Jezebel: David Lynch

The Night Belongs to David Lynch

Anna North — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:10:00 EST

Everybody, today is David Lynch's 66th birthday. You know what that means, don't you? It means that a whole bunch of tiny people come out of your faucet, a guy dressed as a firefighter knocks on your door to deliver a death threat, and Laura Dern smokes crack on your couch. Or you could just watch this insane video, in which David Lynch chats with a Barbie head, and then call it a night. Whatever you choose, be safe, have a lovely weekend, and don't let the dumpster monster get you. More »

Pregnant Country Singer Mindy McCready And Her 5-Year-Old Son Finally Found After Rumored Kidnapping

Lane Moore — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 11:25:00 EST

Four days after they were reported missing, country star Mindy McCready and her 5-year-old son Zander were found hiding in a closet in an Arkansas home and the boy has since been taken into custody. More »

Jennifer Aniston Being Branded A Homewrecker

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT

So. You know that Jennifer Aniston is dating Justin Theroux. Did you know that Justin Theroux just ended is 14 year relationship with his girlfriend, Heidi Bivens? As in: She moved out over the weekend. Hence a headline insinuating that Jen is a "homewrecker." Bivens is "devastated," and the column at the link is sure to point out that Jen did this even though she called Angelina "uncool" for getting with Brad Pitt. Question: Better a homewrecker than a lonely spinster? [Page Six, Daily Mail] More »

Toni Braxton Says Early '90s Plastic Surgery Doesn't Count

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 19:30:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Toni Braxton hasn't had any plastic surgery, except for those times when she did. Plus, Nick Cannon wants to talk about homophobia. More »

Avril Lavigne's Perfume Is So Edgy

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 11:34:00 EDT

Judging from this ad, Avril Lavigne's perfume, Forbidden Rose, smells like eyeliner, cast iron, a decaying forest in winter, and an incongruous hair-bow like the ones your mother used to make you wear for family pictures. [TLF]

You Don't Want To Be On Ice-T's Bad Side

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:45:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T is not in a good mood today, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany (and a gun?) are hanging out together, and with Jon Gosselin, it's the same shit, different girlfriend. More »

Heidi Montag Hits On Justin Bieber Via Twitter

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi is trying out that "cougar" thing, Mary-Kate Olsen likes it when you tell her that she's pretty, and Adrianne Curry might be pregnant but hopes that she's not. More »

Courtney Love's Twitter Binge Is Very Confusing

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 19:30:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love is saying a lot of stuff, but very little of it makes sense. Also, David Lynch shares his plans for the weekend. More »

Dior Handbags Not Helped By David Lynch "Film"

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 17 May 2010 19:00:00 EDT

Lady Blue Shanghai, is, in true David Lynch form, a weird, surreal tale, starring Marion Cotillard and complete with moody music and wafting smoke. But unlike Lynch's other films, this one is really a commercial. For Dior. More »

Elizabeth Taylor Addresses Michael Jackson Gay Rumors

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 13 May 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor goes after MJ's shady dermatologist for saying he supplied the King of Pop with lovers. Meanwhile Kathie Lee Gifford is really regretting taking her makeup off on Today this morning. More »

David Lynch Is Very Crafty

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 12 May 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, director David Lynch builds tchotchkes in his spare time, Roger Ebert describes the scene in Cannes, and Amanda Bynes is one of those—you know, people who wear non-prescription eyeglasses. More »

Terry Richardson Puts A Wiener In His Mouth

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 03 May 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, photographer Terry Richardson bites a weenie, Big Daddy Kane gets married, and Jimmy Fallon and Joy Behar weirdly resemble each other. More »

"Haters" Ruining Twitter For Lisa Rinna

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna doesn't want to read negative Twitter replies, Courtney Love is weening herself off of Abilify, and Karl Lagerfeld doesn't care about stuff. More »

Kristen Bell Goes Barefoot Today For Something Or Other

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:00:00 EDT

Today in Tweet Beat, a shoe company pays Kristen Bell to go barefoot for the day to raise awareness about shoelessness, Dita Von Teese explains the torture of glamor, and Andrew WK, age 10. More »

Kim Kardashian Wears Butt Pads?

