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This morning, Moe got on the horn with Mystery, the VH1 reality show star who picks up girls through a combination of spiritual energy, sushi and cosmology. But last night, Mary-Kate Olsen told Conan O'Brien that recently, some guy came up to her and asked if he could make her some tomato soup. That was his line. (M-K deadpanned, "I looked at him and said, 'I love tomato soup.' Now I'm pregnant.") The pick-up artist may have the magic touch, but in the spirit of Crap Email From A Dude we now have The Worst Internet Pickup Lines, culled from the website Weird Dating Mail by the British tabloid The Sun. After the jump, check out actual responses to women's profiles posted on dating sites. You know what they say about first impressions! More »
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