaking-up-with-jen-aniston" title="Click here to read more about John "The Player" Mayer Talks About Breaking Up With Jen Aniston">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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