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				Congressional Republicans have introduced a bill that would allow women using government money to receive an abortion only in the event of forcible rape.  This is bullshit, and we should fight this on all fronts, including Twitter.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5747173/dont-let-the-right-wing-redefine-rape" title="Click here to read more about Don't Let The Right Wing Redefine Rape">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 Jan 2011 15:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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				You know how Taylor Swift says that all of her songs are about her relationships? Her new song, "Dear John," seems to detail what went down between Taylor and John Mayer. And it doesn't end well.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5667599/did-john-mayer-sleep-with-taylor-swift--break-her-teenage-heart" title="Click here to read more about Did John Mayer Sleep With Taylor Swift & Break Her Teenage Heart?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Oct 2010 10:04:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				John Mayer <a href="http://jezebel.com/5468781/diagnosis-mayer">saying something</a> idiotic? Say it ain't so! His latest bout of verbal diarrhea in <em>Playboy</em> made headlines - but Mayer's comments (and the reactions to said comments) reveal how little many understand about how racism operates.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5469484/its-impossible-to-have-a-benetton-heart-and-a-white-supremacist-dick" title="Click here to read more about It's Impossible To Have &quot;A Benetton Heart&quot; And A &quot;White Supremacist Dick&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dearjohn" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dearjohn" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/dearjohn/">Dear John</a></em>, which opens today, is based on a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nicholassparks" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nicholassparks" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/nicholassparks/">Nicholas Sparks</a> book in which young lovers (<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amandaseyfried" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amandaseyfried" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amandaseyfried/">Amanda Seyfried</a> and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #channingtatum" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #channingtatum" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/channingtatum/">Channing Tatum</a>) keep their relationship alive by writing to each other. Sadly, critics did <em>not</em> love it, "like McAdams loves Gosling."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5465293/dear-john-should-have-taken-a-page-from-the-notebook" title="Click here to read more about Dear John Should Have Taken A Page From The Notebook">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dearjohn" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dearjohn" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/dearjohn/">Dear John</a></em>, the latest Nicholas Sparks weepie, opened last night at Grauman's Chinese Theater. And the styles on display were all about the accessories - not in a good way.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5462278/dear-john-premiere-is-a-tearjerker/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Dear John Premiere Is A Tearjerker">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Feb 2010 10:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				<em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dearjohn" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #dearjohn" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/dearjohn/">Dear John</a></em>, the latest Nicholas Sparks tearjerker, is the story of romance patriotism and the conflicts of love and country.  The real-life version, one woman tells Salon, was a very different matter:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5461536/dear-john-being-a-military-spouse-is-really-hard" title="Click here to read more about Dear John: Being A Military Spouse Is Really Hard">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[It's High Time We Talked About Toilet Paper]]></title>
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				Good afternoon. Earlier this morning, Editor Anna asked me my stance on "potty humor." I am somewhat pro. Thus, it is my privilege to discuss with you today's most important global issue: <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TOILET PAPER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TOILET PAPER" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/toilet-paper/">Toilet paper</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5140232/its-high-time-we-talked-about-toilet-paper" title="Click here to read more about It's High Time We Talked About Toilet Paper">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Paige]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Memo To Senator McCain: My Health Is Not An Extreme Position]]></title>
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				John, I know we don't talk much. Part of that is my fault &mdash; after I flirted with you back in 2000, I'll admit I was a little embarrassed at myself. But you didn't help when you <a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/01/bush-mccain-hug-72.jpg">literally embraced W</a> and metaphorically embraced The Surge, let alone when you started <a href="http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2006/04/03/mccain/">getting all cozy with nutbags like Jerry Falwell</a> who we used to hate <em>together</em>. But all the <strike>women</strike> journalists kept talking about your wit and your charm and your willingness to tell the truth to power, so I thought you couldn't really be <em>that</em> bad. But, as it turns out, you are &mdash; <a href="http://jezebel.com/5050610/mccain-palin-on-womens-issues-when-its-not-sparse-its-not-good">particularly when it comes to women</a>. And let's not talk about how <a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/08/mccains_abortion_flipflop.php">you used to not be an inflexible ass when it came to the bare minimum of conservative compassion on abortion</a> &mdash; exceptions for life, health, rape and incest &mdash; I mean, at least then I was able to tell myself it wasn't personal, just political. But <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/15/mccain-mockingly-suggests_n_135072.html">you had to go prove me wrong last night</a>, didn't you. How maverick-y of you.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5064553/memo-to-senator-mccain-my-health-is-not-an-extreme-position" title="Click here to read more about Memo To Senator McCain: My Health Is Not An Extreme Position">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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