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			<title><![CDATA[Unholy Matrimony: A Sheep Has Married a Deer in China]]></title>
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				Three months or so ago, reports began to surface that a sheep and a deer were carrying on a love affair at a Chinese zoo. Well, yesterday, they "decided" to make it official, and got married in a Valentine's Day wedding ceremony at the zoo. The male sheep, who's called Long Hair, and the female deer, Pure Child, received a wedding bath and a feast of carrots and grass, which they shared with their guests (i.e., other animals from the park). There was apparently one small scare when Pure Child got nervous and left her "groom" at the altar, but the two managed eventually to find their way through the "I Do Gate" that the zoo staff had built. Oh, and if you thought this is one of those innocent animal friendships that won't be consummated, you'd be wrong. These two reportedly get it on, cross-species style. Here's hoping Pure Child and Long Hair live out their days in wedded bliss.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885259/unholy-matrimony-a-sheep-has-married-a-deer-in-china" title="Click here to read more about Unholy Matrimony: A Sheep Has Married a Deer in China">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[&quot;Flying Deer&quot; Damages Power Lines]]></title>
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				You know how sometimes you see shoes looped around a power line and you try to remember all the urban legends about what that stands for? Yeah, well, in Montana a lady saw a <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110616/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_deer_carcass_outage;_ylt=AkeIS3eqLs3P9KrppHxvthEnncUF;_ylu=X3oDMTNyOTluNHNiBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMTEwNjE2L3VzX29kZF9kZWVyX2NhcmNhc3Nfb3V0YWdlBGNjb2RlA29mZnB6ZjMwdG9wNTAwcG9vbHJvdDFoBGNwb3MDNgRwb3MDNgRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3JpZXMEc2xrA2RlZXJ3aXRod2luZw&mdash;">dead deer</a> hanging from a power line. Sad. Except then a guy from the power company told her, "Apparently, we've got deer with wings." But that's probably not true &mdash; instead what probably happened is an eagle dropped it there. Or, you know, a pterodactyl. I'm going to believe the latter until I see evidence to the contrary.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5813085/flying-deer-damages-power-lines" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Flying Deer&quot; Damages Power Lines">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Jun 2011 16:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Time for me to sign off! From Ted Williams to today's tragedy in Arizona, it was one helluva week. Lots to discuss, but keep it light around here. And come back later tonight for the <em>SNL</em> open thread!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5728575/saturday-night-social" title="Click here to read more about Saturday Night Social">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 08 Jan 2011 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Dillie, a pet deer living with an Ohio family, has to be the <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5944209n">most spoiled pet in America</a>.  She is fed a nutritious diet of ice cream, linguine and roses, and she even has her own bedroom.  More cute: [<a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5944209n">CBS</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5422431/oh-deer" title="Click here to read more about Oh, Deer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				And to make it even more heartwarming? The young deer lives at <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ARNOLD'S WILDLIFE REHABILITATION CENTER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ARNOLD'S WILDLIFE REHABILITATION CENTER" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/arnold.s-wildlife-rehabilitation-center/">Arnold's Wildlife Rehabilitation Center</a>, a nonprofit in Florida that's cared for dozens of deer. [<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/gustavoa/deer-licks-cat-4bf/">Buzzfeed</a> via <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpMwAHmnbS8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fgustavoa%2Fdeer-licks-cat-4bf%2F&feature=player_embedded">Youtube</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5319714/deer-bathes-cat" title="Click here to read more about Deer Bathes Cat!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 May 2009 16:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				• A five-week-old seal pup has <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4581037/Seal-with-phobia-of-fish-astonishes-staff-at-sanctuary.html">astonished caretakers by refusing to eat fish. </a> Staff at a marine sanctuary say that this is the first time they've seen a seal with a fish phobia. •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5150754/seal-pup-afraid-of-fish--delhi-court-rules-that-sex-under-promise-of-marriage-is-rape" title="Click here to read more about Seal Pup Afraid Of Fish • Delhi Court Rules That Sex Under Promise Of Marriage Is Rape">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A real, live <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/I/ITALY_UNICORN?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">unicorn</a> was spotted in Italy! Well, sorta. It's actually a baby deer that was born-with a genetic flaw of only having one horn in the center of his head-in captivity in a research habitat in the Tuscan town of Prato. Gilberto Tozzi, director of the Center of Natural Sciences in Prato said that this is the first time he's ever seen anything like this. [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/I/ITALY_UNICORN?SITE=MAFIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5015545/the-first-unicorn" title="Click here to read more about The First Unicorn">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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