The Nominees' Luncheon for the Daytime Emmy Awards (held at "Charleston Restaurant" in LA) made it hard for me to adhere to my new, 'if you can't say anything nice' no-criticism policy. Because, as a woman with breasts (that is to say, a need-er of underwire), I hate to see them treated with disrespect, and many of the actresses who follow (and, with the exception of ANTM Eva Pigford, they're all actresses) were guilty of flagrant disregard for my feelings. Watch me wrestle with my conscience, after the jump.

The Good: