Jezebel: David

If Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split We Quit Life

Luke Malone — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST

Mark it in your calendars: today's the day that love officially died. They've been together for almost 14 years, raised two children together and have never seemed anything but super happy together, so you'll excuse us if we gently collapse after hearing Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are on the verge of a split. Word on the street is that Johnny is "quietly" consulting lawyers amid talk he was caught flirting with other women recently. "People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end," said some absolute bummer. "Johnny has started reaching out to lawyers, probably to quietly discuss how to get out of the relationship. They're not married but they've been together for years and have kids together so it isn't as easy as just breaking up." If this is true then we should all break up with our significant others now – if they can't make it no one can. [Radar] More »

Docs Suspect Megan Fox Faked The No-Botox Pix

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Remember the photos Megan Fox published last week, "proving" that she does not use Botox? Well! Some doctors saw those images. "Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment," says plastic surgeon Dr. Nicholas Vendemia. "Those lines on her forehead are totally fake. …Muscles in the forehead and brow simply don't create curved wrinkles like that. The wrinkles Megan is showing us don't coincide with brow anatomy, nor do they match the facial expression she is making." Dermatologist Dr. Vince Afsahi says: "The photo looks altered. The muscles in the forehead do not usually create an arc-like pattern seen in the photo. …Anatomically [it] does not make sense." And! Dermatologic surgeon Dr. David Sire quips, "I have never seen the frontalis [forehead] muscle do this unless the muscle was surgically cut. It appears as if she is frowning and elevating her brow at the same time. Quite a feat!" [OC Register, High Society Plastic Surgery] More »

Lady Gaga's Leaked Vogue Cover

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 11:40:30 EST

Vogue Cover" alt="Click here to read Lady Gaga's Leaked Vogue Cover" src="http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2011/02/small_gaga_040211_01.jpg"/>

A picture of Lady Gaga's forthcoming Vogue cover has hit the Internet. She's wearing Haider Ackermann, and her hair is most decidedly pink. One more interior shot after the jump. [TFS and @ItsShavon]

Prince William & Kate Set A Wedding Date

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST

Have your secretary clear your shhhedule! Prince William and Kate Middleton have decided to hold their wedding at Westminster Abbey; the date will be Friday, April 29, 2011.

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 17:10:00 EDT

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, the legends are dominating our TV sets. Liza Minnelli laughs at her encephalitis! Barbara Walters eats a feather boa! Elaine Stritch yells at a studio audience! Aretha Franklin scratches her butt! More »

Fantasia Hospitalized After Overdose, Possible Suicide Attempt

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:11:00 EDT

Fantasia Barrino was hospitalized last night after overdosing on aspirin and sleeping pills. Her manager says she was "overwhelmed by the lawsuit and media attention" related to her relationship with a married man and it seems she tried to commit suicide.

Gisele's Legs Still Glued Together On Mag Covers; More Met Ball Gossip

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 05 May 2010 12:40:00 EDT

For the May Vogue Mexico cover, Gisele Bündchen pulled virtually the same pose that was captured on the April cover of American Vogue. [DesignScene]
Miley Cyrus wears a silver corset that costs $25,000 in her latest music video. [Us]

Posh Poses; Tara Wants To Design Again; Erin Wasson Has Style Tips For Britney

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:30:00 EDT

Victoria Beckham got an 18-page spread in the new German Vogue. [FGR]
Tara Subkoff, now recovered from her brain tumor, says, "I've decided to bring back Imitation Of Christ in its most basic incarnation: easy-to-wear staples with an edge." [Harper'sBazaar]

Tilda Smells Like Holidays; Designer Makes Road-Kill Hats

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:00:00 EDT

Tilda, on her fragrance: "My son tells me it smells like Christmas." [WWD]
"I like to look at paintings mainly, like those of Francis Bacon. Or Mapplethorpe, Newton, and Penn," says noted hottie/photographer Victor Demarchelier, son of Patrick. [Style.com]

Sarah Jessica Might Design For Halston; Jimmy Choo & Uggs To Combine Worst Of Both Brands

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:30:00 EST

There were rumors that Sarah Jessica Parker would be the face of Halston, the brand people just can't keep themselves from reviving. And she wears Halston in the poster for SATC2. But is she actually seeking a design role? [E!]

Frances Doesn't Want To Live With Courtney; Tiger's Wife To Meet With Posh

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST

Here's the thing about Courtney Love losing custody of her daughter: Frances Bean Cobain wants to live with her grandmother.

Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:30:00 EDT

The Olsen twins are launching a new juniors' collection for JC Penney, home of the brands Kimora Lee Simmons, Bisou Bisou, and Charlotte Ronson. It'll be called Olsenboye and is expected in stores this spring. [The Cut]

Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

In honor of the passing of Gidget the Taco Bell Chihuahua yesterday, we've compiled a tribute to the commercial achievements of our favorite animal thespians, from Morris the Cat's unsuccessful presidential bid to the duck that's torturing Ben Affleck. More »

Lindsay Lohan & America Ferrera: Acting Ugly On The Set Of Betty

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Betty" alt="Click here to read Lindsay Lohan & America Ferrera: Acting Ugly On The Set Of Betty" src="http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2008/10/spl49281_001_LLUGBET.jpg"/>

Oh dear: Lindsay Lohan's Ugly Betty episodes were cut from six to four. A source says: "It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess." Plus! in a scene where Betty is supposed to pull down Lindsay's pants, America Fererra did and LL wasn't wearing underwear. But! A different source says "America was mean to Lindsay. Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn't do the last two episodes because America didn't like her and got her kicked off." Drama! [Page Six]
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is on the cover of Vogue India dressed as an Indian bride in a sari. There's a joke here about currying favor, right? [The Sun]
Beyoncé would like for you to call her Sasha Fierce. Her new double album will be called I Am… Sasha Fierce. She explains: "I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am. Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I'm working and when I'm on the stage." It's call compartmentalization. Look into it. [Reuters]
Ali Lohan didn't go to her grandfather's funeral because she didn’t have time to get her hair extensions done the day before and didn’t want anyone to see what horrible hair she has. [ONTD]