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, our world is rocked by the knowledge that Kim Kardashian's ass is enhanced, Rob Thomas has a sense of humor about himself and Lou Diamond Phillips is in drag. More »

Former Hole Bassist Talks About Sex, Courtney Love, Aliens

Anna North — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:30:00 EST

"I've always been at ease with the unknown, whether it's aliens, a through-the-looking-glass mentality, or loving hallucinogenics and David Lynch. It didn't freak me out, entering a new planet called Hole. It was just another day, another trip." [Guardian] More »

Courtney Love Tweets About Being A Feminist

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love has a lot to say, and most of it is confusing, Lisa Rinna assures us that the "Sheen babies" are in good hands, and Lindsay Lohan wants to move to London. More »

Nicole Richie Loves A Fart Joke

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:00:00 EST

Today in Tweet Beat, Nicole Richie has scents of humor, Jason Reitman is a little bit brag-y, and celebs like Kim Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson tweet about the Super Bowl. More »

Brad & Angie Vow To Help Haiti; Heidi Montag "Obsessed" With Plastic Surgery

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:00:00 EST

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have issued a statement, promising to help Wyclef Jean in relief efforts for those affected by the earthquake in Haiti. Angie and Brad say:

Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:30:00 EST

Julia Roberts will become a face of Lancôme, appearing in ads beginning early next year. Roberts earns up to $20 million per film, and could realize a similar amount from her first major beauty contract; the company won't say. [WWD]

Kristen Meets Rob's Parents; Levi Talks About His "Alaskan Pipeline"

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:00:00 EST

Robert Pattinson took Kristen Stewart to a "secret" dinner with his parents. So secret that this Britloid knows about it!

Penelope And Javier Are Engaged; Jon Calls Money He Withdrew A "Paycheck"

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:30:00 EDT

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.

Carrie Prejean's Mom Accused Her Dad Of Being Gay; Jon and Kate Dad's Mistress Has A Sex Tape

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:30:00 EDT

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When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.

Is John Mayer's New Song About Jennifer Aniston?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT

John Mayer wrote a song called "Heartbreak Warfare" so naturally there is speculation that it's about Ms. Jennifer Aniston. But, uh, check out these lyrics:

Britney's Lame "Comeback"; Chris Brown & Rihanna Together In Miami

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:00:00 EST

Britney's comeback tour isn't selling so well, and Brit Brit might be singing to empty seats. She's all: "My loneliness… is killing me…" [MSNBC]

Amy Winehouse's Mother-In-Law: "Amy Has Behaved Like A Trollop"

Hortense Smith — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 10:30:00 EST

Amy Winehouse has returned to London after a stay in St. Lucia, in the hopes of reconciling with her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. But Blake's mother, who called Amy a "trollop", says a reunion isn't likely.[DailyMail]

Meryl Streep On 30 Rock? Mamma Mia!

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:00:00 EST

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Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]

It's Nora Ephron's Fault You Can't Find The Right Man

Jessica G. — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:20:00 EST

According to a "scientific" study out of Scotland, people who watch romantic comedies are "more likely to believe in predestined love." But but…Harry and Sally were meant to be!! More »

Is The Nuclear Wintour Out Of Fuel?

Sadie Stein — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:30:00 EST

Anna Wintour may be hanging up the Prada: "She's thinking of retiring. She feels she's done it all and had enough. She has been putting out feelers to intimate friends recommending a possible replacement to S.I. Newhouse. She's so tired out, she just let Men's Vogue close instead of fighting for it." [New York Post]
David Lynch... for Gucci? Check it. [Fashion Week Daily]
Speaking of Gucci campaigns, if you really need a Rihanna fix? "This e-film documentary showcases Rihanna and Frida on the set of the UNICEF 2009 holiday ad campaign, Rihanna at the Gucci Winter Ready-to-Wear show in September, Rihanna and Frida discussing sketches and more." [People]
We're kinda digging Liela Moss, McQueen's new rocker "muse": "It’s sort of preposterous and delightful at the same time. I feel like I’d be a bit of an a—hole if I was really lapping it up too much, but obviously it helps you feel more justified about what you’re doing, your performances." [WWD]

Gender Bender: Agyness Deyn Mans Up For French Vogue

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:40:00 EDT

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In the September issue of Paris Vogue, a "Rock Couture" photo shoot featuring Agyness Deyn — shot by David Sims — is all about "masculine" fashion. Agyness takes this opportunity to channel some famous men, and she does it rather well! I took a stab at guessing which dudes she was trying to impersonate; check out the images, as compared to the source material photographs I've linked to, after the jump. More »

Loose Lips

Jessica G. — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:45:00 EDT

Best quote in the history of celebrity quotes: "There Might Not Be a Hannah Montana If It Wasn’t For David Lynch” — Billy Ray Cyrus. Does that mean Hannah Montana = Bob? • Salma Hayek called off her engagement to French billionaire and baby daddy Francois-Henri Pinault. Her rep says: "There will be no further comment." • Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are definitely getting serious. Blake was hanging with Penn's mom and godmother yesterday. [Rolling Stone, Us, People] More »

ELLE Continues To Toy With Nina Garcia's Affections

Jennifer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:30:00 EDT

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The latest on the Nina Garcia saga: If she takes the editor-at-large gig she'll only be there til mid-October, when ELLE's contract with Project Runway ends and then she'll be let go for reals. (Dear Nina: You can do better than that.) Meanwhile, no one at ELLE or its publisher Hachette Filipacchi Media has issued a single comment on the entire situation. [WWD, 1st item]

Horrible Hagyness (Finally) Gets Her Own Clothing Line

Jennifer — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:00:00 EDT

The inevitable happened and TopShop gave model Agyness Deyn her own clothing line, because she dresses totally '80s and that is so edgy! [Vogue UK]

Tim Gunn Wants To Check Out Your Ass

Jennifer — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:00:00 EDT

In his latest adventure as Liz Clairborne Chief Creative Officer/media love object, Tim Gunn is going on a 6-city tour sponsored by Glamour to showcase Claiborne's new denim line and help women try on jeans and find the "perfect" ones. (Denim: novel, right?) We've always believed all this talk about "perfect" denim is a lie but we'd give that all up just to have Tim Gunn pat our ass. [WWD, sub req'd]

According To Designer Issey Miyake, Fashion Sucks. Hard.

Jennifer — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:00:00 EDT

Designer Issey Miyake's show taking place today in Paris is inspired by vacuum cleaners. Guaranteed not to blow you away? [WWD, 5th item]

Victoria Beckham Wants To Rearrange Your Face

Jennifer — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:00:00 EDT

Victoria Beckham's latest professional endeavor is a makeup line called "V-Sculpt," which is supposed to give its users finer features. It launches today in Tokyo. Because Asia is known for its coarse, exaggerated features? Also: what? [WWD, 1st item]

Paris Hilton Must Be Stopped

Jennifer — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:09:35 EDT

We are Nietzsche and God is dead: Paris Hilton's stint in jail saw her fragrance sales rise 30% higher than where they were at this time last year. [WWD, sub req'd]

Ashley Judd To Design Cheap Clothing Line, Burberry Targets Renaissance Faire Demographic

Jennifer — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:32:21 EDT

Ashley Judd is designing an el cheapo clothing line a la Sarah Jessica Parker. The lucky recipient of this collection: The clothing chain Goody's. Which makes sense in the "paradigmatic" sense until you're like, wait a second, Ashley Judd? Who the fuck ever paid attention to her outfits? Does simultaneously belonging to the Judd family and not having big hair account for some huge personal style statement? [WWD]

David Lynch is slated to direct the TV ads for the new Gucci fragrance. It would be funnier if the scent was also "inspired" by David Lynch, and we could imagine it smelling of decomposing human flesh and surrealism, but we guess this is just what you do these days when your last really memorable project was cancelled 15 years ago. [WWD]

Levi's premium line, Red, is "inspired" by Japanese design. Which was funny because all the Japanese designers are ever trying to do is recreate classic Levi's. [WWD]

Appearing in the new Burberry ad campaign: Up-and-coming English rocker boys lounging alongside the stable of Burberry girls Agyness Deyn, Lily Cole, Kiera Gormley, and Georgia Frost. The word the publicists have chosen to apply to this collection? "Medieval." Right. Because there is something so totally Canterbury Tales about the combination of trenchcoats and professional cokeheads. [Times of London] More »