Definitive Proof That John Travolta Is a Shapeshifting Time Traveler

You believe what you want, but these pictures of John Travolta, Kristen Schaal and Steve Carell are pretty convincing proof that they're aliens hell-bent on human destruction.

If the above photo of Travolta masquerading as someone's grandma doesn't convince you, how about this charming wedding picture that Steve Carell and Kristen Schaal took approximately 150 years ago and was found in a box by an intrepid Redditor? What is the government hiding from us? What other secrets are yet to be uncovered?

Definitive Proof That John Travolta Is a Shapeshifting Time Traveler

If I don't post tomorrow, the Illuminati has already found me.

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